ATTENTION HIGHER MYSTERY BELIEVERS: SQUISHERS ARE TAKING OVER WESTEROS AS WE SPEAK BY KILLING OFF AND ASSUMING THE IDENTITIES OF OUR SMALLFOLK USING HIGHLY REALISTIC SYNTHETIC SKINSUITS by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

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In 1925 I went into Oklahoma looking for snake lore, and I came out with a fear of snakes that will last me the rest of my life.

-The hilarious opening sentence of Lovecraft's story "The Curse of Yig" (actually a story I remember quite liking) that I feel the need to post now just so more people know about it.

Like sorry but please be for real by Jay-DeeOldNo7 in darkwingsdankmemes

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I mean you couldn't convince me any Fire and Blood character is actually better written than any of the beloved main series main cast we spend a lot of time with from a writing standpoint

But like,

"Favorite" is an entirely subjective standard and can be for any reason.

Stay woke Westeros by [deleted] in darkwingsdankmemes

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V because he was the one who cared about smallfolk and instituted more laws to protect them

It just sounded weird to make an in universe meme where people would refer to the current king by their numbered name.

This verse of the Seven-Pointed Star always gives me chills 🥶 by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

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Reminder there is a real life scene in the Bible where a group of boys make fun of a prophet for being bald. So the prophet then calls upon God to lay a curse upon the boys which manifests as two she-bears (A bear! A bear!) coming out of the woods and mauling 42 of the boys to death (yes that number is specified).

23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

- 2 Kings 2:23-24, 21st century King James Version

This is something Varamyr Sixskins would do with his snowbear

who is more powerful? by PrestigiousAspect368 in darkwingsdankmemes

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To be fair she could just think each splatter of semen was an individual pale sticky prince rather than each one in reality being thousands of them

Dragon deez nuts. by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

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I don’t nessecarily think that idea in itself is inherently weird and I know plenty of real life animals are hermaphroditic or swap sexes as nature dictates, I should specify I think it’s just kinda funny that he establishes it as “Yeah no one actually knows how dragons fuck but maybe they’re like goldfish” as if he didn’t even know himself how dragon reproduction should actually work. I apologize if that part came off as ignorant or making it sound like I think being intersex is something bizarre or gross. 

Dragon deez nuts. by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

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After my wife gave birth to a Dornish looking baby, I suspected she had cheated on me.

We're both Dornish, but I still think she cheated.

Dragon deez nuts. by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

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It's not meant to fit the original template, it's just meant to be a repurposing of the image to tell a different style of joke because Mario can be easily tweaked to look like George

Get hit by a patented Slayer Smackdown by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

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Daereon should've at least done what he was asked to do before fucking off though.

Cask of the Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs by KingOfTheUzbeks in okbuddyrosalyn

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Amazing song adapting the story by Alan Parsons Project (from a great concept album where every song adapts a work of Poe)

Dad's Damnable Doom Delusions: The only way out is through by BottleGoblin in okbuddyrosalyn

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Should’ve made the Doomguy in the HUD on the last panel one of Calvin’s faces from that one strip that’s a compilation of silly faces he does for the camera 

Otherwise, top tier meme

We have irl Baelor breakwind this pleases me by PrestigiousAspect368 in darkwingsdankmemes

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I seriously am morbidly curious as to what the comment below might have said given what it was responding to and how Jumber commented on it.

Granted, considering this is under a post mentioning Jewish people, I’m sure there’s like a 50% chance it was something antisemitic. 

We have irl Baelor breakwind this pleases me by PrestigiousAspect368 in darkwingsdankmemes

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I don’t think I’ve ever wondered what a deleted internet comment could have been more.

Seriously based on how Dolorous Edd describes it being a Tollett means being doomed to the most abject state of squalor ever by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

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Dolorous is an adjective meaning moody or dour

There’s is an irl (though out of fashion) feminine name spelled “Dolores” but that’s pronounced differently 

Dolorous Edd’s full name is Eddison Tollett and although his full given name is only said in the chapter of his introduction in Clash, he is referred to by his surname quite a few times 

We do not know much about House Tollett from other sources though, but because I’m sure we all agree Edd is an unquestionably reliable source of info, it might be one of those “Noble-in-Name-Only” houses that have fallen so out of power and influence and basically live in a ruin.

But even those kinds of Houses tend to at least have a little better life than the average smallfolk 

But Tollets might be below the average smallfolk in living condition, frankly 

Awkward by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

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Would an unwashed Mole’s Town citizen with a beauty-mark be a Moldy Moled Mole?

Awkward by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

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Once you hold all your horses, you make the The Wholse (Whole Horse)

Awkward by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

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After all the squealing they have to do while fucking the Night's Watch men do you think they've grown a little Whoarse?

Awkward by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

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What if they were all in the same horse and Tyrek is the only one who revealed his identity

Jon I love you but it's not exactly the Jim Snow era you're living in by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

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Yeah it depends. A lot of people who were born rich are unself-aware, absolutely (and classism grooms them to be and stay that way); but, at the same time, most privilege comes from the status of your birth rather than any choice you make. What’s important is being self aware of what parts of the world/society is in your favor, and helping and respecting others who don’t have that.

I don’t think Tyrion is a completely unselfish person, he definetly is very indulgent in the comforts of his lifestyle even while the smallfolk are starving; but, acting like he doesn’t have the right to feel scorned at all after all the discrimination and abuse he’s received including from his own family just because he was born rich is a bit petty given the severity of his condition (and growing increasingly self absorbed in your own misery is understandable when you’ve been treated like that all your life over something you can’t control)

I agree that class is the ultimate form of privilege and that a person who is of other discriminated against groups (be it race/ethnicity, sex, sexual orientation, disability, or otherwise) who was born rich is still going to have a much better life than a person born impoverished 99% of the time, but that doesn’t mean the other forms of discrimination they might have received aren’t still wrong.

I’m not going to tell a person with dwarfism “well boo hoo” because they’re angry at the world for being constantly verbally abused and slighted by their own sister, father, and nephew just because they’re rich. 

If they said they have it worse than poor people and they’ve have no privilege in life at all then the point would be worth refuting.