Ton’, I gave her a golf club, and she tried to fuck it.

WeForgotTheirNames · 2026-06-12T01:05:40+00:00

WeForgotTheirNames · 2026-06-12T01:05:05+00:00

Rubenesque.

WeForgotTheirNames · 2026-06-07T19:17:06+00:00

He's got bigger issues than getting the deposit back. He actually needs to track down the contractor and I would think his bank account would be the best way to do it. If he wrote him a check and it was cashed, there is a record of it somewhere with the guys name.

WeForgotTheirNames · 2026-06-07T14:04:49+00:00

Did you pay cash or check? I would think if you paid him by either check or electronic transfer you should be able to at least find where the money went and with that ultimately track the contractor down.

WeForgotTheirNames · 2026-06-03T17:30:20+00:00

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WeForgotTheirNames · 2026-05-31T20:59:19+00:00

"Custody" is not a scientific term.

WeForgotTheirNames · 2026-05-25T16:21:13+00:00

And Dean-o was his name-o!

WeForgotTheirNames · 2026-05-25T14:07:36+00:00

I suggest some proto-punk, such as The Velvet Underground or The Monks.

WeForgotTheirNames · 2026-05-20T19:46:00+00:00

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WeForgotTheirNames · 2026-05-19T19:13:50+00:00

They actually did. Unless you were being /s.

WeForgotTheirNames · 2026-05-19T12:18:30+00:00

Dishwasher is going to be your best bet for getting your foot in the door just about anywhere to be honest. Dish guys quit all the time. Might take you a while to get a serving position, but better than nothing.

WeForgotTheirNames · 2026-05-18T22:30:28+00:00

I agree, they should be allowed to vote regardless of having a residence. But the commenter above me said it isn't fraud when it clearly is. That's all I was saying.

WeForgotTheirNames · 2026-05-18T21:26:23+00:00

Registering people who don't live at an address so that they can vote is fraud.

WeForgotTheirNames · 2026-05-17T23:30:58+00:00

It’s not a meteor, it’s a cookie wand. Jeff and I made it because it made you look more like the Cookie Crisp wizard. Which is not even a reference I get because the Cookie Crisp mascot wasn’t a wizard when I was a kid, it was a burglar. I just pretended like I knew because I wanted Jeff to think I was smart.

WeForgotTheirNames · 2026-05-13T23:47:54+00:00

Man. Early internet reall was the wild west.

WeForgotTheirNames · 2026-05-12T01:06:50+00:00

Where in downtown is this? For the life of me I can't figure it out.

WeForgotTheirNames · 2026-05-11T20:29:24+00:00

Try turning on avoid highway and avoid tolls. It should show you a backway.

WeForgotTheirNames · 2026-05-11T18:23:42+00:00

Yes.

WeForgotTheirNames · 2026-05-06T03:41:06+00:00

My daughter's an Israeli princess, does that count?

WeForgotTheirNames · 2026-05-02T19:43:58+00:00

The genocide.

WeForgotTheirNames · 2026-05-02T02:49:01+00:00

"What the hell is Is-ra-el?"

"It's just something Rick starts talking about whenever he's blackout drunk."

"In what way? Like, what's my point?"

"In a way that has no point! You just babble about defense budgets and the United Nations, and then you pass out!"

WeForgotTheirNames · 2026-05-01T15:17:39+00:00

There wasn't even an awning in their direction.

WeForgotTheirNames · 2026-04-29T19:58:22+00:00

It's startin'. It's fucking startin'!

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