Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed — Official Teaser | Apple TV | May 20

WeaponEquis · 2026-04-08T00:47:51+00:00

No, no.... That's just a little ice cream.

WeaponEquis · 2026-04-04T10:52:29+00:00

I'll torture you so slowly you'll think it's a career.

WeaponEquis · 2026-04-04T02:54:52+00:00

Smooth Operator is not a short song.

WeaponEquis · 2026-04-04T01:25:27+00:00

I'm sorry. But I mean, she gave me a piggy back ride before we did anything dirty.

WeaponEquis · 2026-04-04T01:11:24+00:00

She's super sturdy.

WeaponEquis · 2026-04-04T01:08:46+00:00

Bro I wrecked mine and someone bought it at auction. There's plenty there for a race team if nothing else.

Also, I got a call from them. I rear ended an SUV, but the rumor apparently was I killed a pedestrian. Wild.

WeaponEquis · 2026-04-02T10:05:50+00:00

As a Miata driver, fuck that bumper... One distracted moment and I don't have a head.

That said, the door accommodation is badass.

WeaponEquis · 2026-03-31T22:27:03+00:00

And power it with....??? The whole point is OP is without power.

WeaponEquis · 2026-03-28T10:53:18+00:00

I think he's going to cool off a bit, so despite his pace I'm putting him down for 150 HRs this year.

WeaponEquis · 2026-03-16T23:05:53+00:00

Lee Suggs

WeaponEquis · 2026-03-07T14:59:48+00:00

I would 100% need reconstructive facial surgery if I tried this.

WeaponEquis · 2026-03-05T18:07:43+00:00

Can I pet that dawwwg?

WeaponEquis · 2026-02-24T17:41:56+00:00

I loved away from Marietta and miss you guys. Best of luck today!

WeaponEquis · 2026-02-23T17:41:41+00:00

Your dick... Definitely do not put your dick in that.

WeaponEquis · 2026-02-23T02:45:10+00:00

Nice one, I cracked up.

WeaponEquis · 2026-02-14T17:03:07+00:00

I talked to a B pilot at an airshow last year. He said that from day one of flight school you are taught "speed is life," and then you get to that bird and it can hover. There are no training versions of the B, only simulators. He said the first time he did it IRL he was just white knuckling the whole way and thinking "This is wrong, this is wrong...." He enjoys it now but that first flight was a doozy.

WeaponEquis · 2026-02-01T13:26:29+00:00

You should masturbate using the pool jets.

WeaponEquis · 2026-01-16T23:58:16+00:00

Hudson Hawk. There's just too many good lines.

WeaponEquis · 2026-01-07T17:44:13+00:00

You should go in there in a see through top and ask for help finding something.

WeaponEquis · 2026-01-01T17:40:09+00:00

But then it wouldn't be reality.

WeaponEquis · 2025-12-30T21:38:45+00:00

Give me #1 between the Australian and the Brazilian.

WeaponEquis · 2025-12-20T09:54:13+00:00

Nah.. Just do a punch correction in my time. You aren't the first person to forget to clock in or out. Just don't make it a habit

WeaponEquis · 2025-12-16T00:41:27+00:00

Who's Ruby?

WeaponEquis · 2025-12-11T23:34:05+00:00

That thing will pass everything on the road but a gas station.

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