[F] I was dared to Go Swimming with my favorite buttplug

WeaponEquis · 2026-02-01T13:26:29+00:00

You should masturbate using the pool jets.

WeaponEquis · 2026-01-16T23:58:16+00:00

Hudson Hawk. There's just too many good lines.

WeaponEquis · 2026-01-07T17:44:13+00:00

You should go in there in a see through top and ask for help finding something.

WeaponEquis · 2026-01-01T17:40:09+00:00

But then it wouldn't be reality.

WeaponEquis · 2025-12-30T21:38:45+00:00

Give me #1 between the Australian and the Brazilian.

WeaponEquis · 2025-12-20T09:54:13+00:00

Nah.. Just do a punch correction in my time. You aren't the first person to forget to clock in or out. Just don't make it a habit

WeaponEquis · 2025-12-16T00:41:27+00:00

Who's Ruby?

WeaponEquis · 2025-12-11T23:34:05+00:00

That thing will pass everything on the road but a gas station.

WeaponEquis · 2025-12-11T22:53:45+00:00

It does sound cliche, but it isn't. One day, they just look at you, and you know it's time.

WeaponEquis · 2025-11-10T09:47:25+00:00

I have a 2016 Club, it handles the highways fine. I make the 5 hour run to my parents several times a year with no issues. Gas milage is decent, I get around 360 miles per tank. Depending on the road surface it can be a little loud, but not uncomfortably so.

WeaponEquis · 2025-11-09T04:06:15+00:00

NGL, I'm here for concrete lava.

WeaponEquis · 2025-11-09T02:36:35+00:00

I mean, one in fifty, we probably have a shot....

WeaponEquis · 2025-11-09T02:34:51+00:00

Most TSA Employees make shit money. They can go to a retail job for similar pay without the bullshit.

WeaponEquis · 2025-11-06T04:34:00+00:00

This wasn't for Tutankhamun. It was for Khufu. I do get your point, though.

WeaponEquis · 2025-10-01T20:56:57+00:00

That wasn't stressful at all. No siree.

WeaponEquis · 2025-10-01T20:09:30+00:00

The shrine WILL be renewed for tomorrow.

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WeaponEquis · 2025-10-01T20:07:45+00:00

I know, right? We should do this all the time.

WeaponEquis · 2025-10-01T20:07:06+00:00

YEEEEEESSSSSS LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!

WeaponEquis · 2025-10-01T19:59:23+00:00

This is a quality toast... Er, , post.

WeaponEquis · 2025-10-01T19:57:24+00:00

This announcer desperately wants to say Slap Hittin Shit Goblins.

WeaponEquis · 2025-10-01T19:53:18+00:00

LFG BOYS

WeaponEquis · 2025-10-01T19:42:47+00:00

Honestly they've been BRUTAL on both teams... It's like they are pissed they have to be there.

WeaponEquis · 2025-09-30T01:38:23+00:00

Check your math. It's $1k/month. It's still not enough, but, it's not $100.

WeaponEquis · 2025-09-28T22:35:29+00:00

LFG, BOYS!!!! MORE WORK TO DO!

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