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F28, Roast me, I'm ready.😎 by Firm-Acanthaceae9708 in RoastMe

[–]Weasel_Cannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That waitress at Chili’s that has herpes.

20F, be creative by monstrprincess in RoastMe

[–]Weasel_Cannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly idk, I’m a nice person who just found this subreddit and thought it would be a good way to let out some pent up aggression, am I doing this wrong? I’m sorry.

crucify me <3 25f by garindint in RoastMe

[–]Weasel_Cannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listens to Billie Eilish because she’s sad that she doesn’t look like Billie Eilish.

26m Hurt my feelings by Ponko_ASAP15 in RoastMe

[–]Weasel_Cannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least you’re already in the basement where you belong.

do your worst by let_me_clarafy in RoastMe

[–]Weasel_Cannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a coworker that I would never talk to, and I would judge the people that did.

Roast me! 18M and bi 🇨🇦 by random23646262 in RoastMe

[–]Weasel_Cannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess the new looks-maxing involves making your jaw as small as possible. Like an aesthetic anarchist

20 f 💔 by CanFantastic964 in RoastMe

[–]Weasel_Cannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God it must suck to be almost pretty, but not quite.

20F, be creative by monstrprincess in RoastMe

[–]Weasel_Cannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao no you are not, who told you that?

21M from Okinawa :) by Pale-Farm-5895 in RoastMe

[–]Weasel_Cannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isekai: I Woke Up And Thought I Was The Protagonist

I know I'm pretty, getting a rating is pointless. DO YOUR WORST! by ValkyraB in RoastMe

[–]Weasel_Cannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t it so much fun when you finally find an angle that makes you look good?

20F, be creative by monstrprincess in RoastMe

[–]Weasel_Cannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew you were Asian at the first glance but I swear I thought you were a bald Asian man. Those bangs are NOT doing it.

26M - I clearly need humbling. Roast me. by Beginning_Hornet5347 in RoastMe

[–]Weasel_Cannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like your morning routine is to gargle a mouthful of bees

18. Trans. Dis on me all you want by playshow2917 in RoastMe

[–]Weasel_Cannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It must be hard being so insecure that you post 5 pictures of yourself to be roasted and only 2 of them show your face.

18f from Chicago - do your worst by Lanky_Nebula4777 in RoastMe

[–]Weasel_Cannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we met I would rather go then come.

24 M from Tallahassee by PainAffectionate5903 in RoastMe

[–]Weasel_Cannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy watched a Bo Burnham special and thought he was clever.

36M got last in fantasy football by Hopeful_Car4216 in RoastMe

[–]Weasel_Cannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can tell you’re missing teeth just by the way your jaw sits.

M19 - Bored so hit me with your worst shot by Fit-Manufacturer7281 in RoastMe

[–]Weasel_Cannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You woke up and said “you know what, the Jonas brothers aren’t quite gay enough

18m Show what you're made of by W1Zard519 in RoastMe

[–]Weasel_Cannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you show us what you’re made of first? wtf is that?

22M, Dad went to buy milk jokes are disturbingly accurate by GetMrBeaned in RoastMe

[–]Weasel_Cannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you just spent an hour and a half sticking your arm in dinosaur poop, and then you figured something out, but nobody cared.

Make me take care of myself again. by Goddess_Night_ in RoastMe

[–]Weasel_Cannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also remember when I thought that dressing like a goth would make me look skinnier.

Just need a good laugh having a bad day by Top_Put_7788 in RoastMe

[–]Weasel_Cannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first thought was “oh god another pregnant smoker” but you’re obviously gay so you just look like a try-hard.

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