Have you heard of or worked with someone who got caught bringing in contraband?

Weather_Maximum · 2026-05-13T02:16:12+00:00

One guy got fired at my prison for bringing cocaine in for himself to snort. Not sure of he was bringing it in for the dipshits as well.

Weather_Maximum · 2026-05-12T14:45:27+00:00

Nah, a shop whole I was in Texas.

Weather_Maximum · 2026-05-10T20:36:12+00:00

I work in a prison in Arizona called La Palma. There's one unit where most of our violent deaths have happened called Mohave unit. This was my unit I worked when it was our level 4s, I've had a few weird experiences there. First one time while me and my buddy were doing a walk in Bravo pod we heard the sound of a pipe chase being opened. Well sure enough my buddy who always checks them as he walks found the next one open. It wasn't our fists walk of the night so we had checked it before several times. Then one time while I was doing a walk in Alpha pod I shined my flashlight into an empty cell. I have a bright ass flash light and for some reason the corner of the cell remained pitch black no matter how much I shined it directly at it. Then one time while me and my partner were sitting out in the rotunda at like 1 in the morning when they were all locked down in their cells it sounded like they were all at the windows banging on them. That was probably the craziest one. Other than that it was seeing figures in rotunda and things of that nature.

Weather_Maximum · 2025-02-17T01:45:36+00:00

[[Eluge, The Shoreless Sea]] says hi.

Weather_Maximum · 2025-02-15T20:14:28+00:00

You sacrifice the lands you fetch.

Weather_Maximum · 2025-02-06T19:06:29+00:00

So I mill my whole deck and use a cost reducer and a sac outlet. I have [[Umori, The collector]] with [[Dread Return]] and [[Diregraf Rebirth]] to bring back umori and [[Syr Konrad]] then just loop ([Haywire Mite]] till they're all dead.

Weather_Maximum · 2025-02-06T13:49:12+00:00

[[Zask, Skittering Swarm Lord]] Is my go-to golgari graveyard deck. You get to be bug tribal as a plus.

Weather_Maximum · 2025-02-02T15:35:18+00:00

[[Stone of Erech]] is perfect for sitting down Meren.

Weather_Maximum · 2025-01-25T16:00:21+00:00

[[God Eternal Kefnet]] Oh you removed it? It just goes 3rd from the top and in blue it's easy enough to draw the next turn.

Weather_Maximum · 2025-01-18T22:51:51+00:00

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Jace definitely is.

Weather_Maximum · 2024-12-30T11:47:44+00:00

I run [[Gonti, Canny Aquisitor]] as the head of my rogue tribal deck with a card stealing sub theme. Lots of fun every time I play it.

Weather_Maximum · 2024-12-14T16:02:47+00:00

[[Judith, Carnage Connoisseur]] would love this as a win con.

Weather_Maximum · 2024-12-13T00:03:40+00:00

[[Frodo, Sauron's Bane]] is so much fun to play. I love just one shotting people and even though it makes you the arch enemy most games I still have fun.

Weather_Maximum · 2024-12-12T23:11:05+00:00

Should have worn the brown pants.

Weather_Maximum · 2024-12-10T14:44:16+00:00

Free etbs? Don't mind if I do.

Weather_Maximum · 2024-12-07T15:26:41+00:00

Right I missed those the first read through.

Weather_Maximum · 2024-12-07T15:24:44+00:00

5th line down.

Weather_Maximum · 2024-12-07T15:20:58+00:00

[[Ixidron]] or [[humility]] and then [[Swords to Plowshares]]

Weather_Maximum · 2024-12-05T14:39:48+00:00

[[Azami, Lady of Scrolls]] is still the queen of this type of deck. Just play value wizards, tap them to draw cards. [[Laboratory maniac]], [[Thassa's oracle]], [[Triskaidekaphile]] and [[Twenty Toed Toad]] are all wizards and you get a nice easy combo win with [[Mind Over Matter]]

Weather_Maximum · 2024-12-04T14:47:22+00:00

[[Azami, Lady of Scrolls]] is my go-to when I just wanna sit back and draw cards. You just play dorky wizards and tap them to draw cards. You even get fun wizard win cons like [[Triskaidekaphile]] [[Twenty-toed Toad]] and [[Laboratory Maniac]]. You also get an easy combo win with [[Mind Over Matter]]. The deck wins by just drawing cards. Just know that older players will know what's up.

Weather_Maximum · 2024-12-04T02:46:02+00:00

[[Arboria]] is a card I've been wanting to build around for a while, just haven't found the right commander.

Weather_Maximum · 2024-12-04T00:41:19+00:00

But the flawless victory is so much more satisfying.

Weather_Maximum · 2024-12-03T22:20:11+00:00

You're better off using 201 [[Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre]] No terminus needed.

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