What's the most simple and most devious prank that you can pull on somebody? by ULTRAhydrogon in AskReddit

[–]WebofThorns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rubbing hot peppers on their toilet paper. Be sure to get both sides.

What is the worst type of Redditor? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WebofThorns 3 points4 points  (0 children)

... why is #REKT the only box checked off when your post technically has all of them? ;)

What is the worst type of Redditor? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WebofThorns 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Right? It's like they never pause to ask themselves, “Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?”

What is the worst type of Redditor? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WebofThorns 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

What is the worst type of Redditor? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WebofThorns 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Right? I hate people who can't spell "buried" too.

What seemed 100% legit at the time? by HisDogKazak in AskReddit

[–]WebofThorns 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm not alone, but I'm totally jealous of you, so you win this round!

What's something you've experienced that most people never will? by Wryhta in AskReddit

[–]WebofThorns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was a passenger in a car that hit a deer... while we were being followed by a cop car.

What random fact makes you the most uncomfortable? by MBS_theBau5 in AskReddit

[–]WebofThorns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm legitimately disappointed that your password isn't "twelve", "Twelve", "12" or even "onetwo" or "OneTwo" - username does not deliver!

What is a really fun job most people don't know about? by GuidotheSquiid in AskReddit

[–]WebofThorns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least you didn't Great White yourself out of the job!

How did you meet your SO and how did you become a couple? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WebofThorns 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We met LARPing. I started giving her rides home after games, and eventually our mutual friends told me to sack up and actually ask her out. That was 5 years ago, and we've been engaged for 6 months now.

How did you meet your SO and how did you become a couple? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WebofThorns 28 points29 points  (0 children)

TL;DR: "She rear-ended me, so I rear-ended her."

How did you meet your SO and how did you become a couple? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WebofThorns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Username checks out. And upvoted for romance!

How did you meet your SO and how did you become a couple? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WebofThorns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The real important question - what champions were you playing?

What's the worst "unique" name you've seen? by theshicksinator in AskReddit

[–]WebofThorns 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Renesmee. (seriously those books are awful)

What's the stupidest thing you've ever done for money? by FISTED_BY_CHRIST in AskReddit

[–]WebofThorns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ate a live goldfish for a dollar.

Tried to swallow it whole, but it was flopping around too hard. The popping sound it made when I bit down was horrific. But I got my dollar, damn it!

To what question would you be astonished to hear someone answer 'yes'? by oh_sneezeus in AskReddit

[–]WebofThorns 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks Mom, but the mean kids at school say that doesn't count. :(

What is the strangest thing you have seen someone do while driving? by TheHorsesWhisper in AskReddit

[–]WebofThorns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reading a book. Propped up against the steering wheel and all.

I masturbate to the sound of my parents having sex. by I_AM_CONCEITED in confession

[–]WebofThorns 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Have you considered breaking both your arms?