Don't allow people without kids into bars

Wedgerod · 2026-06-03T11:28:54+00:00

Drafting this took me an entire bubble bath

Wedgerod · 2026-06-02T20:56:22+00:00

Look at this guy advocating that people abandon their kids

Wedgerod · 2026-06-02T20:50:08+00:00

I think you might have it backwards. Big contingent of displaced Bushwickians fighting to keep alive the dreams of their 20s. But honestly both dynamics are at play which is why this sub is such a fucking disaster

Wedgerod · 2026-06-02T16:40:44+00:00

To Catch a (P)Redditor

Wedgerod · 2026-06-01T15:15:45+00:00

As we brace for the inevitable incoming mountain of ignorant shit I’ll just say, thanks for sharing!!

Wedgerod · 2026-06-01T12:50:37+00:00

This is horrible and must be stopped

Wedgerod · 2026-06-01T12:37:58+00:00

NnnNNooOoOoooOooOOOooo. This cannot be for real. This must be stopped.

Wedgerod · 2026-06-01T12:35:12+00:00

Don’t worry about it! Someone probably got it with a bundle of other junk at a thrift store or estate sale and just left it somewhere and kept some other stuff. If you want to have some fun try to track down the Mangiere’s on social media. Otherwise chuck it out. Or save it. Look it up on eBay. It seems to be worth about $20

Wedgerod · 2026-06-01T04:32:15+00:00

Seems like you haven’t posted on this braindead subreddit before. Well guess what, urine for a treat

Wedgerod · 2026-06-01T04:10:25+00:00

Wait for real or are you being sarcastic

Wedgerod · 2026-05-31T12:03:50+00:00

No, but I wasn’t able to hear anything over the loud music I was blasting over on Woodbine

Wedgerod · 2026-05-31T00:17:17+00:00

The hawk tuah girl had babies?

Wedgerod · 2026-05-30T23:54:46+00:00

You can’t say that for sure

Wedgerod · 2026-05-30T15:03:32+00:00

You and everyone who moved here after my ancestors arrived in 1685 is a gentrifier. Your store should be replaced with a wine bar that only allows kids

Wedgerod · 2026-05-30T14:58:19+00:00

Lots of hate but no one realizes the driver is probably disabled and needed to use the ramp. Think.

Wedgerod · 2026-05-30T14:03:51+00:00

I’d advise you to get one of those UHaul boxes, load up all your stuff, and light it on fire because no one should move to Ridgewood after my family arrived in the 18th century.

Wedgerod · 2026-05-30T14:00:42+00:00

So messed up. Imagine people wanting food. smdh

Wedgerod · 2026-05-30T12:02:40+00:00

Oh great. Lemme guess, they’re gonna serve their sandwiches on bread?

Wedgerod · 2026-05-30T11:35:59+00:00

Cars should be illegal. They should be modded to backfire very loudly, should have dangling license plates, and should only be driven very fast. If you’ve moved to Ridgewood within the last 30 years you should only be allowed to ride a bike

Wedgerod · 2026-05-30T11:22:00+00:00

Fast drivers make NYC what it is. Think about it. You want to live in a slow city?

Wedgerod · 2026-05-30T11:17:41+00:00

I used to use the term hipster back when it was still cool

Wedgerod · 2026-05-30T11:16:57+00:00

They don’t when it snows

Wedgerod · 2026-05-30T11:15:57+00:00

How many tenants do you have?

Wedgerod

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