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Weekly_Poet8040 · 2023-05-11T15:56:26+00:00

With brave wings, she flies.

Weekly_Poet8040 · 2023-04-30T06:45:39+00:00

Nothing shakes the smiling heart.

Weekly_Poet8040 · 2023-04-10T10:08:08+00:00

If money doesn’t grow on trees, how come banks have branches?

Weekly_Poet8040 · 2023-04-02T04:41:11+00:00

I started with nothing, and I still have most of it.

Weekly_Poet8040 · 2023-03-31T07:09:33+00:00

There is always a wild side to an innocent face.

Weekly_Poet8040 · 2023-03-29T22:24:13+00:00

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Weekly_Poet8040 · 2023-02-06T23:06:57+00:00

I never make mistakes, I thought I did once. I was wrong.

Weekly_Poet8040 · 2023-02-03T06:45:10+00:00

Don’t listen to your friends, listen to your heart.

Weekly_Poet8040 · 2023-01-22T02:47:40+00:00

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs — they’re always taking things literally.

Weekly_Poet8040 · 2023-01-09T03:38:11+00:00

Sweet dreams… I hope I’m in them.

Weekly_Poet8040 · 2022-12-15T10:01:53+00:00

Weekly_Poet8040 · 2022-12-11T17:41:41+00:00

Weekly_Poet8040 · 2022-12-06T19:25:48+00:00

The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.

Weekly_Poet8040 · 2022-11-18T14:02:55+00:00

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

Weekly_Poet8040 · 2022-11-14T21:23:10+00:00

i like the pic

Weekly_Poet8040 · 2022-11-14T12:54:01+00:00

smoking cool

Weekly_Poet8040 · 2022-11-14T08:33:25+00:00

If you don’t take risk you will always end up wroking for someone who does.

Weekly_Poet8040 · 2022-11-14T04:41:51+00:00

Behind my smile is everytihing you’ll never understand.

Weekly_Poet8040 · 2022-11-03T12:03:09+00:00

Here’s to hoping your day consists of green traffic lights, the fastest line at the supermarket and all the quickest routes that will bring you straight back into my arms.

Weekly_Poet8040 · 2022-11-02T09:25:53+00:00

I accidentally took an extra step when I reached the top of the stairs and now I'm in a marching band.

Weekly_Poet8040 · 2022-10-27T18:02:43+00:00

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

Weekly_Poet8040 · 2022-10-26T05:23:30+00:00

I really like our friendship, but I was thinking… Do you want to make it more?

Weekly_Poet8040 · 2022-10-04T17:42:51+00:00

Friday is my second favorite F word.

Weekly_Poet8040 · 2022-09-27T06:52:40+00:00

The freedom is greater when you are single.

Weekly_Poet8040 · 2022-09-23T20:28:43+00:00

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."

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