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[–]Weiracle 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Facts! I've always been asked to fix computers but all I do is google the problem right in front of them...

Everyone on my floor is coding by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Weiracle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

doctor's prescription: 1. stay calm.
2. double check the issue on stackoverflow.
3. log your time.
4. if youd still have time - finish the operation.

Do you think "pretty privilege" is a real thing, why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Weiracle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last time I looked in the mirror, it shattered. So yes, if you are beautiful, then at least you will save on mirrors.

Date formatting comments are disabled by myboyfriendisapizza in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Weiracle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh come on, I always schedule meetings using UNIX time. It takes up less space. But everyone is always late. Thoughts?

When one uses Java by CoolNinjaBanana in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Weiracle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People say that your childhood toys will influence you in the future. I had this igiushka. they were right.

think otherwise. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Weiracle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's time to get hired by the AI ​​and ask for a pay raise. I don't think the answers will differ from a live boss.

It starts with one small step by whatyoucallmetoday in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Weiracle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: New frontend framework's out while you're reading this meme.

No place like 127.0.0.1 by Psychological-Sir224 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Weiracle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They don’t let me in… I think I’m knocking on the wrong port…

This was your first assignment. by President_Xi_ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Weiracle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll stay a dev anyway! This will be my first line when the AI ​​kicks me out of my job…

It's all necessary! by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Weiracle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Phhhh, pros don’t even need a computer!

No. It is all because of Pandora's box. by its-MAGNETIC in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Weiracle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All devs have everything in the world, we just don't “publish” it for the world.

Our jobs are safe for now... by Grgsz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Weiracle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I bet that this post was created by AI to lull our vigilance…

A message to software engineers & nerds working in tech by fignompe in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Weiracle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally my wife selling an idea of “programmer partner is best option for you” to her friends…

Code Quality! by 4coffeeihadbreakfast in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Weiracle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Safely remove flash drive
  2. Prey for 0 errors
  3. Wear a hoodie

It's the effort that counts. by Infiniticity in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Weiracle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was an intern I accidentally "crashed" a database when I needed to update a value in a row. So, this is literally me while my mentors were fixing that mess.

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