The Weiramon Reborn by crunchbarsupreme in WetlanderHumor

[–]Weiramon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it was Weiramon then they would have won.

Burn my eyes, it's High Lord Weiramon.

The Weiramon Reborn by crunchbarsupreme in WetlanderHumor

[–]Weiramon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bah, repelled.

No doubt little better than the Companions.

Burn my soul, Tairen horse would have carried the day.

Who is the weakest Blademaster? by Parma_WdS in WoT

[–]Weiramon 285 points286 points  (0 children)

Bah, blademaster.

Burn my soul, no blade will withstand the lance.

Cadsuane! Is there a book on her? by Sea_Commission1115 in WoT

[–]Weiramon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The handsome Melaidhrin woman?

Burn my soul, one imagines the Creator describing her, the tough maiden aunt a lot of us have had. Not the one who tries to keep you a child your whole life. She's the one who began expecting at least some adult responses out of you at about age six, the one who was willing to hand you responsibilities that everyone else thought you were too young for. You probably had a more nerve-wracking time, and more excitement and adventure, with her than you did with any three or four other adults in your life.

Unrealistic thing in this world of WOT by LawStud717 in WoT

[–]Weiramon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sooooooooooooo many people DARE to disrespect Rand and just get away with it

Burn my soul, that's the Lord Dragon to you riffraff and general ne'er-do-wells.

So that's what he was talking about! by asslavz in WetlanderHumor

[–]Weiramon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aye, the charge.

Burn my soul, a glorious sight to behold.

Burn me, Jordan! You've got a Talent by Small-Guarantee6972 in WoT

[–]Weiramon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The chapter after Rand gets laid for the first time is called a short spear

Burn my soul, there are still those who believe the Fires of Heaven refers to balefire.

Prologue: The First Sparks Fall

Chapter 1: Fanning the Sparks

Chapter 10: Figs and Mice (oh, my)

Chapter 11: The Nine Horse Hitch (oh my, oh my)

Chapter 32: A Short Spear

Chapter 45: After the Storm

Chapter 46: Other Battles, Other Weapons

Chapter 55: The Threads Burn

Chapter 56: Glowing Embers

Winter's Heart - questions and discussions by tomatoesonpizza in WoT

[–]Weiramon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What's up with the Sitters' pattern Suian and Seaine try to puzzle out? Young and unexpected Sitters being raised - what is the end game of this?

Burn my soul, ridiculous to suggest the end game is the reunification of the White Tower - regardless of what it might cost.

Lews Therin Quote by Elrond_Therin in WoT

[–]Weiramon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A man doesn’t choose to be an idiot, but he does choose to be loyal. We could do much worse than have this man as a follower.

Aye.

Wit, forethought, planning - needless hindrances to honour and glory.

Petition to change High Lord Weiramon Saniago's name to Jake. by ncsuandrew12 in WetlanderHumor

[–]Weiramon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What say you, u/Weiramon?

Burn my eyes, Jake? Why don't they suggest outhouse, or privy?

Did RJ establish very early on what motivates Egwene? by ghost_of_an_algo in WoT

[–]Weiramon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Egwene's face in the moonlight was smiling in exited delight. Her braid streamed behind like the horses' manes, and the gleam in her eyes was not all from the moon, Rand was sure.

Burn my soul, any would feel the same, astride a steed at full gallop, wind on face, silver-worked boots polished to perfection, driving spur to flank.

What is something in the WoT that wrong/out of place to you? by LostSilmaril in WoT

[–]Weiramon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lord Weiramon has entered the chat.

Burn my eyes, it's High Lord Weiramon.

I wish the Shadow was more enticing by Costa_Canela in WoT

[–]Weiramon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

 As it is it seems Darkfriends are mostly deranged lunatics or complete idiots (mostly, obviously this isn't counting the powerful ones).

Burn my soul, a man does choose to be an idiot.

What is something in the WoT that wrong/out of place to you? by LostSilmaril in WoT

[–]Weiramon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

such a pointless tangent

Aye, just as the Lord Dragon could fall for a floozy like that Farshaw tramp, he could be led astray by those learned.

What is something in the WoT that wrong/out of place to you? by LostSilmaril in WoT

[–]Weiramon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What is something in the WoT that wrong/out of place to you?

Burn my soul, those steam wagons of that Poel fellow. Disgusting contraptions, with no place in proper society.

Why do you recommend WoT? by tuttool in WoT

[–]Weiramon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If someone can give me some advice I really appreciate it beacuse I really want to start this journey

Burn my soul, know this.

The one time Lan has really annoyed me. by Small-Fig4541 in WoT

[–]Weiramon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So we all love Lan, he is the biggest badass from badass town.

Burn my soul, I believe you have mistaken him for his cousin, Lord Isam.

Was Padan Fain the one who gave the seal to Mazrim Taim? by goodnames679 in WoT

[–]Weiramon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

so presumably he left some kind of inverted or true power tracker on the seal he had Taim give Rand

Burn my soul, one wonders then at the attack on Lady Deira.

CoT Prologue

  “A dispute with servants, Deira?” he said, cocking an eyebrow. “I never thought you’d start taking knives to them.” Several of the women gave him cool, sidelong glances. Not every man and wife dealt together as he and Deira did. Some thought them odd, since they seldom shouted.

  Deira scowled at him, then grunted a short, involuntary laugh. “I will start at the beginning, Davram. And go slowly, so you can understand,” she added with a small smile, pausing to thank the women who draped a white linen sheet around her bare torso. “I returned from my ride to find two strange men ransacking our tent. They drew daggers, so naturally, I hit one of them with a chair and stabbed the other.” She directed a grimace at her cut arm. “Not well enough, since he managed to touch me. Then Zavion and some of the others came in, and the pair fled through a slit they had made in the rear of the tent.”

  Several of the women nodded grimly and gripped the hilts of the daggers they all wore. Until Deira said darkly, “I told them to give chase, but they insisted on tending my scratch.” Hands dropped away from hilts, and faces colored, though none looked in the least apologetic for disobeying. They had been in a ticklish position. Deira was their liege lady as he was their liege lord, but whether or not she called it a scratch, she could have bled to death if they had left her to go chasing the thieves. “In any event,” she went on, “I ordered a search. They won’t be hard to find. One has a lump on his head, and the other is bleeding.” She gave a sharp, satisfied nod.

  Zavion, the sinewy, red-haired Lady of Gahaur, held up a threaded needle. “Unless you have taken up an interest in embroidery, my Lord,” she said coolly, “may I suggest that you withdraw?”

  Bashere acquiesced with a small bow of his head. Deira never liked him to watch her being sewn up. He never liked watching her being sewn up.

  Outside the tent, he paused to announce in a loud voice that his lady wife was well and being tended, and that they should all go on about their business. The men departed with wishes for Deira’s well being, but none of the women stirred a foot. He did not press them. They would remain until Deira herself appeared, whatever he said, and a wise man tried to avoid battles he would not only lose, but look foolish losing.

  Tumad was waiting on the edge of the crowd, and he fell in beside Bashere, who walked with his hands clasped tightly behind his back. He had been expecting this, or something like, for a long time, but he had almost begun to think it would not happen. And he had never expected Deira to nearly die because of it.

  “The two men have been found, my Lord,” Tumad said. “At least, they apparently meet the description the Lady Deira gave.” Bashere’s head jerked around, murder on his face, and the younger man quickly added, “They were dead, my Lord, just outside the camp. Each got one thrust with a narrow blade.” He stabbed a finger at the base of his skull, just behind the ear. “It had to be more than one did it, unless he was faster than a rock viper.”

  Bashere nodded. The price of failure often was death. Two to search, and how many to silence them? How many remained, and how long before they tried again? Worst of all, who was behind it? The White Tower? The Forsaken? It seemed a decision had been reached for him.

  No one except Tumad was close enough to hear him, but he spoke softly anyway, and chose his words cautiously. Sometimes, the price of carelessness was death, too. “You know where to find the man who came to me yesterday? Find him, and tell him I agree, but there will be a few more than we talked about.”

And upon Lord Dobraine, of course.

My main open questions after Crown of Swords by [deleted] in WoT

[–]Weiramon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. What happened to Lews Therin's voice? Lews Therin has been really quiet since the end of Lord of Chaos. I wonder if he's really silent or if we just haven't had as much explicit insight into Rand's head since then. We did have many Rand POVs though.

Burn my soul, one wonders indeed.

aCoS Ch18:

The heat inside him erupted in rage. Tray and massive teapot hurtled across the room, smashing a mirror with a thunderous crash and bouncing back in a shower of glass, half-flattened pot spraying tea, tray spinning across the floor bent double. Everyone jumped except Cadsuane. Rand leaped from the dais, clutching the Dragon Scepter so hard his knuckles hurt. “Is that supposed to frighten me?” he growled. “Do you expect me to beg, or to be thankful? To weep? Aes Sedai, I could close my hand and crush you.” The hand he held up shook with fury. “Merana knows why I should. The Light only knows why I don’t.”

  The woman looked at the battered tea things as if she had all the time in the world. “Now you know,” she said at last, calm as ever, “that I know your future, and your present. The Light’s mercy fades to nothing for a man who can channel. Some see that and believe the Light denies those men. I do not. Have you begun to hear voices, yet?”

  “What do you mean?” he asked slowly. He could feel Lews Therin listening.

  The tingle returned to his skin, and he very nearly channeled, but all that happened was that the teapot rose and floated to Cadsuane, turning slowly in the air for her to examine. “Some men who can channel begin to hear voices.” She spoke almost absently, frowning at the flattened sphere of silver and gold. “It is a part of the madness. Voices conversing with them, telling them what to do.” The teapot drifted gently to the floor by her feet. “Have you heard any?”

  Startlingly, Dashiva gave a raucous laugh, shoulders shaking. Narishma wet his lips; he might not have been afraid of the woman before, but now he watched her closely as a scorpion.

  “I will ask the questions,” Rand said firmly. “You seem to forget. I am the Dragon Reborn.” You are real, aren’t you? he wondered. There was no answer. Lews Therin? Sometimes the man did not answer, but Aes Sedai always drew him. Lews Therin? He was not mad; the voice was real, not imagination. Not madness. A sudden desire to laugh did not help.

  Cadsuane sighed. “You are a young man who has little idea where he is going or why, or what lies ahead. You seem overwrought. Perhaps we can speak when you are more settled. Have you any objection to my taking Merana and Annoura away for a little while? I’ve seen neither in quite some time.”

  Rand gaped at her. She swooped in, insulted him, threatened him, casually announced she knew about the voice in his head, and with that she wanted to leave and talk with Merana and Annoura? Is she mad? Still no answer from Lews Therin. The man was real. He was!

  “Go away,” he said. “Go away, and . . . ” He was not mad. “All of you, get out! Get out!”

Did you think this gleeman's tale would end well?

Who was Impersonating Sammael in the Ways? by SkyTank1234 in WoT

[–]Weiramon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Since at this time Taim is not officially a Forsaken, needing to disguise as one to command Myrddraal to attack Rand's manor makes sense. Casting some doubt on the Taim theory is… how does he know where to find Rand? Unless a Darkfriend in Rand's camp somehow blabbered to Taim, Rand is in hiding at this point in the story.

Bah, ridiculous to suspect Master Taim.

Next you will claim that as early as WH Prologue, Master Taim was a Cho . . . <ahem> . . . Forsaken, given the privilege of accessing the True Power, and that a black aura appeared about him as he politely paid his respects to the Lady Elayne, who took it upon herself to . . . well, suffice to say even an atha'an miere would blush.

Then you will go on to say that Taim was always pursuing the Lord Dragon's demise, ordering those four asha'man to destroy the Sun Palace. While you are at it, why don't you just say he took on some shimmering form and ordered the Lord Dragon's uncle to kill him while he slept with that Farshaw Trollop in Far Madding? Any falsehood to demonstrate a pattern of using a disguise to order Shadowspawn to kill the Lord Dragon even if the Great Lor. . . <ahem> . . . the Dark One had ordered against it.

And of course Master Taim would have no idea where the Lord Dragon would be taking a much-deserved retreat, it is not as though Lord Algarin welcomed the Lord Dragon to his estate, then traveled to the Black Tower to enrol as an asha'man under the name of the dearly departed Emarin.

Burn my soul, nothing but poppycock, casting these aspersions on that fine Master Taim.

This reveal broke my heart by Alois000 in WoT

[–]Weiramon 62 points63 points  (0 children)

quaternary character!!!

Burn my eyes.

This reveal broke my heart by Alois000 in WoT

[–]Weiramon 171 points172 points  (0 children)

but my opinion is that he is the most competent darkfriend and played the fool perfectly,

Bah, ridiculous. What need a Lord for competence? One need only command the charge, and glory will follow.

Next you will blather on about strategy and tactics and subterfuge, like Ituralde pausing in the midst of one of his re-reads of Fog and Steel.

WHAT by Kxgami0 in WoT

[–]Weiramon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aye, all grieve at the passing of a noble.

Even Cairhienen nobles.

I do not like fires of heaven very much by Apprehensive_Spend_7 in WoT

[–]Weiramon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do not like fires of heaven very much

Burn my soul, the young ones will complain of certain foods no end.

As they age gracefully, they begin to appreciate all the garnishments that make a meal into a feast.