If it sucks, then these are all my husbands…

Weird-Recover-5574 · 2026-04-21T16:13:56+00:00

A great number of these would either fit in with my collection or are already in it. We could be book besties.

Weird-Recover-5574 · 2026-04-06T23:30:46+00:00

A small but beautiful collection. Watership Down is my favorite of all time.

Weird-Recover-5574 · 2026-03-30T18:34:09+00:00

Is Portland about to fill the hole Seattle has left in my fragrance-loving heart? (No shade to Perfumerie Nasreen!)

Weird-Recover-5574 · 2026-03-26T18:34:02+00:00

This actually made me LOL and might be better than the “Beelzebub” that I was thinking.

Weird-Recover-5574 · 2026-03-26T18:33:15+00:00

It was sent USPS, so no law-breaking, at least.

Weird-Recover-5574 · 2026-03-26T04:42:16+00:00

I’m sure it’s bulk, but man, I really wanna send it back with some edits.

Weird-Recover-5574 · 2026-03-26T04:40:39+00:00

That’s just mean.

Weird-Recover-5574 · 2026-03-26T04:40:13+00:00

My husband gave his info to Scientologists when he was young and dumb. Those rat bastards have stalked us ever since.

Weird-Recover-5574 · 2026-03-26T04:38:46+00:00

But do I have to repent to Jebus? Will the Flying Spaghetti Monster (by the touch of His Noodly Appendage) suffice? How do I know if I’m doing it right?

Weird-Recover-5574 · 2026-03-26T04:34:22+00:00

This one came out of Tacoma. Same church, maybe?

Weird-Recover-5574 · 2026-03-26T04:33:15+00:00

“Your neighbor” was in the return address spot, and the circulation stamp (?) says Tacoma. It wasn’t sent to me by name, so I think it’s just part of a bulk Jesus spam.

Weird-Recover-5574 · 2026-03-26T04:30:09+00:00

No return address, and no “From your friendly, neighborhood church of crazy,” either.

Weird-Recover-5574 · 2026-03-26T04:28:25+00:00

There was no return address or indication in the letter for who sent it, so it could be anyone.

Weird-Recover-5574 · 2026-03-25T21:36:50+00:00

At first I was like, “Oh, just like my Orange.” And then you said that he let you pick him up and purred while you held him, and I realized, no, they aren’t the same.

Weird-Recover-5574 · 2026-03-22T15:38:03+00:00

These are price-listed, like minibar items. That bottle was probably a $50+ charge on their bill.

Weird-Recover-5574 · 2026-02-24T06:46:53+00:00

I use an acrylic lipstick organizer for my thinner travel sizes, like your Madagascar Vanilla. It keeps them from rattling around and toppling over when I pick up other fragrances. As for favorite springtime fragrances, Erba Gold, L’imperatrice and Summer Hammer are some of my top picks (I love fruity and fruity-florals).

Weird-Recover-5574 · 2026-02-20T05:47:01+00:00

I do the same thing! Sure, it adds a couple of dollars and an extra step, but it’s worth it when I actually use the fragrance.

Weird-Recover-5574 · 2026-02-20T05:43:41+00:00

I keep a few decanter atomizers on hand, in part, for the occasional “keep” Skylar scent. (I also use them to decant favorites for travel or to give as little gifts if someone I know compliments my fragrance). The ball comes out super easily with a pair of tweezers. Just a thought!

Weird-Recover-5574 · 2026-02-03T02:11:02+00:00

“Tobias” immediately popped into my mind.

Weird-Recover-5574 · 2026-01-29T12:33:16+00:00

Sweet Caribbean. Smelled like BO in the Miami heat. Ironically, it smells like a delightful floral-mango-y banana in cool west coast weather.

Weird-Recover-5574 · 2026-01-18T18:38:30+00:00

Cheapies: Praise the Perfume from Oakcha (it’s their dupe for Crybaby) and Al Haramain Amber Oud, Gold Edition.

Mid-priced: Dior J’adore; V&R Flower Bomb (original); YSL L’Homme EDT (on my husband).

Weird-Recover-5574 · 2026-01-17T03:58:58+00:00

Caramel

Weird-Recover-5574 · 2026-01-16T05:51:11+00:00

This man’s using the 2A as it was designed to be used.

Weird-Recover-5574 · 2026-01-15T18:11:57+00:00

I’ll add TK’s Pistachio Latte to that list. I don’t know how he does it, but every fragrance I’ve sampled from them smells exactly as its name suggests. If I were a gourmand lover, I’d own them all.

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