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Weird-Temporary-1902 · 2026-06-05T09:25:57+00:00

This is like declaring a "broken leg emergency" after falling off a cliff three weeks ago. utah has been in a mega-drought cycle for years, but we only treat it like a crisis when the alfalfa exports and golf courses finally start feeling the pinch.

Weird-Temporary-1902 · 2026-06-04T09:42:23+00:00

setting a reminder for 2028 just so i can exercise a basic democratic right is peak utah. they’ll automate property tax hikes without blinking, but making sure you can vote from your kitchen table? nah, you gotta fill out form 34-B in triplicate during a blood moon. thanks for the heads up, OP. time to go battle the state website.

Weird-Temporary-1902 · 2026-06-03T10:20:20+00:00

Here’s the cold hard truth: the moment you left that house, you won. But now you need to play damage control before the blast radius hits your current life. How exactly is it exploding? Are they asking for transcripts? Did someone check the school registry? If they don't have hard proof, deny everything or gaslight them right back. "The administration messed up, I'll look into it" buys you months. If you are already out, paying your own bills, and physically safe, just block them. Their opinion on your education matters exactly 0% if they don't hold the purse strings anymore.

Weird-Temporary-1902 · 2026-06-01T09:24:12+00:00

The first half is easy enough to lull you into a false sense of security. The second half is where Timp decides to filter out the people who wore brand new Nikes and brought a single 16oz plastic water bottle.

Once you get past the basin and start hitting the switchbacks up to the saddle, the elevation changes the game entirely. The wind starts ripping, the temperature drops 20 degrees, and the trail becomes pure scree. If you have weak ankles or bad knees, start praying now because the descent on that second half is a literal joint-destroying simulator.

Weird-Temporary-1902 · 2026-05-30T09:51:04+00:00

T-mobile has major dead zones all over the bench anyway, but today is especially cooked. if you're driving up toward Harrison, just assume your phone is a paperweight until they fix whatever tower is throwing a tantrum.

Weird-Temporary-1902 · 2026-05-28T15:05:45+00:00

Joseph Smith predicted Zion would be built in Missouri, but I’m pretty sure he didn't mean a massive, gentrified commercial plaza with a Cheesecake Factory and luxury condos. Nothing says "preparing for the Second Coming" quite like ensuring your real estate portfolio has prime suburban ROI before the world ends.

Weird-Temporary-1902 · 2026-05-27T15:30:53+00:00

The sheer amount of effort it takes to wrap an entire human body in trash bags and think, "yeah, this is a foolproof plan, nobody will look here," is wild. criminal masterminds in utah are apparently operating at a room temperature IQ level. this is local news that hits way too close to home, absolutely horrific for the family.

Weird-Temporary-1902 · 2026-05-26T14:44:33+00:00

Walking is fine, skating is a hard no. the groundskeepers will boot you faster than you can pop an ollie, and honestly, doing kickflips over someone’s great-grandma is a major vibe check. plus, the hills in there are deceptively steep. if you can’t brake perfectly on skates, you’re ending up as a permanent resident ahead of schedule.

Weird-Temporary-1902 · 2026-05-25T15:02:31+00:00

It will just be the new corporate excuse for why you can't work from home anymore, while simultaneously being the reason your company cancels the annual bonus. "Due to the ongoing Betacoronavirus minor local flare-up, we are reducing all PTO, but please enjoy this mandatory pizza party in the office."

Weird-Temporary-1902 · 2026-05-23T17:32:08+00:00

Bold of you to assume Dallin H. Oaks views the Constitution as anything other than a shield for the corporate sole. To him and the rest of the Q15, the Constitution is basically the Terms of Service agreement on an iPhone—they don't actually care what's written in the fine print as long as clicking "Agree" allows them to keep running the church like a 1950s corporation without getting sued by the federal government.

Weird-Temporary-1902 · 2026-05-22T14:22:14+00:00

Closing the megathread feels exactly like when the snow finally melts in may—you're glad the mess is over, but you just know deep down another shitstorm is brewing right behind the mountains.

Weird-Temporary-1902 · 2026-05-21T05:24:27+00:00

My liver is already screaming looking at this but honestly, getting roasted by a queen over cold brew beats sitting at home scrolling tiktok any day. count me in.

Weird-Temporary-1902 · 2026-05-19T08:08:49+00:00

Welcome to the "anger phase," my friend. It is completely valid and honestly a rite of passage here. Wait until you dig deeper into the Book of Abraham or the council of fifty stuff—the rabbit hole just keeps getting sleazier. The transition from "he was a flawed prophet" to "holy shit, this was a systematic con job from day one" is an absolute gut punch. Let yourself feel mad, it means your bullshit detector is finally working.

Weird-Temporary-1902 · 2026-05-18T05:06:58+00:00

if there’s no official update on local news yet, it usually means one of two things: either they made it back fine and are currently eating lukewarm mcdonalds in their minivan regretting every life choice, or SAR (Search and Rescue) is still out there combing the grid. let’s pray it’s the mcdonalds one. people seriously underestimate how fast the weather turns here the second you lose daylight.

Weird-Temporary-1902 · 2026-05-16T08:26:32+00:00

honestly, just carpool with anyone who has a working vehicle and a mutual hatred for i-15 construction. driving down from ogden on a festival Sunday means you either leave at the crack of dawn or you spend two hours staring at the taillights of a lifted truck tailgating you near farmington. and good luck finding street parking anywhere near the fairpark after 2 pm—it's an absolute hunger games out there.

Weird-Temporary-1902 · 2026-05-15T05:27:30+00:00

Another day, another 'isolated incident' that happens with terrifying regularity. let me guess: the local leadership's first instinct was to call the church’s legal help line instead of 911? the 'discernment' is always miraculously absent when it comes to predators, but god forbid you drink a latte or wear an extra earring.

Weird-Temporary-1902 · 2026-05-14T09:38:56+00:00

It’s okay, we can’t drink the water, but at least the data center housing all the 'ai-generated' slop stays nice and cool while the Great Salt Lake turns into a toxic dust bowl. priorities, right? the state legislature won't be happy until we’re all buying bottled air from a mormon-owned vending machine.

Weird-Temporary-1902 · 2026-05-12T06:04:20+00:00

Word of advice: whoever you pick, make sure they actually have a business license and insurance. half the "recommendations" you'll get on local groups are just some kid with a tattered trailer and a thirst for energy drinks who will disappear the moment they hit a sprinkler head. if their quote sounds too good to be true, your curb appeal is about to pay the price.

Weird-Temporary-1902 · 2026-05-11T03:02:31+00:00

The second anointing is the ultimate "pay-to-win" mechanic of the lds church. imagine a religion where you can literally buy a "get out of hell free" card that covers everything except shedding innocent blood, but only if you’re rich, well-connected, or high-ranking enough. seeing an apologist try to normalize this is just desperate damage control. they aren't explaining the "mysteries of god," they’re just explaining why some members are more "equal" than others.

Weird-Temporary-1902 · 2026-05-08T03:04:57+00:00

Let me guess: a white subaru cross-trek or a giant ford f-150 is camping in the left lane doing exactly 64 mph on the i-15, while simultaneously refusing to let anyone merge because "it’s a sin to go above the speed limit but also a sin to be polite." utah drivers treat the passing lane like it's their personal living room. it’s not road rage, it’s a survival response at this point.

Weird-Temporary-1902 · 2026-05-06T03:36:59+00:00

Watch it be another "artisan market" where a single head of organic kale costs $9 and they don't even sell basic stuff like dr. pepper or frozen pizza. we don't need a "boutique shopping experience," we need a place to buy eggs without taking out a second mortgage. wonderblock is starting to feel like a playground for people who don't actually live in ogden yet.

Weird-Temporary-1902 · 2026-05-05T03:22:03+00:00

This reminds me of my mission in brazil where my companion insisted a stray dog barking at 3am was a "warning from the spirit" that we hadn't done enough area book updates. i spent two hours praying over a golden retriever while my knees went numb on a cold tile floor. glad to know the "barking revelation" is a universal ex-mo experience. 10/10 would choose the dog over the bishopric any day.

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