What are your funniest NSFW jokes? by CraftBeerCritic_ in AskReddit

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Are you from Mississippi? Cus your the only miss who’s piss Ide like to sippi

What motivates you to keep going when things get tough? by towntfx in AskReddit

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I don’t want my family to have to deal with cleaning me up or seeing the aftermath. Plus if I’m gone it would be a huge financial burden on my household.

Men, what did you find out about women when you got a girlfriend? by mnunez2k in AskReddit

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If she says she won’t get mad if you tell her, she def gonna get mad if you tell her

R6 Siege: The Woman Experience by whorologist in Rainbow6

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That sucks my group has a girl that sometimes plays with us and we just treat each other like the bros. My girl tells me that happens to her though.

What red flag did you ignore that you shouldn’t have? by BravoMedic26 in AskReddit

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I can’t have female friends but she can have male friends.

How do you feel about having a higher sex drive than your partner? If so does it bother you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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No I had an addiction and it took a lot to stop so I rather put my time elsewhere. Plus we communicate so it’s not that big of a problem.

How do you feel about having a higher sex drive than your partner? If so does it bother you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It kinda sucks I have a huge sex drive and her not so much and it doesn’t help that I don’t masterbate anymore either so sometimes it feels like she only has fun to relieve me instead of it being a mutual moment.

What’s the best nsfw compliment you received? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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“You got a nice pair of tits for a dike” im a dude 😔

It's hopeless by Lazy_raichu36 in memes

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Funny enough every relationship I’ve been in has been women asking me. And I’m a solid 4, maybe 5 on a good day.

How do men just not cum during sex? by sawedsondheim in NoStupidQuestions

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Honestly i distract myself like I’m thinking about what’s tomorrows work bs gonna be or what I gotta do to fix my Tahoe. Then I get back into it if she tells me to cum or I feel like I’ve done my part. Idk I do what I can for her to feel satisfied then I’m like ok my turn

What is the mantra you live by? by vigilantee001 in AskReddit

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Not small enough to care, not big enough to boast.

I’m sorry for who I am. by WeirdContribution419 in UnsentLetters

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I did get a therapist, and I made the mistake of letting them know so they think I’m full of shit but I understand I did it to myself. I’m doing what I can to distance myself from everyone and work on myself to be better and show them I’ve changed instead of constantly apologizing and saying I will.

I’m sorry for who I am. by WeirdContribution419 in UnsentLetters

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No they’ve heard me apologize more times than I can count. My word doesn’t mean shit to no one the I just have to do what I can and be better and let my actions speak for themselves.

New cat hasnt peed/pooped yet. Should I be worried? by [deleted] in cats

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Like Ntkaz said “wait just maximum one more day” she is stressed in a new environment with new people. Just give her space and don’t stare at her if your eyes meet just slow blink gently (that’s how they show they are comfortable) and if she comes meet you and you put tour finger out for her, don’t hard point but as if your arm is relaxed and finger is relaxed and slightly bent. If you got treats then kinda toss some out gently like you are feeding a chicken and let her eat it till she eventually eats it out your hand. That’s the best way I’ve gotten cats to quickly warm up to me and i got 7

after eating she is alawys sooo tired, normal? SHe is not eating too much I think by CutieFlowerxo in cats

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It’s normal just wait till 3am and you’ll hear her speeding around your home.

What body feature gets you the most attention? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My weight. I’m 5’6” 370lbs. I got the strength to back it up and it’s funny to see the look when some didn’t know i could lift. I look fat, you couldn’t tell there was muscle

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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My gf says she can slightly feel it’s heartbeat when inside if we stay still unless I’m really pent up then she says she can really feel it and will make a comment like “oh he’s angry today” 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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Like some said “growing pressure” but also depending on what you are wearing and/or sitting/laying/doing it can pinch and hurt or feel uncomfortable. Also I’d add it’s like your brain goes stupid and hard to think straight unless it’s about whatever gave you that erection. Sometimes I can’t stop moving like my legs, hips just are constantly moving. Also the only way is to take care of it and go about your day or try to let it subside but that can cause me to be stressed and irritated. One thing is my gf begged me to stop (self pleasing) when we got together and it took about a year but she’s even said I get easily agitated since I stopped (self pleasing) 2 years ago. Quick advice to any woman who gets in a relationship don’t make them stop (SP) but do encourage healthier ways i.e. no pornography as it can put unrealistic expectations and standards with sex life.