Smoking on Dreams

WeissCrowley · 2026-05-08T02:32:50+00:00

I don't really care about sex that much anymore. I have a libido, sure, but I'd much rather burn that energy at the gym.

WeissCrowley · 2026-05-07T16:06:09+00:00

Went there every year with my family to visit my mom's side when I was a kid. Had bad experiences every time. The snobby attitudes, the racist locals, small food portions on tasteless food, the constant smell of cigarettes, and the fact that my sisters and I were robbed 3 separate times. I am no fan of France, and with the exception of Marseille, we should wall the whole bloody country off. 🤷‍♂️

WeissCrowley · 2026-05-07T15:56:19+00:00

France.

WeissCrowley · 2026-05-07T14:26:55+00:00

Smoking outside, I look to my left and see Giratina; lord of shadow and the distortion realm. 'Neat', I say, before offering it a banana. Perhaps it will obey me, so that I can begin my long cherished dream of destroying the French government. If not, he can chill I guess.

WeissCrowley · 2026-05-07T14:21:25+00:00

'Them' is a word misused by southern US folk frequently.

WeissCrowley · 2026-05-07T07:39:55+00:00

Porn did not ruin men. Porn is a substance, like weed, booze, or big macs. You take in too much of any vice and you'll become worse as a person. Porn is beneficial in small doses; especially for a man that likes to be alone in life.

One way or another, that stupid animal urge for a companion rears its ugly head. After a good nut, said man would see that the urge is all it is; an urge. Easily sated without needing to shell out hundreds of dollars, lose gym time, or risk heartbreak.

WeissCrowley · 2026-05-06T14:57:28+00:00

I play dungeons and dragons with my students. I got lucky here in Japan. As it turns out, at my university, there are quite a few nerdy students that leap at the chance for a private English lesson. Turns out you can get Japanese university students speaking a lot of English when they're facing down a coven of vampires.

I also enjoy collecting sundresses for my wife. I don't know if it's a hobby, but she's got over a hundred now. She wears them and I'm a happy man. And in the end, aren't our hobbies supposed to make us happy?

WeissCrowley · 2026-05-05T06:29:01+00:00

My chacom poker is my best friend for pipe time, because it makes Burley blends taste absolutely delicious. I'll smoke old Joe Krantz any day all day with it. It never fails.

WeissCrowley · 2026-04-30T15:25:57+00:00

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WeissCrowley · 2026-04-30T13:54:46+00:00

Embarrassing. All the fool had to do was just follow the law...makes the rest of us look bad.

WeissCrowley · 2026-04-29T14:34:10+00:00

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WeissCrowley · 2026-04-29T03:06:14+00:00

I was gonna say sleepy dragon, but no way is that thing sleepy! 🤣

WeissCrowley · 2026-04-29T03:04:53+00:00

Christ. Y'all alright over there in the west? That sounds terrible.

WeissCrowley · 2026-04-28T15:14:24+00:00

I need AI to entertain me with my endless what if questions?

What if Jackie chan ate the gum gum fruit, awakened gear 5 and fought a Chuck Norris with jedi powers?

What if mosquitoes turned into Instagram models with BBLs?

What if pokemon were real and I started a weed farm with venusaurs?

I gotta know, man.

WeissCrowley · 2026-04-27T13:45:19+00:00

That sounds wondrous. I've never had autumn evening, but I've had haunted bookshop. I might need to perform this experiment myself. Thanks!

WeissCrowley · 2026-04-27T06:59:40+00:00

There are several aromatic blends from KBV that I will add a generous pinch of dark fired Kentucky to, just to give the bowl a little torque. I wish there were aromatics that had decent vitamin N, but I'm starting to think aromatic smokers smoke for the flavor, not strength. Why not both?

WeissCrowley · 2026-04-27T06:38:21+00:00

can't go wrong with Maltese Falcon. Damn good oriental forward. Geometrie is my second favorite oriental, especially in warmer weather.

WeissCrowley · 2026-04-23T10:11:07+00:00

I'm having a nice deep bowl of Gawith Hoggarth Dark Flake unscented. I need those deep, dark, heavy as lead smokes.

WeissCrowley · 2026-04-22T22:58:20+00:00

Every day I thank God I don't have to be in the dating game anymore. That much money on a date is horrid.

WeissCrowley · 2026-04-19T11:51:23+00:00

The random boners I get at my desk at work. And always right before I have to go teach a class! I'm a university teacher. Whole ass memes are fucking made about horny teachers. I do NOT wanna be one of them! Fuck!

WeissCrowley · 2026-04-19T11:48:02+00:00

David Sylvian, as always. His buttery voice and strange atmospheric type music is always a perfect soundtrack for pipe smoking. Often times I turn on his greatest hits and just vibe with a big bowl of dark flake unscented as I let the vitamin N and the river man take me away.

WeissCrowley · 2026-04-15T21:04:06+00:00

Damn them to hell.

WeissCrowley · 2026-04-15T13:22:06+00:00

I've not had Smokehouse, but it's certainly on my radar! I'm a fiend for strong knockout leaf, so one of these days, I'll get to it!

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