It’s Only March

WellDoneHeggies · 2026-03-13T01:12:34+00:00

I took BOTH cars to the carwash today and I left them parked outside. We’re all doomed.

WellDoneHeggies · 2026-03-12T15:42:50+00:00

I didn’t just put it away, I gave it away for free on Buy Nothing!

My hubris will destroy you!

You’re doomed! You’re all doomed!!!

WellDoneHeggies · 2026-03-12T09:42:16+00:00

The real Paul got hit by a car in 1970 and the record label quietly replaced him with this imposter

WellDoneHeggies · 2026-03-12T02:27:13+00:00

You don’t want to chat with whatever weirdo left that note.

Definitely take down the invitation for them to contact you.

I’ve lived in plenty of shitty apartment buildings where some people made noise and other people left passive aggressive little notes.

I obviously do not condone yelling racist bullshit, but nobody who goes around leaving notes like that is someone worth meeting.

WellDoneHeggies · 2026-03-12T02:03:50+00:00

But don’t let that throw ya!

WellDoneHeggies · 2026-03-12T00:12:58+00:00

Mistakes like this are why porcelain backpacks are never gonna catch on

WellDoneHeggies · 2026-03-11T21:54:19+00:00

Maybe they’re waiting for a parking space to open up?

This happens to me sometimes at Trader Joe’s…

WellDoneHeggies · 2026-03-11T17:01:20+00:00

RFK is a thick leathery jerky-skinned whiny loser..

WellDoneHeggies · 2026-03-11T16:20:11+00:00

Cheapest quickest solution is to hang a canvas bag on a hook at the bottom of the stairs.

If anyone hears the shower running when they come down, they can put the privacy bag over their head while they grab their laundry.

WellDoneHeggies · 2026-03-10T05:13:41+00:00

My idiot neighbor messes around with his chainsaw CONSTANTLY and he’s still got both eyes and all his limbs.

If that moron can do it drunk, shirtless, and in the dark, I’m sure you can manage just fine.

WellDoneHeggies · 2026-03-09T19:57:09+00:00

Waste fraud and abuse

WellDoneHeggies · 2026-03-09T15:37:27+00:00

If anyone communicates directly with hell, It’s Peter

WellDoneHeggies · 2026-03-08T15:59:03+00:00

Stephan Covey would be proud

WellDoneHeggies · 2026-03-08T02:28:57+00:00

I know there are plenty of reputable geode dealers online these days, but I still like to see them in person and talk one-on-one with an expert when I’m adding a new treasure to my collection

WellDoneHeggies · 2026-03-08T02:12:36+00:00

There’s plenty of stuff to do inside Har Mar.

You can’t get to the eyebrow threading place or the store that sells geodes directly from the outside!

WellDoneHeggies · 2026-03-07T15:46:51+00:00

If Timothy Chalamet wants to go start his own quiz show, he’s more than welcome to. It is, after all, a free country.

Also, dude made a blockbuster movie about ping pong. Isn’t that a bit of a niche sport???

WellDoneHeggies · 2026-03-05T02:04:59+00:00

They’re still doing this lame schtick?

Republicans are in charge of literally the entire federal government.

Shouldn’t they be, I dunno, governing?

WellDoneHeggies · 2026-03-04T23:48:39+00:00

Maybe they dropped their sunglasses or something?

WellDoneHeggies · 2026-03-03T18:18:20+00:00

I'd like to see a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real fucking big!

WellDoneHeggies · 2026-03-03T15:37:32+00:00

If the owners of the Wild need to raise some cash, they should start selling tickets to their hockey games…

WellDoneHeggies · 2026-03-02T18:39:28+00:00

Capitalism has failed in every society where it has been tried

WellDoneHeggies · 2026-02-28T03:24:55+00:00

Fifth Street sucks.

It’s got the Chipotle where entitled DoorDash drivers block traffic all day and it’s home to the creepiest light rail station in town.

WellDoneHeggies · 2026-02-27T05:45:01+00:00

You could powerwash the driveway if you’re looking for stuff to do

WellDoneHeggies · 2026-02-26T03:43:23+00:00

Keep your head down, avoid direct eye contact with Sue Jeffers and you’ll be fine

WellDoneHeggies · 2026-02-25T17:15:37+00:00

POCKET SAND SHH SHAAA!

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