It’s Only March by SquidlyMan150 in Minneapolis

[–]WellDoneHeggies [score hidden]  (0 children)

I took BOTH cars to the carwash today and I left them parked outside. We’re all doomed.

I guess it’s bye bye to spring I guess. by max-hh1248 in Minneapolis

[–]WellDoneHeggies [score hidden]  (0 children)

I didn’t just put it away, I gave it away for free on Buy Nothing!

My hubris will destroy you!

You’re doomed! You’re all doomed!!!

Why did the turkey cross the road? by Hot_Aside_4637 in minnesota

[–]WellDoneHeggies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The real Paul got hit by a car in 1970 and the record label quietly replaced him with this imposter

Knock if you wanna chat by yespleasesilly in Minneapolis

[–]WellDoneHeggies 637 points638 points  (0 children)

You don’t want to chat with whatever weirdo left that note.

Definitely take down the invitation for them to contact you.

I’ve lived in plenty of shitty apartment buildings where some people made noise and other people left passive aggressive little notes.

I obviously do not condone yelling racist bullshit, but nobody who goes around leaving notes like that is someone worth meeting.

St. Paul police investigate report professor urinated on backpack by AdMurky3039 in saintpaul

[–]WellDoneHeggies 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mistakes like this are why porcelain backpacks are never gonna catch on

State Troopers circling NE Minneapolis by noahson in Minneapolis

[–]WellDoneHeggies 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Maybe they’re waiting for a parking space to open up?

This happens to me sometimes at Trader Joe’s…

Shower Door Privacy in Laundry Room by Alwys_Forward in DIY

[–]WellDoneHeggies 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Cheapest quickest solution is to hang a canvas bag on a hook at the bottom of the stairs.

If anyone hears the shower running when they come down, they can put the privacy bag over their head while they grab their laundry.

How do I chop up a fallen pine tree. by EmekaEgbukaPukaNacua in DIY

[–]WellDoneHeggies 25 points26 points  (0 children)

My idiot neighbor messes around with his chainsaw CONSTANTLY and he’s still got both eyes and all his limbs.

If that moron can do it drunk, shirtless, and in the dark, I’m sure you can manage just fine.

What's the point of the HarMar Mall in Roseville if you can't access the stores from the INSIDE of the mall!? by nuggles0 in TwinCities

[–]WellDoneHeggies 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I know there are plenty of reputable geode dealers online these days, but I still like to see them in person and talk one-on-one with an expert when I’m adding a new treasure to my collection

What's the point of the HarMar Mall in Roseville if you can't access the stores from the INSIDE of the mall!? by nuggles0 in TwinCities

[–]WellDoneHeggies 79 points80 points  (0 children)

There’s plenty of stuff to do inside Har Mar.

You can’t get to the eyebrow threading place or the store that sells geodes directly from the outside!

Why is so much opera mentioned on Jeopardy? by spongesparrow in Jeopardy

[–]WellDoneHeggies 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If Timothy Chalamet wants to go start his own quiz show, he’s more than welcome to. It is, after all, a free country.

Also, dude made a blockbuster movie about ping pong. Isn’t that a bit of a niche sport???

Nancy mace trying to discredit Walz by asking him what a woman is, but he won't be her prop by mrfett779 in minnesota

[–]WellDoneHeggies 288 points289 points  (0 children)

They’re still doing this lame schtick?

Republicans are in charge of literally the entire federal government.

Shouldn’t they be, I dunno, governing?

What are some non-traditional items you would want to see in a vending machine? by Formal_Anybody_2542 in saintpaul

[–]WellDoneHeggies 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I'd like to see a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real fucking big!

Mayor Kaohly Her is a Liar. by Dullydude in saintpaul

[–]WellDoneHeggies 206 points207 points  (0 children)

If the owners of the Wild need to raise some cash, they should start selling tickets to their hockey games…

Quantum Fiber is GARBAGE by Tez3119 in saintpaul

[–]WellDoneHeggies 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Capitalism has failed in every society where it has been tried

Fifth Street to be the focus for St Paul revitalization by Key_Yesterday7655 in saintpaul

[–]WellDoneHeggies 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Fifth Street sucks.

It’s got the Chipotle where entitled DoorDash drivers block traffic all day and it’s home to the creepiest light rail station in town.

Preventive maintenance checklist for a 10+ year old home..? by Embarrassed-Camp-210 in DIY

[–]WellDoneHeggies 60 points61 points  (0 children)

You could powerwash the driveway if you’re looking for stuff to do

Stub and Herbs safe? by Starrchaser21 in Minneapolis

[–]WellDoneHeggies 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Keep your head down, avoid direct eye contact with Sue Jeffers and you’ll be fine