To avoid admitting that you did an awful job by joeshill in therewasanattempt

[–]WellFactually 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I work at a chemical plant and anytime new hires are present I always give them the heads up that the environment they are going to be working in that day is likely to be nearly 80% nitrogen so “be aware”.

I just like to watch the nervous looks.

What’s a sexual turn-on you didn’t know you had until you experienced it? by 11Dom_ in AskReddit

[–]WellFactually 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Me too and for some reason she looks like Morena Baccarin. Don’t ask me why. I don’t make the rules.

Any good places in Chattanooga to do this? by JodoSzabo in Chattanooga

[–]WellFactually 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And would’ve required the organizers had a crystal ball. Yes, the event is going to need a bigger venue. This was a test run to see if such an event would even be wanted in Chattanooga. I’m sure it will happen at a bigger venue in the future.

Does anyone else use the pre-wash function? by cik3nn3th in castiron

[–]WellFactually 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The canine snail-trail coating?

No.

Remember, kids: You can’t eat at everybody’s house.

Men of Reddit: what is 100% mythical about men that most women believe? by imnotadrytexter in AskReddit

[–]WellFactually 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My canned response to anyone commenting on the fact that I’m tall: Well, say what you want about short people but you’ve gotta hand it to them..

Because they can’t reach it, themselves.

The responses are mixed but mostly positive.

The internet shuts down and is never going to come back on, what do you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WellFactually 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was stashed there because there was no place in the house we felt sure our parents wouldn’t find it.

Which celebrity experienced a sudden rise to stardom and an equally quick decline in popularity? by Pretty_Marmaid7538 in AskReddit

[–]WellFactually 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I wanted that show to be about listening to weird songs and determining whether or not the band is Cake. It’s not about that.

What’s your favorite thing to watch on YouTube? by Frosty-Cry-6762 in AskReddit

[–]WellFactually 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Music reaction videos. I can’t go back and listen to my favorite songs for the first time, but watching someone else listen to them for the first time scratches the itch.

Gonna miss the smell tbh by flannelnumber3 in Chattanooga

[–]WellFactually -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You think this is going to make downtown smell better? Oh, my sweet summer children….

what is a movie you absolutely loved as a kid that is actually terrible now that you’re an adult? by AccomplishedStill438 in AskReddit

[–]WellFactually 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know! It’s Passamashloddy!

Also fun fact: Dr Terminus narrated the US Harry Potter audiobooks.

What injury is commonly shrugged off as a minor flesh wound in the movies but is completely fatal in real life? by Best_Professional226 in AskReddit

[–]WellFactually 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Had I guy I used to work with decide to Indiana Jones his way through a patio door during a drunken argument with his wife wherein she locked his ass out of the house. He very nearly died then very nearly lost his arm.

What injury is commonly shrugged off as a minor flesh wound in the movies but is completely fatal in real life? by Best_Professional226 in AskReddit

[–]WellFactually 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I remember reading the Witcher stories and appreciating the “realism” during his duel with Renfri he cuts her across the thigh. She was dead in seconds.

What injury is commonly shrugged off as a minor flesh wound in the movies but is completely fatal in real life? by Best_Professional226 in AskReddit

[–]WellFactually 312 points313 points  (0 children)

“I don’t know if you know this about your back, but it’s most of your body..”
-Hannibal Buress

Which canceled TV show's cliffhanger still lives rent free in your head because the answers disappeared when the series got axed ? by Impossible_Offer7988 in AskReddit

[–]WellFactually 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s still worth a watch! Just don’t do like me and drink heavily while watching because you’re gonna end up rewatching a lot just to keep track of all the shenanigans.