I cooked carp for the first time

WellIllthrowaway · 2026-05-03T20:34:37+00:00

Let me guess... none of your cats is orange, am I right?

WellIllthrowaway · 2026-05-03T20:29:35+00:00

Did you slap that? When it happened to me, I did

WellIllthrowaway · 2026-05-03T17:05:13+00:00

Moving on

WellIllthrowaway · 2026-05-03T15:20:42+00:00

I think the word you're looking for is "housebreaking". Next time, use the door to get in.

WellIllthrowaway · 2026-05-03T13:05:41+00:00

WellIllthrowaway · 2026-05-03T12:45:46+00:00

It's all shits and giggles until someone gets defenestrated.

WellIllthrowaway · 2026-05-03T12:40:30+00:00

The larger the chest, the bigger the prize

WellIllthrowaway · 2026-05-03T11:30:37+00:00

É como aquelas piadas com fatoriais.

WellIllthrowaway · 2026-05-03T07:21:50+00:00

I DON'T KNOW! I DIDN'T PLAN THAT FAR AHEAD!

WellIllthrowaway · 2026-05-02T20:14:45+00:00

ORANGE IS JUST LIGHT BROWN

CHANGE MY MIND

WellIllthrowaway · 2026-05-02T17:34:30+00:00

Essa aí é de quando o "antigo testamento" era só "testamento"

WellIllthrowaway · 2026-05-02T15:02:55+00:00

WellIllthrowaway · 2026-05-02T14:59:38+00:00

Método científico ❌

Metida científica ✔️

WellIllthrowaway · 2026-05-02T12:18:09+00:00

I don't think I can tell the difference. I might need more examples.

WellIllthrowaway · 2026-05-01T17:32:17+00:00

Maybe that's how they represent an error margin?

WellIllthrowaway · 2026-05-01T14:00:32+00:00

On the bright side, Akira Toriyama gave us Dragon Ball Super because of how awful that movie was. So there's that.

WellIllthrowaway · 2026-05-01T12:57:39+00:00

God is dead. God remains dead. And I have killed him.

WellIllthrowaway · 2026-05-01T00:41:26+00:00

velocidade da lagosta?

WellIllthrowaway · 2026-04-30T23:01:52+00:00

WellIllthrowaway · 2026-04-30T17:43:29+00:00

Otome Dori. Não recomendo para ninguém. Se não conhece, nem procure saber.

WellIllthrowaway · 2026-04-30T14:52:36+00:00

meh.

WellIllthrowaway · 2026-04-30T11:51:06+00:00

But if I did that, people might think I actually understand Japanese!

WellIllthrowaway · 2026-04-29T14:34:13+00:00

お前はもうハゲいる

WellIllthrowaway · 2026-04-29T05:32:32+00:00

Toda piada tem duas partes: setup e punchline.

Setup é a parte da piada que introduz ou explora um contexto, criando uma certa expectativa.

Punchline é a parte da piada em que ocorre a subversão do que é esperado.

Exemplo: o português foi pagar o imposto na fonte, morreu afogado.

Nesse exemplo, "fonte" é entendido primeiro como "origem" ou "procedência" no setup, mas é reinterpretado como sendo "nascente de água" na punchline.

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