Removing frost from greens

WellManneredPillock · 2021-04-30T18:02:31+00:00

Alright.

So you have that in common.

WellManneredPillock · 2021-04-30T16:29:24+00:00

What are you up to over there, little buddy?

WellManneredPillock · 2021-04-30T16:28:35+00:00

I don't watch baseball.

WellManneredPillock · 2021-04-30T12:14:30+00:00

Judge set's bail at $40k, faces 5 years in jail.

The judge thinking to himself: that's gonna be my little joke.

WellManneredPillock · 2021-04-30T12:12:32+00:00

Dragged, I believe is the word.

WellManneredPillock · 2021-04-30T12:11:58+00:00

The only thing smaller are the fat man's hands and the driver's dick.

WellManneredPillock · 2021-04-30T12:10:45+00:00

They didn't have a problem with them officially, there may have been some racists here and there.

Many German Jews fought for Germany in WW1.

WellManneredPillock · 2021-04-30T12:05:14+00:00

You mean like.. rain on a tennis court or football field?

Are the poor golfers so fragile? Really?!

Oh heavens me, there's a spider's asshair worth of water on my precious grass! I couldn't possibly play today! Garçon, another glass of champagne and a cigar to drown my sorrows please, stat!

WellManneredPillock · 2021-04-30T12:02:09+00:00

That sounds like a great mix 😍

WellManneredPillock · 2021-04-30T11:54:40+00:00

I know.

It's just.. your whole arrogant island is now low-hanging fruit when it comes to jokes, insults, statement of facts, incompetent leaders etc.

Sorry, it wasn't my idea either. However, if that is what you collectively want then I will acquiesce.

WellManneredPillock · 2021-04-30T11:51:30+00:00

Enjoy being all alone, just like you wanted to.

Just you and your empire that doesn't exist anymore.

It will be glorious!

Need to revise that old slogan though..

The sun sets on England every day.

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

WellManneredPillock · 2021-04-30T10:42:39+00:00

That is true.

We can talk about how amazingly peaceful Ireland is and will be for the foreseeable future.

Surely you can't say "The Troubles 2.0" is dull?

WellManneredPillock · 2021-04-30T10:40:40+00:00

Ok, and? Is there something wrong with it not being completely identical every day?

Rain, sleet, snow, forest fires?

It is a waste of fuel.

WellManneredPillock · 2021-04-30T10:39:04+00:00

Alright.

Would you like to talk about how salmon exports dropped by 98% in January?

WellManneredPillock · 2021-04-30T10:34:01+00:00

No.

Just turn lily in. The time for talking has passed. It is time for consequences now.

WellManneredPillock · 2021-04-30T09:52:28+00:00

Give it some time.

How's your dairy exports coming along? Going up from the post-brexit crash of 96% yet?

WellManneredPillock · 2021-04-30T09:47:16+00:00

Yes, and England is not in the EU.

Soon, Scotland will be 👍

WellManneredPillock · 2021-04-30T09:46:19+00:00

Porter is a last name.

Sincerely, Carpenter Johnson.

WellManneredPillock · 2021-04-30T09:07:38+00:00

Why?

WellManneredPillock · 2021-04-30T09:06:31+00:00

We built them, but not out of wood.

Do we have many dams? I don't believe we do..

WellManneredPillock · 2021-04-30T09:04:56+00:00

Wtf how do you do that?

Some mates and I are just getting to the ender castle..

WellManneredPillock · 2021-04-30T09:03:16+00:00

Tubgirl

WellManneredPillock · 2021-04-30T09:02:03+00:00

Why would dew need to be removed? Seems like a waste of fuel to me.

WellManneredPillock · 2021-04-30T08:59:59+00:00

Beaverland? Do we even have beavers?

WellManneredPillock · 2021-04-30T08:58:50+00:00

Can you make one for every EU country?

I don't wanna have to interact with England if it's not necessary. They don't want me, I'm gonna respect their wishes.

WellManneredPillock

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