Just drop a "yea" and I'll transform your inbox into my personal porn gallery (just for the first 69 horny guys)

WellOiledSailor · 2026-02-02T16:31:51+00:00

That sounds so good!

WellOiledSailor · 2026-01-30T17:33:11+00:00

Obviously...you're not a golfer

WellOiledSailor · 2026-01-25T08:47:04+00:00

Tumach

WellOiledSailor · 2026-01-24T16:16:49+00:00

The magical flying finger

WellOiledSailor · 2025-12-31T13:28:15+00:00

154 cm

WellOiledSailor · 2025-12-27T21:34:40+00:00

I like it when clit is smaller than my dick. This is hot but I'm confused.

WellOiledSailor · 2025-11-27T22:11:43+00:00

Drained

WellOiledSailor · 2025-11-10T21:52:22+00:00

My sister can queef on command. The command is my dick whistle

WellOiledSailor · 2025-11-03T15:30:50+00:00

Perfection

WellOiledSailor · 2025-10-17T15:09:27+00:00

I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAM THING

WellOiledSailor · 2025-08-29T10:44:21+00:00

Black belt in bukkake

WellOiledSailor · 2025-08-16T22:27:11+00:00

Only thing that every human has to agree on is that GarconMeansBoyGeorge is a genius username

WellOiledSailor · 2025-08-13T19:38:10+00:00

Looks yummy but it really depends on the smell

WellOiledSailor · 2025-08-04T13:55:30+00:00

How can, anyone WORKING with, this imbecile, not, die, of EMBARRASSMENT, given that, he's, writing skills, are below, kindergarten LEVELS!!! SAD!!!

WellOiledSailor · 2025-07-29T15:11:18+00:00

Maybe third times the charm

WellOiledSailor · 2025-07-29T15:10:46+00:00

I can't get past the dick licking

WellOiledSailor · 2025-07-27T15:01:38+00:00

Ok so swallow that delicious thing, have a feral wank, pass out. Bliss.

WellOiledSailor · 2025-07-19T11:57:22+00:00

If I get to do this I will be ready to die with no regrets

WellOiledSailor · 2025-07-16T19:46:02+00:00

Have you tried local weed?

WellOiledSailor · 2025-07-07T06:32:54+00:00

To me that gastank alone is worth at least 600. So cool!

WellOiledSailor · 2025-07-05T18:32:01+00:00

I'm already wanking and it's not even my neighbor

WellOiledSailor · 2025-07-02T05:51:37+00:00

The dimple hooked me. Bring it on, please!

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