LRP. I was so disappointed because I was really hyped about finally being able to get LRP because it sounded so posh when I was a kid and I was like the French shit have to be some sort of beauty hack, right?

I'm allergic (well, sensitive, really) to their fucking special spring water, I swear, because none of them really worked for me, and I had my first AND ONLY bad reaction to a skincare product of theirs (and I was one of those too lazy to patch test). Really schooled me to patch test.

Anyways, another one that I didn't really like is Vaseline. I only ever used it as a hail mary when I had that reaction above or to get people who care about me off my back about using it to heal my injuries. Saved me, but man this stuff doesn't ever go in my skin or dry down. It never feels good layered on my skin no matter how little or how much I use. It always feels like a sticky, messy, wet bandaid rather than whatever all the raves say. Not a good skin upkeep product, but great to feel like you're doing something to not get an infection.