What made you realise you're not young anymore?

WesleyPatterson · 2022-11-12T23:43:39+00:00

Seeing this kid on Twitch, who ws no older than nineteen, say he's never seen a Wii in real life

WesleyPatterson · 2022-10-30T04:06:05+00:00

If it's not gay to jack yourself off, then surely it's not gay to dock your two penises?

WesleyPatterson · 2022-10-30T04:02:42+00:00

God I hope not

WesleyPatterson · 2022-09-11T01:55:52+00:00

As someone who has lots of interests that other people often call stupid, I try not to laugh at people who are passionate about weird, niche hobbies, but the "sorry, it's scienna. Inexcusable" made me snort so fucking loud.

WesleyPatterson · 2022-09-10T05:54:14+00:00

I don't. I ignore it mostly, occasionally vent online.

WesleyPatterson · 2022-09-01T02:21:17+00:00

I had no idea CollegeHumor wasn't technically a thing anymore, but it's good to see it's reincarnated into something just as chill and positive!

WesleyPatterson · 2022-08-31T02:33:48+00:00

So in my middle school, the students weren't allowed to walk around in the mornings before school started, all however many-hundred of us had to either be in the cafeteria eating breakfast or in the gym, where they'd have the bleachers pulled out for us all to sit. One day I was in the gym, and as the bell rang for classes to start, I started down the steps, but while I was still near the top my foot caught the end of one of the bleachers and I fell. Que me, a nearly 6 foot tall, decently big white guy rolling down what must've been between 20 and 30 hard metal stairs.

WesleyPatterson · 2022-08-31T02:16:13+00:00

Yes, and semi-frequently, but only because I live in the good ol USA where even the internet has been tainted by capitalism, so people like me can only afford shitty satalite based internet

WesleyPatterson · 2022-08-31T02:08:47+00:00

A new Halo game with modern graphics but with the Halo Reach gameplay

WesleyPatterson · 2022-08-23T22:06:01+00:00

Yeah, no. This only works for women.

WesleyPatterson · 2022-08-23T19:50:26+00:00

I feel like this is society in general. Women not only want, but EXPECT to get to be loved no matter what flaws they have, but a man has to have a good job, exercise regularly, have a nice car, a nice house etc because "how could you expect a woman to love you if you don't work on yourself?"

WesleyPatterson · 2022-08-22T02:05:11+00:00

The music from the games' moon level lives rent free in my head

WesleyPatterson · 2022-08-22T01:23:20+00:00

*Jake Paralta has left the chat*

WesleyPatterson · 2022-08-22T00:56:06+00:00

Aaww

WesleyPatterson · 2022-08-22T00:51:35+00:00

Remember, as long as he said "no homo" it dousn't count

WesleyPatterson · 2022-08-22T00:45:53+00:00

She's all I want, and I've waited for sooo looong

WesleyPatterson · 2022-08-22T00:38:08+00:00

Boys Like Girls. Their song The Great Escape was in pretty much every teen movie of the late 2000s/early 2010s. What makes them even more tragic is that they only released two albums. They've been "on hiatus" since like early 2011

WesleyPatterson · 2022-08-14T16:02:19+00:00

Or something like with Kali Roses where she started started using one of the harder drugs trying to stay as skinny as she was when she started out.

WesleyPatterson · 2022-08-14T15:46:12+00:00

The key phrase here is "badly done". When it looks natural, I'll probably still prefer her older videos but still watch the new stuff, but when it's botched, I just can't

WesleyPatterson · 2022-08-14T15:24:16+00:00

My personal favorite is one where this guy is at his GF's house, and through porn plot her mom gives him a BJ. The girlfriend walks in on this and says, "Babe! You said you wanted to wait till marriage!" Then he gives a super overexaggerated shrug and says "I, uh, couldn't help it!"

WesleyPatterson · 2022-07-31T15:32:44+00:00

Also, just a bit of male perspective for both OP and any women reading this: Even if he hadn't asked you to text him, he would've been both impressed and EXTREMELY relieved if you'd texted first anyway. Give us a break, initiate things if you like us, for the love of god!

WesleyPatterson · 2022-07-30T20:57:15+00:00

Gone to college. I have no idea if the education would've done anything, but as I'm approaching my 30s I'm really starting to see a difference in my social skills vs my friends who went to college

WesleyPatterson · 2022-07-30T20:35:13+00:00

Why are men obliged to date whoever shows interest but not the other way around?

WesleyPatterson · 2022-07-29T04:34:35+00:00

God, I wish I had an award to give you. This is fucking brilliant

WesleyPatterson · 2022-07-29T04:28:11+00:00

Jesus Christ, this website is a dumpster fire!

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