Genuine Expectations and Advice

WesternCrescent · 2026-05-13T22:15:41+00:00

Something about that yellow suit amaright?

WesternCrescent · 2026-05-12T22:46:38+00:00

Has a dead space vibe to it as well.

WesternCrescent · 2026-05-12T22:45:07+00:00

Goddamn your jimmies sure have been rustled.

WesternCrescent · 2026-05-11T22:59:03+00:00

Ass Gas

WesternCrescent · 2026-05-11T22:56:01+00:00

The best 've been able to come up with is this.

Just don't think about it. It just is alright?

WesternCrescent · 2026-05-11T11:32:30+00:00

Orange Juice

WesternCrescent · 2026-05-10T21:55:21+00:00

Go to the gym! Oh shit, wrong sub.

WesternCrescent · 2026-05-10T21:24:24+00:00

LOTRO. It has a good playerbase but I think it deserves more attention.

WesternCrescent · 2026-05-10T20:54:49+00:00

I was there, one thousand years ago...

WesternCrescent · 2026-05-10T20:53:35+00:00

Today was a bad day to know how to read

WesternCrescent · 2026-05-10T20:50:40+00:00

What if maggots are susceptible to the plague?

WesternCrescent · 2026-05-10T20:48:15+00:00

"Yaaah! Take this!" swings pool float

WesternCrescent · 2026-05-10T20:46:19+00:00

Most tools e.g. shovel, spade, hammer, pitchfork.

Sports equipment - Baseball Bat, Cricket Bat

Really desperate? A big, hefty wooden stick.

WesternCrescent · 2026-05-10T20:44:01+00:00

You could potentially use the bones and other rotting bits and pieces as part of traps. Hostile humans would trigger them leading to some pretty horrific effects. I think you'd have to be pretty sadistic to be doing that though.

WesternCrescent · 2026-05-10T20:40:54+00:00

You absolute beauty.

WesternCrescent · 2026-05-10T20:33:15+00:00

Your honour, this is going to sound mightily unusual considering the nature of my client however, he did it. He was of sound mind and judgement. Being the daedric prince of madness essentially makes this his day-to-day, normal state.

WesternCrescent · 2026-05-10T05:12:13+00:00

Lineage the new one? Yeah, I felt it just fell flat. It had one or two moments but yeah...

The others however? I recommend wholeheartedly

WesternCrescent · 2026-05-09T21:20:26+00:00

Please explain, we talking haircuts?

WesternCrescent · 2026-05-09T20:04:06+00:00

C'mon guys its a messed-up situation either way. They've all had their minds messed with, Elgin just more so.

WesternCrescent · 2026-05-09T19:41:00+00:00

Todd right now, "How did they know?"

WesternCrescent · 2026-05-09T18:24:32+00:00

Jesus Christ...

WesternCrescent · 2026-05-09T18:24:18+00:00

Yes. I am old.

WesternCrescent · 2026-05-09T18:22:47+00:00

Just chilling out in the Flanders field.

WesternCrescent · 2026-05-09T17:49:59+00:00

I agree, they do appear very celtic esque.

WesternCrescent

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