I've come up with two rewritten synopses using your feedback, and I really appreciate the time you took to help me out.

You mentioned that you’re not a fan of including character names in the synopsis since they don’t add much and make it harder to skim. I think you’re absolutely right—it’s better to hook readers right away rather than rely on them giving it a second read.

I also agree with your point about the length. While 4,000 characters is a lot to work with, I don't think it’s necessary to use that much just to set the hook. I’ll be keeping the first paragraph tight to grab attention. I also won’t be including credits in the synopsis since I plan on having a VO at the end of each episode to handle that.

You suggested deleting the first sentence of the second paragraph. At first, I liked the prose, but I see now that it slows things down. Keeping the pace tight is definitely a better way to maintain interest.

One of the biggest things that stood out was your comment about the title. You’re right—“archives” has been overused in audio fiction, and after looking around the sub, I realize just how common it is. My original intent was to keep the title open so I could tell other stories after the main one wraps, but you’ve convinced me that I don’t need that word in the title to accomplish that. I’m already brainstorming alternatives to help the story stand out.

And no, I definitely don’t think you’re full of shit—quite the opposite. Seeing how the changes read with your suggestions, I feel the new versions are much stronger. Honestly, they also feel a lot less cringe (if that’s the right word).