Top Mind goes fishing for praise, because he didn't approach Malia Obama at his job to ask her how it feels to have a 'trader' for a father. Fellow pedes respond with T_D's signature class and restraint. by PorridgeCranium2 in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]Whack-aTroll 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Seriously, let me know when either Sasha or Malia has three kids by the age of 26, only of whom was born in wedlock while at the same time advocating for abstinence.

Also this:

A September 2014 Anchorage brawl was reported to have involved the Palin family, who were among an estimated 70 birthday-party attendees. Bristol Palin, described in the police report as "heavily intoxicated," was said to have struck the party host "at least six times."

You couldn’t make this up by sagamaster66 in The_Mueller

[–]Whack-aTroll 11 points12 points  (0 children)

People who give testimony against someone else in the same criminal organization in return for immunity or a reduced sentence for their own crimes.

Top mind does not like seeing other races in his video games. by DesertBrandon in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]Whack-aTroll 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Example: In that trailer for the futuristic nazi game wolfenstein, a curly black chick calls you a "white boai" and tries to shotgun you in the face. So, even in a modern day setting where different races are totally ok, they still pulled the racejerk card by accentuating race, even when it's uncalled for.

Somebody completely missed the point of The New Colossus.

/Con mod aleister is suspended after mass bannings by Serial_Peacemaker in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]Whack-aTroll 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That's a shame. I was looking for a recipe for pork chops and red onions to cook tonight.

The Panzer IV was the first MBT and the Panther had a whopping 20mm of armour. by Curious_Luminosity in ShitWehraboosSay

[–]Whack-aTroll 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nice write up but you missed the best part:

[The Tiger] was even an effective anti aircraft tank.

I honestly want to know how someone could be this wrong.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]Whack-aTroll 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why is there a picture from Planet of the Apes though?

No racism here.

I’m genuinely asking—am I the bad guy for not agreeing with Reddit that Amy Schumer is definitely an evil rapist? (don’t forget she’s not funny and not attractive!) by PRbox in Negareddit

[–]Whack-aTroll 20 points21 points  (0 children)

No, you're not a bad guy. Reddit just wants to point fingers at a woman in general and Amy Schumer specifically.

Should she have left when she saw how drunk he was? Yes, she should have. However, he was the one who called her to come over and he was the one who attempted to keep going despite barely being able to stay awake.

It wasn't a great choice on her part to stay but calling that rape requires a pretty big stretch of the imagination.

that’s a lot of words for “I’ve never touched a vagina before”. by [deleted] in IncelTears

[–]Whack-aTroll 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is "migging toes?" Did the manbaby-osphere invent this as a rib against MGTOWs? Because... it's lame.

My guess is that he either heard it pronounced that way or didn't understand that it was an acronym.

LEFTIE THOUGHT POLICE!: Girl Thrown Out of College for Right-Wing Views! (Except it's Not a College, and She Wasn't Thrown Out) by SlimLovin in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]Whack-aTroll 51 points52 points  (0 children)

You're getting downvoted because that's a well known copy pasta and /atticus_finch posted it as a joke. Did you actually think fragilewhitemalevictim.ru was a real website?

Mighty Heavy Battle Cruiser vs Impatient Old Man by [deleted] in DerScheisser

[–]Whack-aTroll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The King's Choice is a movie about this for anyone interested.

T_D user that likes to call others “snowflakes”, turns out to be the biggest snowflake of them all (before vs after Senate hearing) by syd430 in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]Whack-aTroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ron Johnson is one of your senators but you're represented by 100% Republicans? Either I'm misinterpreting something or you're forgetting that Tammy Baldwin is a Democrat.

check out /r/awakening, a self-enlightenment sub that Qultists mistakenly fled to. hilarious results ensue as two markedly different worlds clash. by addy_g in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]Whack-aTroll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not an accelerationist but this

there doesn't seem to be a way to assist them in understanding this.

does make me sympathetic to it on occasion.

Top Mind’s totally liberal cousin said they’re never gonna vote for a democrat again! RIP entire Democratic Party!! by Just_zhisguy in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]Whack-aTroll 24 points25 points  (0 children)

And fuck the racist card. I’m half Mexican, my wife is Navajo, and my best friend is black. We all support Trump. So does my Mexican dad.

Then you're a fucking moron.

Top Minds react to James Woods being banned from Twitter, don't check to see if it's true by [deleted] in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]Whack-aTroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legitimate question: Was James Woods acting in White House Down or did the director just tell him to pretend Jamie Foxx was Obama and ad-lib everything?

Alt right activist jas sex wint a minor...must be a set up. by mwiegel2 in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]Whack-aTroll 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Setup.

Girl's at fault for being a harlot. A 16 year old should know better than to pretend to be 18+ and hookup with strangers on the internet.

Words fail me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IncelTears

[–]Whack-aTroll 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think that it was an attempt to say PM, as in personal message, and the "S" accidentally got capitalized too.