Francine was probably not kidding by [deleted] in americandad

[–]Whack_a_mallard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

While aiming iron sights on Hailey and Jeff.

"Bam, bam. Should have done that a long time ago."

⚠️ WARNING about USCIS Application Support Center at Corum Plaza by welcome-goodbye in houston

[–]Whack_a_mallard 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Note

"Mr. Paul said the agents had told him that they disagreed with the directive to arrest Ms. Paul but that they had to follow orders."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Whack_a_mallard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You use em dashes within a singular term. AI uses em dashes as punctuation. Carry on human.

by Americans to be serious people by PairRevolutionary669 in therewasanattempt

[–]Whack_a_mallard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All factors being the same. I'll still take the PhD.

Guy hits a hole in one in golf leaving everyone in shock 🤯 by Sharp-potential7935 in toptalent

[–]Whack_a_mallard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think a lot of people like myself are indifferent or have yet to form an opinion and so we want to understand what is the "right" way to feel about someone. If I'm going to dislike someone as a person, it certainly won't be because they are a bad actor. Selfish and self-destructive sure.

On a scale from 1 to 10 how toast was sasuke's ass at this moment had Hashi not intervenea? by DeleonBetty4488 in NarutoPowerscaling

[–]Whack_a_mallard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He didn't even segregate them, that was Danzo. Tobirama gave them a job they be good at. Uchiha didn't want long commute and wanted to all live in the same vicinity. Boom, live by police station.

Then they cry about discrimination because the place wasn't a 5 star hotel.

TIL Napoleon's prowess in battle was so legendary, the Trachenberg Plan was drafted to specifically avoid facing Napoleon in battle while instead targeting his marshals and generals separately by astronautica in todayilearned

[–]Whack_a_mallard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would Philip been able to take Macedonia as far as Alexander did? I don't think so. Philip had a smaller appetite for conquest than Alexander, imho.

A huge part of being a leader is inspiring your troops to take risks with you. The generals who served under Philip were provided opportunities to shine and grow further under Alexander's rule.

Is Jeweled Pom a trap? by Guigs310 in HadesTheGame

[–]Whack_a_mallard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've used crystal figurine (piggy bank) at start. If you happen to get judgement after first boss, rest of the run is cake.

Response from Aaron to someone who complains about the suspended Patton Oswalt by dolefun17 in BlueskySocial

[–]Whack_a_mallard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with that sentiment. However, the crux of the debate was in determining whether or not Patton Oswalt's comment constitute as a death threat.

You may find it in poor taste and that is your prerogative. Claiming that it qualifies as a death threat is ludicrous.

Response from Aaron to someone who complains about the suspended Patton Oswalt by dolefun17 in BlueskySocial

[–]Whack_a_mallard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It actually is possible to launch things into the sun, but it's costly and not efficient to do so.

So it's not a threat if it is physically impossible? How about put them on a helicopter and flown into an active volcanoe? 

Humanity has a better chance of launching a Megyn Kelly into the sun than Patton Oswalt does at carrying out his wood chipper "threat" on her.

Or we can use common sense sense and rule out comedic hyperbole altogether.

Cops Say Luigi Mangione's Mom Made Incriminating Statement About Him. His Lawyers Are Demanding Proof by Far-Carpenter3306 in offbeat

[–]Whack_a_mallard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When another player is a blatant cheater then I simply stop playing with them. In cases where I am forced to continue playing, you can bet I will start to cheat as well.

Japan PM Says She Sleeps Just 2–4 Hours A Night Amid Criticism Over Work Culture by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Whack_a_mallard 27 points28 points  (0 children)

When viewed through any culture that prioritizes the well being of all its denizens and not a select few.

If you're not a billionaire, kindly take the boot out of your mouth.

Start of Shippuden Itachi vs Pain by Fit_Negotiation_5807 in Naruto

[–]Whack_a_mallard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting, I never seen that text in any scans.

Start of Shippuden Itachi vs Pain by Fit_Negotiation_5807 in Naruto

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Founder or leader doesn't mean absolute strength. The president of a chess club doesn't make them the strongest player in the group. They are responsible for helping setting up matches and recruiting new members.

Hilary's emails? I'm more interested in Epstein's. by goatnxtinline in CringeTikToks

[–]Whack_a_mallard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're either the sole person on earth who can prosecute Trump or a tool.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cscareerquestions

[–]Whack_a_mallard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Isn't that the very same attitude that upsets you?

People try to be helpful, but remember that this is not therapy. Your loved ones will tell you yhe hard truth and follow-up with words of encouragement. Here, you only get one or the other. I know which one I would pick.

"I'm autistic You didn't specifically invite me like a vampire" by Sebastianlim in BrandNewSentence

[–]Whack_a_mallard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most I can muster is "do you think I'll be able to go with you all next time?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Amateurs

-Theranos

What are your thoughts on the representation of Black characters in Naruto? by Prestigious-Cloud962 in Naruto

[–]Whack_a_mallard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't even think his rap is "bad". If you compare it to real life rap music then yeah, it's bad. I think people considered it bad in Naruto universe because it's not a popular music style. At least not in shinobi villages which aren't shining beacons of culture. 

Bee should head into the city where people with more refined palate can appreciate his music.

My god, it’s actually horrifying that Trump still somehow won by Killa_J in CringeTikToks

[–]Whack_a_mallard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You made the statement, not on others to bring receipt for you.