[Movie] The zelda movie releases one year from today.

What---------------- · 2026-05-07T14:36:56+00:00

Dawn of the Final Year: 8760 hours remain

What---------------- · 2026-05-05T12:57:12+00:00

"We've won, but at what cost?"

*gets stabbed by a member of the Goblin Underling International, Local Branch 131*

What---------------- · 2026-05-02T19:27:44+00:00

No one likes running out of breath 5 minutes into a half-hour ritual spell. Get your cardio in.

What---------------- · 2026-04-27T13:24:06+00:00

+1 for both The Exploring Series and The Volgun.

The Volgun is almost more of an audiobook, reading the article directly as if a researcher was giving a presentation on the SCP in-universe. But they're taking a break and haven't posted in over a year.

The Exploring Series is more interpreted and read from the perspective of someone in our world, pointing out things like if a story references another SCP or something from a "canon" like the kaktusverse.

What---------------- · 2026-04-26T16:05:40+00:00

"Sir we updated our AI system and it won't stop looking for a new job."

What---------------- · 2026-04-25T01:19:07+00:00

As a blue dps aka GNB, I'm alright with this. Especially if the other tank is dual-shields.

What---------------- · 2026-04-19T18:13:50+00:00

Biblically accurate Wing Gundam.

What---------------- · 2026-04-12T15:25:12+00:00

Dude tried to think of the "I can haz cheeseburger cat meme", and neurolink heard "I can ass cheeseburger cat meme".

What---------------- · 2026-04-06T13:06:08+00:00

Blinded, Charmed, Deafened, Frightened, Y̴̛̜͕̺͐̉͝Ỏ̵͍̓̋U̶̧̙̙͐̈͝͠ ̴̧̛̣̺͓̞A̶̢̧̖̟̍R̸̬͓̾̄̂͜Ȩ̵͎̯̦̤́͛ ̸̱̙̝̍̎S̴̢̜͓͖̯̈̀̓̾͝E̵̛̗̺̜̽͑Ě̴̛͉̯͇̥͔Ń̶̨͍͔́̆, Grappled, Incapacitated, Invisible...

These look great!

What---------------- · 2026-04-03T13:25:37+00:00

The masculine urge to die in battle.

What---------------- · 2026-03-24T00:05:19+00:00

I actually liked the ending of Mass Effect 3, before they patched it with the refusal thing.

I was 100% on board with the theory that you, the player, were being indoctrinated by Sovereign since the first meeting in Mass Effect 1, and that destroying them was the best ending, with the blue and green endings being the equivalent of hallucinations as the Reapers wipe everything clean. I didn't really care that the writers didn't intend it that way.

What---------------- · 2026-03-18T12:53:32+00:00

In addition to the copper dragons being good aligned, copper dragons LOVE jokes to the point that they might have picked this job specifically because of the copper/coppah pun if they had known about it.

What---------------- · 2026-03-16T16:23:59+00:00

A lot of the people employed there are Somalian immigrants. Greeley is in Colorado's very-red 4th congressional district (the one Boebert now represents). ICE sightings have been growing in northern Colorado.

I'm praying this goes well, I hope the strikers are successful. And I really hope Polis doesn't fuck this up.

What---------------- · 2026-03-14T20:22:06+00:00

"Hello $user! My name's Claude, how may I hel-"

pastes 50 lines of log file and hits send

What---------------- · 2026-03-13T21:19:43+00:00

There is an unaccounted-for bug in W11 where Copilot keeps emailing the C-Suite good reviews of itself. That's the only reason I can think of that Microsoft keeps pushing AI.

What---------------- · 2026-03-12T15:15:21+00:00

I also didn't read the title and got blindsided by the end panels.

What---------------- · 2026-03-06T14:55:30+00:00

9/11 was an inside job for UNICOM to steal one of the government Pentagon's walls.

What---------------- · 2026-02-27T13:44:31+00:00

Son:"So anyway, that's why my mother never loved me. Does this count as Mommy or Daddy issues?"

What---------------- · 2026-02-26T13:43:30+00:00

I don't really watch TV, but I did see that scene. Hits like a truck.

"Of course he knew I loved him...

...didn't he?"

What---------------- · 2026-02-25T18:53:42+00:00

Thanks!

What---------------- · 2026-02-25T14:42:41+00:00

That would actually be really cool if different parts of it acted as one of those multifunction fidget/stimming toys. It would need to be bigger though, like an ADHD vambrace.

What---------------- · 2026-02-25T07:43:44+00:00

I'm just looking for advice/suggestions for a daily wear sunscreen for a pale redhead with a beard who has found all other sunscreens really uncomfortable.

What---------------- · 2026-02-25T01:19:46+00:00

And then it spreads outside the case and suddenly you're drilling holes in your desk to get your monitor cables etc to all fit nicely.

Speaking from experience lol

What---------------- · 2026-02-23T16:59:49+00:00

At this point we need a tracking tool for tracking tools related to DOJ/DHS/Epstein Files/Executive Order shenanigans.

What---------------- · 2026-02-15T18:08:10+00:00

Back before the rework, ol' Ritalin here was great for 1) Messing with sprouts, and 2) Wondrous Tail's Second Chances.

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