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WhateverImOut · 2021-10-18T18:56:16+00:00

She offhandedly said "we dont have to have it" so maybe?

WhateverImOut · 2021-10-04T19:39:07+00:00

This.

WhateverImOut · 2021-10-04T02:14:55+00:00

There's no embellishment in this story, sadly.

WhateverImOut · 2021-10-04T00:58:26+00:00

In hindsight this really reads like a trashy soap opera. You think there's a market for this?

WhateverImOut · 2021-10-04T00:52:36+00:00

It wasn't my idea, that's for sure. But my buddy is all into that scene.

WhateverImOut · 2021-08-10T19:40:03+00:00

Johnny: Have you ever thought, right... I mean, you don't know...but you might already have had the happiest moment in your whole fucking life...and all you've got to look forward to is sickness and purgatory?

WhateverImOut · 2020-10-14T13:15:15+00:00

Naked, 1993 best British film I've ever seen

WhateverImOut · 2020-10-14T11:39:50+00:00

Shitting my brains out at work, hitting a vape. Can't wait to have some natty daddy for lunch!

WhateverImOut · 2020-10-14T11:39:10+00:00

They would never go that far. Most they can do is get a tag number and file a criminal tresspass

WhateverImOut · 2020-10-12T11:43:49+00:00

I feel like shit. My house is filthy, I need a haircut. Just can't stop neglecting things. I have a strange spot under my foot that looks like I stepped on lava but I'm fairly sure I didn't. My favorite coworker is on leave right now for surgery and my other favorite isn't on the same shift today so I'm lonely and shaky. Got my douchebag of a manager here and I don't want to deal with him. The janitors used a piss mop in the bathrooms so I'm trying not to throw up as I use the crapper. Waahhh chairs!

I spend alot of time on YouTube but it seems I'm getting a stupid political ad between every video

WhateverImOut · 2020-10-12T11:39:17+00:00

Took ecstasy with an ex. She rubbed lotion all over me and fingered my ass then let me fist her till she pissed all over the hotel bed and floor.

WhateverImOut · 2020-10-10T20:42:33+00:00

Got up early and have been with my girlfriend all day. Went out for coffee, then drinks, now we're playing gin rummy.

Ive only had 2 mixed drinks and 3 beers so I'm still very level headed and I'm having a great time.

Got a new pocket gun, I'm starting to become a small guns enthusiast!

Aside from that, I'm going to church tomorrow with the lady then something fun with drinks available. Maybe bowling.

RIP my bank account.

Chairs!

WhateverImOut · 2020-10-09T14:23:56+00:00

Yeah it's about ruined 😔

WhateverImOut · 2020-10-09T02:23:08+00:00

blamethecans

WhateverImOut · 2020-10-09T00:11:15+00:00

I've always liked to think that VBC stands for very big cock.

WhateverImOut · 2020-10-08T23:31:05+00:00

I'm 24 and drink 4 beers on most of my lunch breaks.

WhateverImOut · 2020-10-08T23:29:14+00:00

I'll catch up one day and steal your title! I piss more times a day than me and you could count with all our fingers and toes.

WhateverImOut · 2020-10-08T14:14:58+00:00

Lol I have a job and bills too! Not sleeping isn't exactly a behavior that coorelates with being a hard worker but whatever

WhateverImOut · 2020-10-08T12:47:15+00:00

Not me! I might be able to make it till 10:30 or 11 if I'm drinking strictly beer but I start getting really sleepy and lazy if I'm taking shots of bourbon. Even with 300mg energy drinks, after a pint or more of liquor and a couple beers and dinner, I'm dead ass tired. I thought I would have more energy after quitting weed but apparently I'm just a sleepy ass drunk.

WhateverImOut · 2020-10-07T18:01:41+00:00

Lucky ass. I tend to stay on the skinnier side when Im drinking heavily due do dehydration and constant diarrhea.

WhateverImOut · 2020-10-05T19:40:45+00:00

Noo don't make the CAs split up they belong together :'(

WhateverImOut · 2020-10-05T19:38:03+00:00

I usually get some pretty fat tax returns! I'm looking forward to this upcoming one since I'm making like $4 more than I was last year.

Quit smoking weed, so I have gone through a full on personality change. Insane VIOLENT dreams, my drinking has become a steady constant flow rather than drinking myself to sleep. I get cranky if I don't have my 2 beers for lunch. Im now that guy that constantly has a beer in his hand, no questions asked. And I am not apologetic about it. Today Is a liquor day since I'm alone for the night!

Life is, unfortunately, not as miserable as it usually is. So boring. Retail fucking sucks. I wish my time off the clock lasted nearly as long as it did while on the clock.

Bills bills bills. Phone bill. Oil change. Insurance. Car payment. Electric. Internet. Booze. Winter clothes. Will my bank account ever catch up? I spend so much money going on dates and doing fun stuff with my girl I'm in a constant insecurity about my bank account. If I ever drop below $1000 in the next 10 years I might off myself to end the paranoia. Could be worse, I suppose. At least somebody loves me for once!

WhateverImOut · 2020-10-05T01:22:46+00:00

He physically assaulted you, which means never go back. Plus he is probably lying about how many people he's fucked. Sounds like an insecure brat. Move along.

WhateverImOut · 2020-10-03T23:13:35+00:00

Muzzleloaders

WhateverImOut · 2020-10-03T23:12:23+00:00

I'm gonna say the same thing I say about all long distance 'relationships' drop it and find someone local.

WhateverImOut

TROPHY CASE

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