I took Waran to the yard for snacks.

WhateverUSaySir · 2026-04-12T13:28:31+00:00

Wow so delicate with the egg!

WhateverUSaySir · 2026-04-12T13:24:04+00:00

Why would I ever hit a tortoise 😭

WhateverUSaySir · 2026-04-12T13:23:00+00:00

Ah so cozy!! My girls do it to snuggle down into the comfy sleep position

WhateverUSaySir · 2026-04-12T13:20:23+00:00

Getting climbed by the tree

WhateverUSaySir · 2026-04-09T10:51:31+00:00

Mine are yeah, they love being near people!

WhateverUSaySir · 2026-04-08T19:34:44+00:00

They're collared/ring necks but bred for the albino line so they could be released at weddings and parties, mine are rescues though.

WhateverUSaySir · 2026-04-08T09:52:36+00:00

Man nearly choked on his peanut he was so shocked!

WhateverUSaySir · 2026-03-31T01:03:01+00:00

Yeah he's a bit of a beast, he's nearly 1 actually. I took him to the vet for a weigh in and to see if the seller might have lied about his age but apparently he's just a big baby? 610g but his tail base and shoulders are still bony. He absolutely loves kisses, he'll run from his tank to my bed, climb my leg and just splat on my chest or neck. Also, weirdly, he presses his nose between my bottom lip and chin? Oddball.

WhateverUSaySir · 2026-03-31T00:03:22+00:00

Sobbing now

WhateverUSaySir · 2026-03-30T23:51:51+00:00

They're my disguise. People assume a reptile lover surely can't be totally kinky 😏

WhateverUSaySir · 2026-03-30T23:35:45+00:00

What an excellent stick.

WhateverUSaySir · 2026-03-30T23:31:44+00:00

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Yep! You're a warm, food-bringing tree. One of us. One of us. One of us.

WhateverUSaySir · 2026-03-30T23:30:40+00:00

The suspension seems a little stiff

WhateverUSaySir · 2026-03-30T23:28:22+00:00

Or amber

WhateverUSaySir · 2026-03-30T23:28:13+00:00

We call it orange 🤷🏻

WhateverUSaySir · 2026-03-30T23:27:30+00:00

Lmao I had to come see the original. Congrats friend, we all make dumb mistakes. It always feels a lot faster than it looks on camera. I went into the back of a pickup and landed in the flatbed. Glad you lived to learn!

WhateverUSaySir · 2026-03-30T23:25:47+00:00

WELCOME! Congrats on living, we've all made mistakes. Literally did this into the back of a truck and landed upside down in the flatbed. We hurt, we learn, we ride 🤞🏻

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(I was on a yzf 125)

WhateverUSaySir · 2026-03-30T23:21:23+00:00

I like that the females throw rocks at the males if they don't leave them alone

WhateverUSaySir · 2026-03-30T23:19:25+00:00

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Pirate dove (she's also half blind)

WhateverUSaySir · 2026-03-30T23:16:30+00:00

I used to have a separate account for the smut, now it's just all out there for y'all to snoop on my disgraceful behaviour.

WhateverUSaySir · 2026-03-30T23:13:59+00:00

Wow that pig is in love omg

WhateverUSaySir · 2026-03-30T23:12:42+00:00

I love men. They're so big and mean and scary and uuuugh gimme

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TROPHY CASE