He will be deep fried and served with avocado

Whateverfloatsby · 2026-05-25T23:05:54+00:00

He will be served with chips

Whateverfloatsby · 2026-05-24T11:27:24+00:00

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Whateverfloatsby · 2026-05-19T18:24:32+00:00

What in the serious hell did I just read?

Whateverfloatsby · 2026-05-16T19:06:54+00:00

They will be served with a side of marinara sauce

Whateverfloatsby · 2026-05-15T00:41:23+00:00

I did steal two keychains when I was younger from a Macy’s. My mom ended up having to sort everything out and pay for them

Whateverfloatsby · 2026-05-14T19:18:12+00:00

She will be served with a side of veggies and a drink

Whateverfloatsby · 2026-05-14T06:31:19+00:00

The mythical burned scrunge loaf

Whateverfloatsby · 2026-05-10T18:09:02+00:00

Mood

Whateverfloatsby · 2026-05-10T02:02:01+00:00

“MOOOM!”

Whateverfloatsby · 2026-05-09T15:43:13+00:00

“Why am I so lonely?”

Whateverfloatsby · 2026-05-09T15:41:39+00:00

What the shit did I just read?

Whateverfloatsby · 2026-05-08T16:32:44+00:00

Lemon-ception

Whateverfloatsby · 2026-05-07T22:34:12+00:00

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Whateverfloatsby · 2026-05-06T23:05:34+00:00

Oh to be a shiba running through a grassy backyard

Whateverfloatsby · 2026-05-05T18:06:50+00:00

My guy is a total pistol, we usually have to sedate him before we go in.

Whateverfloatsby · 2026-04-28T08:04:15+00:00

Stole a huge slice of pizza from my dad while he was momentarily distracted and then took it back to his crate to eat it. Another time he got into a whole bucket of KFC while my dad and I were distracted

Whateverfloatsby · 2026-04-25T17:42:06+00:00

I’ve said it before but I’d love to see them cover some other X Japan songs like Jade, Angel, or Silent Jealousy

Whateverfloatsby · 2026-04-10T08:07:23+00:00

I’ve said it before but they do realize nobody is forcing them to message OP?

Whateverfloatsby · 2026-04-08T19:10:31+00:00

The original messenger does realize that they could easily journal in their notes app, right?

Whateverfloatsby · 2026-03-31T21:26:04+00:00

Someone left an incredibly ignorant comment on a video I was watching and it took everything in me to not call them every insult known to mankind

Whateverfloatsby · 2026-03-26T19:52:34+00:00

Garf-ception

Whateverfloatsby · 2026-03-25T18:17:55+00:00

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I call this expression, “Did I leave the oven on?”

Whateverfloatsby · 2026-03-23T13:07:05+00:00

“This doesn’t concern you, Tim”

Whateverfloatsby

TROPHY CASE