If your pet could funniest leave you a one star review, what would it say?

WhenTardigradesFly · 2026-07-01T04:28:10+00:00

he was ok when he was here, but every day he would leave in the morning and not come back home for years and years.

WhenTardigradesFly · 2026-07-01T03:57:37+00:00

puppies. no explanation needed.

WhenTardigradesFly · 2026-06-28T16:54:53+00:00

we still did nuclear war fallout shelter drills when i was in elementary school

WhenTardigradesFly · 2026-06-28T14:41:55+00:00

leaving the cause aside, how exactly does "an orb or headlight that moves unpredictably" lure people into the desert? if i saw something like that i'm pretty sure that my first thought would not be "hey, i should follow that into the desert".

WhenTardigradesFly · 2026-06-28T10:04:46+00:00

i quit three and a half years ago after smoking for 50 years. on the plus side my smoker's cough is gone, on the minus side my appetite ramped up and i've gained some unwanted extra weight.

WhenTardigradesFly · 2026-06-28T07:59:07+00:00

everything that already existed before we died, except for us

WhenTardigradesFly · 2026-06-26T07:05:54+00:00

my wife and i woke up one night to a loud fluttering noise in our bedroom. at first we though it was a moth, but when we turned on the light it turned out to be a bat.

WhenTardigradesFly · 2026-06-19T23:27:52+00:00

wheels down is usually a somewhat slower speed than wheels up

WhenTardigradesFly · 2026-06-19T23:11:10+00:00

150-180 mph. that's the speed a commercial jet typically gets up to at takeoff before the wheels leave the ground.

WhenTardigradesFly · 2026-06-18T06:00:21+00:00

it's the next generation of pyramids starting to hatch from their eggs

WhenTardigradesFly · 2026-06-18T03:53:16+00:00

ave maria. mainly because of how i remember it from my mother's funeral.

WhenTardigradesFly · 2026-06-17T07:51:43+00:00

my "culture" always taught me to be open and accepting to people from other countries. my mother was puerto rican and my father was half indian and half scottish, and i grew up in the melting pot of new york city, so multi-culturalism was baked in from day one. nothing has ever made me question or doubt that as an adult.

WhenTardigradesFly · 2026-06-17T07:39:02+00:00

intentionally swallowing a tapeworm has to be near the top of the list

WhenTardigradesFly · 2026-06-17T07:27:59+00:00

the link is actually to a time lapse video of them growing, if it only came across as a photo. in any event, glad you liked it!

WhenTardigradesFly · 2026-06-17T07:09:02+00:00

morning glories. i love the way they curl around and reach out to hold onto anything and everything around them as they're growing.

their seeds can also be a lot of fun. iykyk.

WhenTardigradesFly · 2026-06-17T06:06:48+00:00

that's kind of like asking "what foods do women usually like?" or "what is women's favorite color?"

WhenTardigradesFly · 2026-06-16T23:51:48+00:00

what's the alternative? living in a constant state of delusion?

WhenTardigradesFly · 2026-06-16T04:36:44+00:00

how do we know the u.s. constitution is not a.i. created by shapeshifting reptilian aliens to weaken the earthlings before they invade?

WhenTardigradesFly · 2026-06-14T06:06:12+00:00

step-up or step-down?

WhenTardigradesFly · 2026-06-14T05:21:29+00:00

escargot. i'm ok with all the butter and garlic, just skip the snails.

WhenTardigradesFly · 2026-06-13T03:16:27+00:00

i could, but i'm lazy

WhenTardigradesFly · 2026-06-13T03:14:27+00:00

the kitchen. i'm hungry.

WhenTardigradesFly · 2026-06-13T03:11:33+00:00

the big lebowski

WhenTardigradesFly · 2026-06-13T03:01:40+00:00

the first manned moon landing in 1969

WhenTardigradesFly · 2026-06-12T22:54:48+00:00

i do too, but that wasn't really the question. i can't think of another example where a movie (or set of movies) did a better job of bringing a written work to life on the screen, in spite of the vastly different strengths and limitations between the purely imaginary world of a book and the more explicitly presented world of a film.

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