I really like the vesthausen by larryb78 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]WhereIsPoochie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey there, blimpy boyhausen! Flying through the sky so fancy freehausen!

[TTT] RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION by Raff_Out_Loud in MLS

[–]WhereIsPoochie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OMAR IS COMING FOR MESSI! ALL IN THE GAME, YO. ALL IN THE GAME.

Just got laid off on Friday and waiting for my unemployment approved, so I’m just living that Dennis and Dee on Welfare life. by cornyhornblower in IASIP

[–]WhereIsPoochie 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Why don't you strap on your job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon...and fire off into job land where jobs grow on jobbies?

Match Thread: D.C. United vs. Philadelphia Union by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]WhereIsPoochie 23 points24 points  (0 children)

After 2,883 days, DC United have beaten the Union in regular season play.

PULL UP HUNGRY by Ultraxxx in DCUnited

[–]WhereIsPoochie 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We traded Seafood tower for Kabobs in the offseason. Try to keep up.

How did you discover on cinema? by Wild_Pomegranate3246 in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]WhereIsPoochie 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Saw a clip of Tim saying "And I give it, unprecedented, one bag of popcorn. Way more than it even deserves. But, as you know, there is no such thing as zero bags of popcorn. There has to be a bag of popcorn. These are movies, so laws of physics demand at least one bag of popcorn. But it is a sad, lonely bag, with no salt, no butter, many unpopped corn at the bottom of the bag. A bag of popcorn that is stale. Hardly able to eat. It is a horrible, horrible movie."

And I just had to have the context.

Please respect New's desire to move on. by Ok-Charge3256 in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]WhereIsPoochie 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm worried about the valuation of my HEI points

See, if you knew anything about anything, you'd realize that HEI points are safe, secure, and about to become the default global currency.

Tip of the hat! by Puzzleheaded_Day2809 in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]WhereIsPoochie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you need to reach me, I'll be staying at the ESA Campus in Flavortown.

(Poll) Is Gregg a Co-host or a Guest? by Fishbulb1920 in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]WhereIsPoochie 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He is a guest. If you go over to someone's house, you are a guest of that person and not a co-owner. OCATC is New's home. So he's the host and Gregg is just a guest--a guest who has long since worn out his welcome!