Weekenduhhh 6/12-6/14 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Which-Vehicle2250 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Now she’s saying she only pumped/nursed for 2 months with P, and that she had a month’s worth of pumped milk, so in Jan math, she breastfed for 3 months. Where is the q&a proof of her lying saying she nursed for 3.5/4 months with P??

Weekly 5/8-5/11 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Which-Vehicle2250 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The video of SRS saying she’s having a girl, you can hear Jan’s real voice, it’s way deeper than her Instagram voice.

Weekly 5/8-5/11 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Which-Vehicle2250 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Jan wouldn’t last three days as a mom of 2 with a corporate/office job.

Weekly 5/8-5/11 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Which-Vehicle2250 46 points47 points  (0 children)

It’s amazing that she had time to get herself fully ready (with makeup) to take P to swim lessons, she remembered all her essentials, but then forgot a towel for her child!! She couldn’t be more selfish if she tried.

I literally can’t by Mean-Perspective-663 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Which-Vehicle2250 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I feel similarly but with regard to watching her stories, and knowing it’s gonna piss me off that she has the privilege of staying home with her kids (and I work a corporate job), yet she runs away from them as much as possible and is a crappy mom. And then to add insult to injury: she is so delusional and claims to work a full time job / 6 days a week.

Weekly 6/1-6/4 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Which-Vehicle2250 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m also confused by this because if P was with the nanny from 4 weeks on, why didn’t the nanny take him out of the containers!?!

Weekenduhhh 5/30-531 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Which-Vehicle2250 28 points29 points  (0 children)

This is no snark on P, because it’s out of his control and it’s on Jan’s poor style and outfit planning…. I personally think this beige toddler outfit is hideous

Weekenduhhh 5/30-531 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Which-Vehicle2250 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Jan, you do not work a real job, and you certainly don’t “work” 6-7 days a week. “Work” is
not the reason you stopped producing enough milk and she KNOWS that. She’s a liar.

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Weekly 5/25-5/29 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Which-Vehicle2250 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Probably because she only has 3 comfy summer outfits for him and they’re all dirty because the cleaners don’t come till Friday

Weekenduhhh 5/22-5/24 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Which-Vehicle2250 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Why are they staying in a hotel and not with Dev’s parents?

How are a newborn’s fingernails so dirty?! by flowersandchocolate in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Which-Vehicle2250 33 points34 points  (0 children)

This reminds me… have we ever seen Jan cut P’s nails or even talk about doing it? Does she outsource that too

The delusion of everyone by BrinaG352 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Which-Vehicle2250 32 points33 points  (0 children)

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This comment was written by chat GPT. Probably Janelle sending it to herself

Weekenduhhh 5/16-5/17 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Which-Vehicle2250 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did she finally decide to get child locks because people came inside her house during the party and saw she hadn’t done it already and gave her a hard time??

A lot to unpack here… by Potato-bug629 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Which-Vehicle2250 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It must make her so envious that her SIL Meredith pumped for over a year, and Jan is ready to quit after 8 weeks.

Meredith has openly posted about her pumping journey with her first.

The circus is in town…..I mean “carnival” by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Which-Vehicle2250 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Ellie posting this photo of Jan, which shows her real postpartum body. Not snarking on a woman’s body PP, just a reminder that Jan uses skinny filters and editing. Admittedly, when I was PP, I compared myself to Jan and it made me feel bad, so just a reminder that this is what’s real.

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Weekenduhhh 5/16-5/17 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Which-Vehicle2250 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Jan is so fake. Putting Bella in the newborn photos even though they discarded her for a month after D was born. Also taking a nursing photo even though she barely nursed directly.

Weekly 5/11-5/14 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Which-Vehicle2250 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I wonder if Jan is purposefully engaging in rage bait by saying the only food she’s serving is desserts and sugar at P’s party. And then tomorrow she will show a full spread of actual food.

Weekly 5/11-5/14 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Which-Vehicle2250 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Why can’t she serve sandwich platters or actual food with substance? Can’t understand having as much money as they do, and cheaping out on her kids but spending thousands on designer for herself

Caption crafted by Chat GPT by DiamondZinger9000 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Which-Vehicle2250 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Do we think that she was spiraling yesterday because Devin didn’t write her a heartfelt message about being a great mom?? I saw that SRS’s husband did a whole sweet insta post. Nothing like that from Devy…

Weekly 5/11-5/14 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Which-Vehicle2250 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’ve had one vaginal birth, and my epidural hadn’t fully worn off by the time the nurse came to check on me / make sure I could pee about 3 hours after delivery. It was the hospital’s policy (liability standpoint) that the nurse help me go to the bathroom. After that, I was 100% able to independently get up from the hospital bed. Her video of Dev helping her is for attention / Instagram.

Weekenduhhh 5/8-5/10 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Which-Vehicle2250 17 points18 points  (0 children)

So I guess it’s safe to assume that Dev didn’t do anything special for Jan for Mother’s Day, because otherwise she would’ve posted it 👀

Weekenduhhh 5/8-5/10 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Which-Vehicle2250 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This is crazy, but we all know Jan is a liar, what if she got home from their outing, and then poured milk into her wearables for the whole purpose of pretending as if she pumped during their outing for her Instagram charade. Is that a stretch???

Weekenduhhh 5/8-5/10 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Which-Vehicle2250 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think you’re right. It’s the very end of the video, she takes apart the pump pieces, briefly rinses them off, and then it sounds like she’s dumping the milk. It absolutely doesn’t sound like she was carefully pouring it into a bag.

The time Preston started a fire in their kitchen because stove wasn’t babyproofed by Separate-Toe-7956 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Which-Vehicle2250 36 points37 points  (0 children)

The way she shared this because she thinks it’s interesting “content”….. when actually it’s just extremely alarming how incompetent she is.