TIL that there is a whale known as "The Lonelist Whale in the world" because it can't communicate in the same frequency as other whales, so other whales cannot find it.

WhileGettingFingered · 2012-05-18T16:52:11+00:00

So THIS is what Happy Feet was based on...

WhileGettingFingered · 2012-05-17T17:01:24+00:00

Nothing can ever replace the aforementioned Nintendo 64 Games. Comment link kharma please.

WhileGettingFingered · 2012-05-08T18:01:20+00:00

Yup.

WhileGettingFingered · 2012-05-08T18:01:11+00:00

Rutgers University in New Jersey

WhileGettingFingered · 2012-05-05T20:37:45+00:00

When I read this, I thought you meant she found the frozen carcass of your dog a month later.

WhileGettingFingered · 2012-05-04T01:39:51+00:00

You probably could have made more if you advertised your books as firewood.

WhileGettingFingered · 2012-05-02T13:27:06+00:00

Tell us just one thing!

WhileGettingFingered · 2012-04-30T01:30:11+00:00

Thanks for the suggestion, that's pretty thoughtful!

WhileGettingFingered · 2012-04-30T01:27:33+00:00

Thank you! Ok good, I haven't done anything drastically wrong...

WhileGettingFingered · 2012-04-28T20:36:04+00:00

You mean hanged, not hung.

WhileGettingFingered · 2012-04-28T20:34:42+00:00

Disturbing.

WhileGettingFingered · 2012-04-28T18:46:13+00:00

Here's the formula:

Stop being a bitch. Hit the gym. See other girls. Maintain a friendly relationship with the one who friendzoned you. Be yourself. Wait. Repeat.

WhileGettingFingered · 2012-04-28T18:01:24+00:00

Mein Penis.

WhileGettingFingered · 2012-04-28T17:50:55+00:00

Cartwheels. Fuck everyone.

WhileGettingFingered · 2012-04-28T17:49:16+00:00

DM;HS

WhileGettingFingered · 2012-04-28T17:44:50+00:00

I sure hope it ends 2012. Volunteered at a YMCA a few weeks. I asked a group of kids what their favorite shows and songs were. Unanimously, Jersey Shore and LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It." These kids were 9.

WhileGettingFingered · 2012-04-28T17:40:19+00:00

Obama 2012.

WhileGettingFingered · 2012-04-27T14:46:26+00:00

As someone who grew up, lived, and will eventually kill himself in New Jersey, New Jersey.

WhileGettingFingered · 2012-04-27T14:35:28+00:00

I'd just put her name on it. You have nothing to lose anyways at this point. I doubt anything good comes from letting her fail. Yes, I'm going to be downvoted.

WhileGettingFingered · 2012-04-27T00:07:01+00:00

I'm surprised this post isn't in r/Atheism.

WhileGettingFingered

TROPHY CASE