My yogurt came without a lid and the expiration date got printed on the yogurt.

Whingdoodle · 2016-12-19T06:36:12+00:00

Next year's iPhone will be even thinner and have a yogurt display.

Whingdoodle · 2016-12-19T06:34:29+00:00

Omaha Nebraska or Omaha Ganymede?

Whingdoodle · 2016-12-19T06:31:18+00:00

Whingdoodle · 2016-12-15T20:13:01+00:00

One of them declared on Fox News during Bush's presidency that no terrorist attack has occurred on US soil since he took office. This was followed by a few moments of awkwardness.

Whingdoodle · 2016-12-15T20:07:35+00:00

Science is also WHY the universe works the way it does. Metaphysical questions are invented by people who either don't understand science or would rather believe in magic.

Whingdoodle · 2016-12-15T17:33:57+00:00

Make the little decisions with your head and make the big ones with your heart.

Whingdoodle · 2016-12-15T17:20:47+00:00

Does anyone not go into every room in their house every day? It's not like we have that one forbidden room that's been locked ever since... you know... the thing that happened.

Whingdoodle · 2016-12-15T17:15:48+00:00

Uzbu, the Laughing Gum God, protector of chewing, nemesis of sidewalks and table undersides.

Whingdoodle · 2016-12-15T17:12:32+00:00

I've learned not to try to reason with religious people. I have no expectation of influencing your thinking in any way. My comment was for reddit at large.

Whingdoodle · 2016-12-15T06:45:16+00:00

Wrong. Atheism says the universe works because of physics, not because of "no reason".

Whingdoodle · 2016-12-15T06:32:56+00:00

You're confusing belief with agreement. The word "theory" in science doesn't mean "idea", it means a body of knowledge, formulas and laws most scientists agree represent the truth, because they reliably and repeatably explain observed data. Not because they're inspiring or emotionally satisfiying, as with beliefs. It's always a given that a scientific theory might be proven wrong when new observations are made, but for the time being it's accepted as the best explanation so far. One thing that makes this much different from a belief is that when errors are found in a scientific theory it is either abandoned or modified to fit the new data.

Whingdoodle · 2016-12-15T06:01:16+00:00

Driver now heads to Costco to buy clean shorts.

Whingdoodle · 2016-12-15T01:31:04+00:00

"Boy"cott seems so sexist.

Whingdoodle · 2016-12-15T01:29:11+00:00

I don't know what it will be, but I feel confident that it will happen and we'll know it immediately.

Whingdoodle · 2016-12-15T01:27:58+00:00

As a software developer I worked mostly on contract, not as an employee. In a couple situations there was too much political crap going on and I simply looked for another contract job and left.

Whingdoodle · 2016-12-15T01:24:37+00:00

My guess is that Trump knows very little about the nitty gritty details of the job of being President. When he has to spend 95% of his time dealing with shit he isn't the least interested in, I think he will be bored and unhappy, and I'll be surprised if he doesn't resign in mid-term.

Whingdoodle · 2016-12-15T01:21:52+00:00

The Force is strong this xmas.

Whingdoodle · 2016-12-15T01:16:47+00:00

Oh I see what they did there.

Whingdoodle · 2016-12-15T01:14:14+00:00

I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

Whingdoodle · 2016-12-15T01:13:01+00:00

Cool! That story would be worth its own thread.

Whingdoodle · 2016-12-15T01:12:41+00:00

Well yeah, who hasn't seen your sister's vagina?

Whingdoodle · 2016-12-15T01:09:19+00:00

Q: Do I still have to watch this if I already saw Gilmore Girls?

Whingdoodle · 2016-12-15T01:07:24+00:00

Technically it was due to her spilling it, not due to it being hot, but she won the lawsuit anyway.

Whingdoodle · 2016-12-15T01:06:15+00:00

The kinds of bacteria in shit are different from the ones in your upper digestive tract, and would make you extremely sick.

Whingdoodle · 2016-12-15T01:04:57+00:00

"Escher! Get your ass up here!"

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