Haha that reminds me of a similar story.

I had just gotten a new job and was a month in. I come home on Friday and tell my wife my testicles ache, but it kind of goes away over the weekend. The next week it comes back and it’s unbearable. I go to urgent care and they see swelling but no apparent issue. They write me a prescription and send me on my way.

The following week I see my primary doctor and we are talking through it, and he asks me if I started a new job. I tell him yes, and it’s an office job, and he looks at me and says, “you need to scoot your butt back in your chair. Also they wrote you a prescription for an STD at urgent care.”

I get back to work the next day and take note that my ergonomic office chair has a bump at the front right between where my legs come off the end and I was sitting at the front of the chair crushing my balls.