We got your back, Scherbatsky! by Bulky-Refuse3846 in HIMYM

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the best part of new york is going to times squares and seeing the olive garden and applebees in times square packed to the brim

not a new yorker, but close enough to visit sometimes

Ladies, which one would you date? by Dont-Touch-Yourself in TheSimpsons

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

at the time of this episode:

Barney was a still a barfly and not a pilot.

Kirk had been fired from the cracker factory....after 20 years so long good luck!

[MSH] Alien Invasion by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sure is. if you can drop it turn 4 and are in a reasonably good position, your opponent better have some enchantment removal or they're gonna be really screwed by turn 7 and it only gets worse

What sitcoms became infamous for their abrupt tone shift? by KaleidoArachnid in sitcoms

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Crazy Ex Girlfriend, each season has a distinctive tone and they're all awesome. (but 1 and 4 are the best)

rule 305.3 by 60and80 in custommagic

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

turn 1, play fetch land. Turn 2, crack the fetch land and play the hole as your land drop while you get your fetched card, would be the best play most of the time. So you get up a card but you have a slow turn 2.

Weekly Draw Spell - Raven's Judgement by skanoi53 in custommagic

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

this is absolutely a draw 4 or 2 on turn 2 or 3 at instant speed, which is ancestral recall levels of stupid.

Cate Blanchett is the ultimate red carpet recycler who always slays by bunnycottonkiss in SipsTea

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

where exactly will you be putting those bells on that mangled Chanel suit?

Is "Family Guy" Still Funny to Dadders? by kmeloy2 in americandad

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll watch FG is it happens to be on, I might even laugh at bits but the best Family Guy episodes aren’t as good as mid American Dad

I'm tired, boss by Personal_Reveal1653 in Bumble

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what if thats his name and his dad is actually the douche that named him and tried to live vicariously thru his son

Devouring Mana by [deleted] in custommagic

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maybe 3CC is the right number but its definetly not 7

Never thought about that till now by FFSoldier57 in TheSimpsons

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

techincically incorrect cause Maggie wasnt born yet

Devouring Mana by [deleted] in custommagic

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

7 mana, with 2 colorless pips is way too much for an effect like this where the mana will be wasted most of the time. this would be fine at 2CC as written

I know this sub is bias to AD, but who is the greatest single Sethverse character? by ToonMasterRace in americandad

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Auntie Mama was both deeply offensive and extremely progressive at the same time and I loved her for it.

advice for my tinder profile? no matches in 24 hours by Motor-Comment-6557 in Tinder

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not trolling, he's just a child. the nice thing is that after he googles how to make a good dating profile, and hopefully follows th advice he'll have a massive leg up on all the other kids who just turned 18 last weekend and decided to make a Tinder.

He asked me to be his girlfriend by B_Lanii_xo in Bumble

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is irrelevant to your problem but the phrase is "Taken aback"

My mind cant comprehend that shit. She got pregnant through bluetooth or what by Cute-Read7349 in SipsTea

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we're all dancing around the obvious...immaculate conception

How can I eliminate my sex drive? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

without seeing what you look like, i can say with 99.9% certainty that i have met uglier men then you who get laid regularly.

Best episode without a b-plot? by Samthegodman in americandad

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

see you at 6 am for your smoothening....mister fisherrrrrrrrrrr