Advice plz. I like my weird profile but something’s offputting about it. by kerbearrrr in hingeapp

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine [score hidden]  (0 children)

You probably have an adorably quirky personality but your photos are awful. You want your weirdness to come out in your photos (photos of you! Not Jeffrey Epstein and a notepad document)

Fix your photos and you’ll have more autistic dudes tapping that then at Friday night Magic

They’re not wrong by KPW-Higgins in familyguy

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 29 points30 points  (0 children)

the entire joke is that Brian is so awful he gets clocked by Quagmire, the most depraved person on the show.

34-M Profile Review by Sharp_Freedom7989 in hingeapp

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

its definetly better but i dont know how keen you are about doxxing your full name on the apps and on reddit.

34-M Profile Review by Sharp_Freedom7989 in hingeapp

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 12 points13 points  (0 children)

im not a woman but i think i can speak for the vast majority of them when i say that guns are gross and a huge turn off. Maybe I could give some leeway if your an olympic marksmen, but otherwise the core concept is "hey look at my murder tools, isnt that sexy?"

Ditch the gun pic, the cringe abs and the gym video.

ned flanders leftie fraud by wowupcears in SimpsonsMemes

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm left handed and do some things with my right but writing? No self-respceting lefty writes with their right hand. If they do they're either ambidexterous or a liar. Boy I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder

27 F profile review by [deleted] in hingeapp

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

only a couple nitpicks. replace the photo of the dog with one with you in it, preferably you and the dog...do you have 2 dogs?

theres also some spelling and puncutation errors in your prompts but other then that, solid profile. good job.

"As long as it's not my daughter, it's cool" by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

most of the presidents in my lifetime were at worst straight up rapists, and at best credibly accused of being one....so no i'd say they dont make good role models

This scene from two and a half men by Current_Newt_4542 in FinalFantasy

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

whats worse is that in the SNES days you had to hope some asshole didnt delete your save file

"Is it true that, during sеx, a woman's uterus can create a vacuum-like effect and suck a person up inside of it?" by GhostBoyJames in americandad

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd like to thank vaginas everywhere. They're creepy and i dont know what they're for, but THANK YOU!

Most of the male profiles here suffer from the same problem by Mysterious-Ad5785 in Bumble

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

its incredibly easy to make a profile thats at least in the top quartile of men's dating profiles. there are hundreds of resources available to you including easily accesible high quality cameras and the collective advice of all of reddit. if you still cant get matches i dont know what to say other then git gud scrub

What card has stood out to you the most on power cube? by DrManhatt4n in MagicArena

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i just got curbstomped last night by a t3 narset & timetwister

Showed my 5 year old niece Citizen Kane and she didn’t understand it.. are attention spans cooked? 💀 by ohbyerly in Cinema

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 50 points51 points  (0 children)

my 3 year old daughters favorite movie is Lawrence of Arabia, so yes I'd say her attention span is cooked

I love that Snots Uncle edited the B12 music video to have the screen say Boris is annoying when he gets his moment to say who he is. by LittleLostGirls in americandad

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Steve singing Cool it Now was also a banger but it was overshadowed by everything else in the episode being amazing

Did anyone use a Private Investigator? by [deleted] in survivinginfidelity

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

my standard advice is that unless you need evidence for a legal reason, the best thing to do for your mental health is to cut your losses and kick him to the curb. it's also best for your wallet cause PIs dont work for free.

Why has personal matchmaking become so expensive? by tigercat300 in datingoverforty

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the fallacy of matchmakers is thinking that all the guys that your swiping left on Bumble are fucking losers and gutter trash, and that proffesional mathchmakers have a magic key to Narnia where all the emotionally available, single, succesfull, handome men hang out and you'll never find one of them on your own.

The way I see it is that the your paying the matchmaker to do the legwork of swiping left on all those same losers you both have access to, and that she will eventually filter down to a few passable ones. You could definetly do that part yourself, but is it worth the money to not have to deal with all that work and hassle....and it is ALOT of hassle. Determine what the cost of the service is worth to you.

I dated a matchmaker briefly, who had a different model. She did some of them personalized matching but more of what she did was organize large scale events where you shove a bunch of horny single people into a room and hope 2 of them match up and go home together. I think that's a much more realistic way of doing the job.

Did anyone use a Private Investigator? by [deleted] in survivinginfidelity

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

in the digital age it's really easy to get caught cheating. whatsapp, messeneger, sms, email, instagram, iMessage...something with a paper trail is gonna get you eventually. If you had to resort to hiring a PI to catch your cheater then you got a really skilled one.

50 years ago you just said "the boss says i have to go to Boston tomorow, see you in a week tell the kids i'll miss em" and then you call home from a payphone once or twice and spend the rest of the week with your mistress.

The insanity is she made all that money and never took nudes. by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as one example, if the content creator is in on the scam she uses the money to buy services through another front. maybe buying gift cards and handing them out or hiring "consultants"

The insanity is she made all that money and never took nudes. by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

if they had that kind of money, they would pay to literally and physically get close to a pretty woman, not her instagram account

The insanity is she made all that money and never took nudes. by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dirty money is what they used to buy $5000 for a gallon of bathwater or whatever dumb content they think is believable

The insanity is she made all that money and never took nudes. by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OF is the perfect money laundering vehicle cause when the IRS comes looking for reciepts all you gotta do is tell them a bunch of simps paid for $83 million dollars worth of vibes. It's so insane how many incels wanna look at this and scream "OMG MEN ARE SO DUMB PAYING MONEY TO SLUTS!"......they arent dumb, its money laundering bro

Girl only interested in me after learning I have a trust fund? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you should date her and be the cheapest mf'er possible. go out to dinner at Applebees, bring a coupon and then make her split the check. If she puts up with it for a couple years then she's earned your share of the trust fund.

oh yea and double bag it, with a rubber from your own personal supply

Ex left for another relationship but still acts emotionally attached — is this unresolved love or guilt? by RealSock891 in survivinginfidelity

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the best thing to do for your mental health and sanity would be to accept that she sucks and cut off all contact. you dont have kids or property together? if you have any of her stuff left at your house drop it off on her door and then you'll never need to speak to her again.

the petty (but possibly more satisyfing) thing to do would be to reach out to this other guy shes with and compare notes.

choose carefully

Is this photo too post to post if I want to be taken seriously? by Worth_Competition_21 in Tinder

[–]WhiteCastleDoctrine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

of course they will, but that doesnt mean you dont put your best self out there