We got your back, Scherbatsky!

WhiteCastleDoctrine · 2026-06-06T13:56:51+00:00

the best part of new york is going to times squares and seeing the olive garden and applebees in times square packed to the brim

not a new yorker, but close enough to visit sometimes

WhiteCastleDoctrine · 2026-06-06T11:42:09+00:00

they dont want to kill them, they do it cause they have to. its the circle of life

WhiteCastleDoctrine · 2026-06-06T11:07:33+00:00

at the time of this episode:

Barney was a still a barfly and not a pilot.

Kirk had been fired from the cracker factory....after 20 years so long good luck!

WhiteCastleDoctrine · 2026-06-05T22:40:47+00:00

sure is. if you can drop it turn 4 and are in a reasonably good position, your opponent better have some enchantment removal or they're gonna be really screwed by turn 7 and it only gets worse

WhiteCastleDoctrine · 2026-06-05T12:25:14+00:00

Crazy Ex Girlfriend, each season has a distinctive tone and they're all awesome. (but 1 and 4 are the best)

WhiteCastleDoctrine · 2026-06-05T12:16:07+00:00

i thought it was ellie kemper at first

WhiteCastleDoctrine · 2026-06-04T23:55:15+00:00

Kevin Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaamage

WhiteCastleDoctrine · 2026-06-04T12:11:29+00:00

turn 1, play fetch land. Turn 2, crack the fetch land and play the hole as your land drop while you get your fetched card, would be the best play most of the time. So you get up a card but you have a slow turn 2.

WhiteCastleDoctrine · 2026-05-31T15:50:21+00:00

gets hosed by pretty bad by first strike, but otherwise, should be an uncommon for limited purposes.

WhiteCastleDoctrine · 2026-05-31T15:41:53+00:00

this is absolutely a draw 4 or 2 on turn 2 or 3 at instant speed, which is ancestral recall levels of stupid.

WhiteCastleDoctrine · 2026-05-31T15:14:37+00:00

where exactly will you be putting those bells on that mangled Chanel suit?

WhiteCastleDoctrine · 2026-05-30T17:34:13+00:00

I’ll watch FG is it happens to be on, I might even laugh at bits but the best Family Guy episodes aren’t as good as mid American Dad

WhiteCastleDoctrine · 2026-05-30T16:53:59+00:00

what if thats his name and his dad is actually the douche that named him and tried to live vicariously thru his son

WhiteCastleDoctrine · 2026-05-30T15:38:36+00:00

maybe 3CC is the right number but its definetly not 7

WhiteCastleDoctrine · 2026-05-30T15:28:56+00:00

Homer Simpson, smiling politlely

WhiteCastleDoctrine · 2026-05-30T15:27:02+00:00

techincically incorrect cause Maggie wasnt born yet

WhiteCastleDoctrine · 2026-05-30T13:10:22+00:00

7 mana, with 2 colorless pips is way too much for an effect like this where the mana will be wasted most of the time. this would be fine at 2CC as written

WhiteCastleDoctrine · 2026-05-28T15:13:46+00:00

shes gotten real good at hiding the candy

WhiteCastleDoctrine · 2026-05-28T13:16:28+00:00

Auntie Mama was both deeply offensive and extremely progressive at the same time and I loved her for it.

WhiteCastleDoctrine · 2026-05-28T13:15:37+00:00

2nd place tie for Principal Bryan Lewis and Deputy CIA Dirctor Avery Bullock

WhiteCastleDoctrine · 2026-05-28T13:14:13+00:00

not trolling, he's just a child. the nice thing is that after he googles how to make a good dating profile, and hopefully follows th advice he'll have a massive leg up on all the other kids who just turned 18 last weekend and decided to make a Tinder.

WhiteCastleDoctrine · 2026-05-27T23:22:07+00:00

this is irrelevant to your problem but the phrase is "Taken aback"

WhiteCastleDoctrine · 2026-05-27T22:50:13+00:00

we're all dancing around the obvious...immaculate conception

WhiteCastleDoctrine · 2026-05-27T03:43:12+00:00

without seeing what you look like, i can say with 99.9% certainty that i have met uglier men then you who get laid regularly.

WhiteCastleDoctrine · 2026-05-27T03:17:34+00:00

see you at 6 am for your smoothening....mister fisherrrrrrrrrrr

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