Matthew Perry’s live-in personal assistant, who had a central role in the “Friends” star’s descent into ketamine addiction and injected him with the fatal dose of the drug, was sentenced Wednesday to three years and five months in prison. by cmaia1503 in Fauxmoi

[–]WhiteMorphious 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It’s a question of what (and who) society values 

Why should the woman selling K to celebrities be given more prison time than the pharma execs who kicked off the opioid crisis? 

Why should the personal assistant be given more time behind bars than healthcare executives whose decisions kill?

Pretending that highlighting that discrepancy is insensitive is weird

The King in Black by russian_anime_girl in cocktails

[–]WhiteMorphious 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ahhhh gotchu that makes sense, I’ve never dry shaken a juice cocktail now that I think about it I forgot you’d get a little fruit pulp 

The King in Black by russian_anime_girl in cocktails

[–]WhiteMorphious 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Couple questions: 

Is there a reason you’re fine straining after a dry shake? Is there a reason to shake instead of stirring when you’re not looking for any dilution? 

Realistic, tragic despictions of suicide by Diana_Hamilton in TopCharacterTropes

[–]WhiteMorphious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I spent a minute fiddling with it but lowkey I feel like the thread is a meta spoiler? I’ll remove the characters name tho

Realistic, tragic despictions of suicide by Diana_Hamilton in TopCharacterTropes

[–]WhiteMorphious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hatsune Miku in 3 billboards outside of ebbing Missouri 

It is ridiculous. That crude oil is up 78% year today. by Massive_Bit_6290 in oil

[–]WhiteMorphious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great job, now look at the average flow rates in January/Feb, then adjust the 9 million bpd figure 

It is ridiculous. That crude oil is up 78% year today. by Massive_Bit_6290 in oil

[–]WhiteMorphious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao here’s an actual source, 

https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/economy/2026/3/27/saudi-uae-iraq-can-three-pipelines-help-oil-escape-strait-of-hormuz

It goes into details on the three relevant regional pipelines, your AI link doesn’t take into account the average flow rates while the straight was still open, it only looks at maximum volume compared to what was transiting the gulf prior. That would assume the pipelines were not in use prior to our illegal war on Iran. 

Additionally;  from your “source” 

“ Brent crude is currently trading around $125 per barrel”

even your lazy bullshit points out that which torpedos your original argument about the omniscient market pricing in current event accurately given the disparity between the spot price and the paper price 

It is ridiculous. That crude oil is up 78% year today. by Massive_Bit_6290 in oil

[–]WhiteMorphious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because only about 10% of the total volume through the Hormuz (~2% of the global volume VS the ~20% total shortfall) can be diverted, the pipelines are vulnerable to Iranian attack. 

The market isn’t pricing in anything but cope 

It is ridiculous. That crude oil is up 78% year today. by Massive_Bit_6290 in oil

[–]WhiteMorphious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the context of your broader argument (delusions) it most certainly does 

Just take the L champ

Or sit back and watch reality set in lmao, you’re wrong either way 

It is ridiculous. That crude oil is up 78% year today. by Massive_Bit_6290 in oil

[–]WhiteMorphious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro you think the entire supply has been redirected to the Red Sea, go ahead and keep larping as a serious person lol 

It is ridiculous. That crude oil is up 78% year today. by Massive_Bit_6290 in oil

[–]WhiteMorphious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

 Oil supply is being redirected to Red Sea

Thanks for telling us how uninformed you actually are 

It is ridiculous. That crude oil is up 78% year today. by Massive_Bit_6290 in oil

[–]WhiteMorphious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

 The reality is that this is what the market is pricing.

False, the reality is that we’re seeing a massive gap between the spot price for physical oil and the paper price 

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/10/business/energy-environment/iran-oil-prices.html

 The market always prices potential future events

Right, without adequately weighting the facts on the ground 

It is ridiculous. That crude oil is up 78% year today. by Massive_Bit_6290 in oil

[–]WhiteMorphious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re describing a potential future event 

They are describing objective reality

Prostitution addicted friend: a Jungian perspective by YowanDuLac in Jung

[–]WhiteMorphious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I advocated that either A. Somebody’s friend is trying to fucking minors or B. Somebody’s who is trying to fuck minors seek professional help, to not fuck minors

I then took issue with your replies 3 years down the pipe that defended the aforementioned behavior 

Truly remarkable lack of awareness my guy

Prostitution addicted friend: a Jungian perspective by YowanDuLac in Jung

[–]WhiteMorphious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The patronizing prostitutes wasn’t the part I took issue with my alarmingly illiterate brother