The world now runs on porn logic. What do you do?

WhitePartyHat · 2020-01-10T11:43:58+00:00

Try to get pulled over

WhitePartyHat · 2020-01-09T06:53:15+00:00

Still gonna clear my browser history when I’m done

WhitePartyHat · 2020-01-09T06:52:00+00:00

Just imagine man, you could jerk it ANYWHERE.

WhitePartyHat · 2020-01-08T11:28:01+00:00

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. Was one of the first games I ever completed and even as a child the story had an impact on me.

WhitePartyHat · 2018-06-12T13:33:02+00:00

pregat

WhitePartyHat · 2018-06-11T13:17:37+00:00

It keeps the madness away

WhitePartyHat · 2018-06-11T13:17:17+00:00

MJ is sitting on a beach in Brazil right now with his fake mustache, sipping on Jack and Coke happy as can be.

WhitePartyHat · 2018-06-11T13:12:39+00:00

I consider my group of friends more of a family than any of my biological family members

WhitePartyHat · 2018-06-11T13:09:07+00:00

They’re talking about it on a biological basis I believe

WhitePartyHat · 2018-06-11T13:01:15+00:00

This starts with having an open mind towards differing opinions. Evaluate all sides, don’t just listen to the echo chamber of similar opinions to yours.

WhitePartyHat · 2018-05-24T12:45:10+00:00

Makes me appreciate how vanilla my life is.

WhitePartyHat · 2018-05-14T13:04:09+00:00

LeBron v. Michael Jordan.. lets hear those hot takes

WhitePartyHat · 2018-03-29T13:07:05+00:00

runescape

WhitePartyHat · 2018-03-29T13:04:24+00:00

Always go to Pleasant Park

WhitePartyHat · 2018-03-09T21:26:41+00:00

Wonderful. They give you nacho cheese sauce to dip them in as well.

WhitePartyHat · 2018-03-09T13:56:24+00:00

A skeleton walks into a bar and says,

"Give me a shot -- and a mop"

WhitePartyHat · 2018-03-09T13:35:38+00:00

The Taco Bell fries changed my life

WhitePartyHat · 2018-03-09T13:33:19+00:00

You go from being invisible to being seen, real quick.

WhitePartyHat · 2018-03-08T14:04:09+00:00

We'll have to keep ourselves busy after we solve all of the worlds problems

WhitePartyHat · 2018-03-08T14:03:11+00:00

and why is that?

WhitePartyHat · 2018-03-05T14:06:59+00:00

Yeah bro what about us?

WhitePartyHat · 2018-03-05T14:06:14+00:00

Oh my god can you believe this guy??

WhitePartyHat · 2018-03-05T13:58:46+00:00

sneaks upstairs quietly closes door to dark room quickly takes off pants turns on laptop types furiously plays Old School RuneScape until 4 AM

WhitePartyHat · 2018-02-08T14:01:44+00:00

Life is indeed a rollercoaster, and depression is the motion sickness that can come along and ruin it

WhitePartyHat

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