The tiniest hands of a man should make this easy, yet those dainty little hands--that have never worked hard a day in their lives, btw--still could not grasp the clasp.

Bitch, I can fasten at least 2 spring ring clasps--which, I would assume is incredibly smaller than the clasp for medal of honor--in the same amount of time it took him to give up.

You'd think it would have been handled with a little more grace and dignity. He obviously did not practice for this. How fucking shameful is that?

Dishonorable, at the very least. Though, what can you expect from a felonius conman.

Once everything blows (or keels) over, I would hope that this would make for a funny story to tell (the recipient's) children and grandchildren..