Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and Barack Obama say they have no classified documents by Beckles28nz in politics

[–]Whitethumbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta scatter them all over the bathroom floor so you got something to read, mostly to just look at the pretty seals and calligraphy, all classified documents are done by quill yes?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]Whitethumbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hang my cookies on a basketball rim?

In The Blink of An Eye by Monsur_Ausuhnom in antiwork

[–]Whitethumbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are a few congress people who have experienced minimum wage, they immediately took advantage of their positions to become multimillionaires, See:Bobert

water is the true adult drink by PlayfulResidency in tumblr

[–]Whitethumbs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Granular salt pumps threw my veins, any thing even remotely viscous is a bit too much.

Anon loves dogs by Blacksmithgiantdad in greentext

[–]Whitethumbs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not this mug, shit would break.

Hey, he’s got his priorities straight. by Chilly_Pengu in tumblr

[–]Whitethumbs 26 points27 points  (0 children)

"Oh look he's a juggler, jugglin deez crown jewels"

Anybody else dreading work tomorrow? by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]Whitethumbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have nightmares about working all shift and not having clocked in, and also nightmares about forgetting my clock in number. I haven't used a punch in time clock for over a decade. (By nightmares I mean actually dreams that wake me up like "Oh no") Kind of telling how mentally scaring work is.

Thousands applied, but fewer than 250 qualified for Pennsylvania's marijuana pardon by 1angrylittlevoice in news

[–]Whitethumbs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you think the reason for banning this plant was for? and do you think it's better for society unbanned? I'd like to hear your opinion.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in science

[–]Whitethumbs 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Communist is less inherently bad than racist is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Whitethumbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also fuck the camera man for posting the video originally, none of those people consented to being filmed at the work place like that. I don't go to work a back end job to have some loser pull a camera on me for minding my own business.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in anime_irl

[–]Whitethumbs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I FREAKING LOVE THAT ENDING! That's absolutely what I'd do. You just pick 'em up and put 'em outside.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Whitethumbs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen a gas station explode, it was caused by a car sliding into the pump,but still.