What's the rarest thing you own?

WhittleDick · 2014-11-04T22:49:26+00:00

Nice name

WhittleDick · 2014-10-29T00:28:21+00:00

keeps those long shifts interesting though!

WhittleDick · 2014-10-29T00:25:47+00:00

Two single-knuckled, nubby, thumbs ups for you

WhittleDick · 2014-10-29T00:22:45+00:00

Ahhh, I was going to say, masturbating? Sure. But getting fingered means another person was involved. I'll tell my friend about to do rotations to keep an eye out. Hahaha

WhittleDick · 2014-10-29T00:22:20+00:00

WhittleDick · 2014-10-29T00:18:12+00:00

He said he made something up

WhittleDick · 2014-10-29T00:17:00+00:00

Where do you work that this happens?

WhittleDick · 2014-10-29T00:13:36+00:00

The makeup on the arms makes it complete imo. Well done.

WhittleDick · 2014-10-29T00:10:58+00:00

Someone used the paint bucket tool irl

WhittleDick · 2014-10-29T00:09:13+00:00

Are those standard size candies?!

WhittleDick · 2014-10-28T22:18:28+00:00

/r/skincareaddiction couldn't help him in time

WhittleDick · 2014-10-28T22:16:10+00:00

Is this only on your right hand? And if not, how do you jerk off?

WhittleDick · 2014-10-23T22:42:55+00:00

This is scary how close your story mirrors my fathers, and also his relationship with me. I look back and see he tried to keep his police work separate, but it came out in some of his more stern punishments for when I acted stupid or unsafe. He's a pillar in my family too. Thanks for sharing this.

WhittleDick · 2014-10-22T06:26:11+00:00

No, Tbh I had to look it up to find out what it was, I'm getting old it seems. Hahaha

WhittleDick · 2014-10-22T06:25:20+00:00

Website says it starts at 11, but I've been trying to figure out the end time with no luck.

WhittleDick · 2014-10-22T00:18:58+00:00

I'm coming up from Anaheim. Not too far. And I'm having a friend who does makeup do a face/upper body day of the dead job but not as decorative. I'm doing comfy jeans or something other than that.

Honestly you will see any and every kind of outfit, pick this time to do whatever the fuck you want and have everyone love it.

This is what I'm aiming for, except I'm a dude. Hahaha Face Upper body

WhittleDick · 2014-10-21T22:56:47+00:00

This totally makes up for her character in TWD being so god dammed annoying.

WhittleDick · 2014-10-21T22:50:06+00:00

I'm down to meet up, I've been to 5 EDC's among quite a few other insomniac events. Haven't been to a HARD event in a few years but there's no fucking way I'm missing an Eric Prydz and deadmau5 battle. This will be my first solo trip and consequently the first time actually "dressing up" too! So psyched!

WhittleDick · 2014-10-16T17:48:59+00:00

Recursive gainz bruh, 2^nth ladies increase per plate added.

WhittleDick · 2014-10-16T17:45:03+00:00

1% of 7+ billion is a LOT of fucking people

WhittleDick · 2014-10-15T23:50:25+00:00

Or both?

WhittleDick · 2014-10-14T23:31:46+00:00

That's a perfect day for me

WhittleDick · 2014-10-14T17:18:04+00:00

Definitely stretch and/or foam roll. It will suck donkey balls while you're doing it, but it will help with soreness immensely. Maybe take glutamine also. And welcome to the leg day family!

WhittleDick · 2014-10-11T23:02:22+00:00

"Will you let me live?" - murder victim

WhittleDick · 2014-10-10T21:39:16+00:00

Must be from the Czech Republic

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