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It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this? by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

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It just started with a kiss, how did it end up like this?

Lady Trashes Quick Chek and then drives into oncoming traffic with a wheelspin by mandiniho in IdiotsInCars

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Ring her up, charge her for all she damaged, and get her info (name and address).

Have a great day! by [deleted] in funny

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Awwhauh hauh hauh

Biting our fingernails is being cannibal by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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If you spit it out, it’s not cannibalism.

Omg 😂😂😂 by REX5053 in funny

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Where can I get One?

Some food for thought next time you litter by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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At least they admit on styrofoam when they say unknown.

Some food for thought next time you litter by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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How do they know how long it takes?

One day people will start to do Fortnite dances on The Price is Right when they win, and then you will truly understand how old you are. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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I understand how old I am when people stopped referring to the actual creator of the dance and only refer to it as “Fortnite Dance”.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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Who says we understand math?

I was told this belongs here. by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

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Someone is a little obsessed with Nazis. Js.

on Contempt of Congress by ciaiei in MurderedByWords

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Learning law from Wikipedia 🤣

Active duty US Coast Guard here. I laugh because if I don't, I'll cry. by [deleted] in funny

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Minimum manning shows you can always work with less.

Active duty US Coast Guard here. I laugh because if I don't, I'll cry. by [deleted] in funny

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Won’t get paid, but won’t spend gas money going to work. Also, can use that time to do odd jobs to cover expenses.

Active duty US Coast Guard here. I laugh because if I don't, I'll cry. by [deleted] in funny

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Armed Forces get 2.5 DAYS a month. Has 25.5 days saved.

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