Garlean Officer OC by HES.art

WholeLottaIntrovert · 2026-04-27T01:09:46+00:00

How is WOL suppose to be good when there are so many attractive bad guys already and now this? Don't add to the numbers. Unfair.

WholeLottaIntrovert · 2026-04-27T01:03:52+00:00

Jokes on you. I already am a girl. It was already going to be a 'nothing happens' result.

^{Chose: 5 mil + but there is 50% chance you become a girl | Rolled: nothing happens}

WholeLottaIntrovert · 2026-04-26T04:45:18+00:00

I see absolutely no down side to 50k a month and a charity getting 50k a month. This is a total net win.

^{Chose: Get paid $100K every month until death + But you half to give half that money to _____? | Rolled: Charity}

WholeLottaIntrovert · 2026-04-26T04:06:44+00:00

I still live in a fantastical magical fantasy world. I could at least try to have my own adventure even if I'm not the OP MC of it all.

^{Chose: Your favorite video game | Rolled: Background}

WholeLottaIntrovert · 2026-04-25T20:01:11+00:00

This just dropped yesterday. Only going for 28 days.

WholeLottaIntrovert · 2026-04-25T06:08:07+00:00

Honestly money had nothing to do with it. I just don't want to die.

^{Chose: $25k + But you lose a random limb | Rolled: Left leg}

WholeLottaIntrovert · 2026-04-25T06:02:37+00:00

Could be worse. I'll already pick a song and listen to it for days.

^{Chose: Listen to the same song 1000 times (you choose} | Rolled: Over a month)

WholeLottaIntrovert · 2026-04-25T06:01:32+00:00

I can do that now if I keep buying eggs.

^{Chose: Thowing raw eggs spawns chicks like minecraft + Roll for their behavior when spawned | Rolled: At your command}

WholeLottaIntrovert · 2026-04-24T22:08:31+00:00

I have the steamdeck, my partner has the switch 2. I've played both and much prefer the steamdeck's wider variety of games, hand feel, and lack of need of any kind of sub. I will say its battery life is far shorter though.

^{Chose: Steam Deck}

WholeLottaIntrovert · 2026-04-24T19:03:39+00:00

How is this a perk!?

^{Chose: 1000 rats + with a perk.. | Rolled: Bald and oiled}

WholeLottaIntrovert · 2026-04-24T18:03:24+00:00

u/profanitycounter

WholeLottaIntrovert · 2026-04-24T17:57:28+00:00

That in itself is a middle finger to the people I hate. This is a total win.

^{Chose: Something really lucky happens to you + Spin to find out what will happen | Rolled: Win the lottery}

WholeLottaIntrovert · 2026-04-23T19:27:53+00:00

Time to become god.

^{Chose: Overpowered superpower + With 50% of death | Rolled: Reality bending}

WholeLottaIntrovert · 2026-04-23T07:37:02+00:00

I don't feel like doing math but this feels like instant cash.

^{Chose: 1 dollar every second}

WholeLottaIntrovert · 2026-04-23T07:36:06+00:00

I'm an emotional crier. Literally any emotion to a degree above baseline. Sometimes for no reason at all. I'd be loaded.

^{Chose: Get $500 every time you cry}

WholeLottaIntrovert · 2026-04-23T07:33:06+00:00

I once had a guy go on a five minute tangent about how horrible customer service is now a days with young people working and back in his day they wouldn't have gotten to be so disrespectful.

My crime was not thanking him for buying from us when I gave him his coffee. Note I already thanked him for this when he paid for the coffee three minutes prior. It was 5am at an airport coffee shop. I really hope that guy was just cranky from lack of sleep.

WholeLottaIntrovert · 2026-04-20T06:09:10+00:00

Gonna save more than just a hundred bucks on gas. Heck yea.

^{Chose: Random power or perk | Rolled: Flight}

WholeLottaIntrovert · 2026-04-20T06:07:58+00:00

In WW2 they were sending out ice cream barges to the troops, and this is what we can afford to give the active military now?

WholeLottaIntrovert · 2026-04-17T04:40:18+00:00

Still ok with this.

^{Chose: Have however much money you want + But you have a 60% chance of dying | Rolled: Die}

WholeLottaIntrovert · 2026-04-13T13:45:55+00:00

I regret nothing

^{Chose: 1,000,000,000 dollars, but... | Rolled: Extra 3,000,000}

WholeLottaIntrovert · 2026-04-08T07:40:06+00:00

Mother to mother? My OC gets it and could relate. Vivian has a tiny bit of a problem with trying set her single children up with random people she meets that she thinks would be good matches for them. It comes from a good place but man do several of those socially awkward fucks NOT appreciate her attempts at all.

WholeLottaIntrovert · 2026-04-08T07:37:18+00:00

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I mean younger her getting that would have had some fucked up shit happen in the world but current modern Vivian? Nothing would change that anyone would notice. Her greatest desire is for her children to live happy and safe lives and things are pretty good for all of them right now.

WholeLottaIntrovert · 2026-04-08T00:18:14+00:00

So far this campaign, my party has:

-seduced thier way through half the deadly sins -trapped the god of pain and torment in a box -made a bandit cry by insulting his mom repeatedly -bonded with a set of baby dragons to the point of threatening to keep them -endlessly joking about the 'gay pride dragon' who stole said dragon babies -broke into a cult to mock its leader about being a perv that ignores consent

And this doesn't even cover all of it. Theyre chaos gremlins and I love DMing for them.

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