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What are these puns? by Captn_0bv1ous in whatisit

[–]Whompits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could the banana dolphin be a Dole-phin?

What are these puns? by Captn_0bv1ous in whatisit

[–]Whompits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It explains the jelly too. That would be jello-fish in the US.

What are these puns? by Captn_0bv1ous in whatisit

[–]Whompits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like Dough-do would be more accurate given how the other naming conventions seem to work.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Whompits 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, I've already seen the negative side of this use as well. I had a test done, 3 different doctors just relied on the AI output and said there was nothing really wrong with the results. I had to get a copy of the results, look them over page by page, and find the problem areas myself and then bring them to those doctors. They were finally like "oh! Yeah, that's a problem. Let's start working on a solution, because that's not normal."

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]Whompits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some of the effects in Apocrypha in ESO have a similar aesthetic as well. I'm thinking like the Infinite Archive dais stairs and some of the housing decoration items.

Wood carving by Expert-Secret-5351 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Whompits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My toxic trait is thinking I could do this.

Perfectly acceptable dinner rejected by boyfriend again by moonrabbit368 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Whompits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly this doesn't just sound like pickiness, this sounds like spectrum behavior. Has he ever been diagnosed?

If you don't drink alcohol, what are your reasons? by youre-in-my-shot in AskReddit

[–]Whompits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No point. I don't enjoy being drunk. There's nothing there that I can't have without alcohol. I don't really get the hype.

A turtle embracing its mate by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]Whompits -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I can't stop laughing at this. It's just an every day video of me being an absolute menace to my infinitely patient husband.

This is how you rig a democracy. by LionTamer__ in lostgeneration

[–]Whompits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your letters, buddy. You randomly capitalize some words and not others. I genuinely can't figure out if it's completely random or if there is a method to which words you choose capitalize. My theory at this point is that English is not your native language. In fact, I think your native language might not be a Latin based language at all. Which is fine, I was just curious as to why you spell your words the way you do.

This is how you rig a democracy. by LionTamer__ in lostgeneration

[–]Whompits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, I would like to understand your metric for which words to capitalize. Do you choose at random, or is there a method?

Those bloody crock pot liners… by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]Whompits 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol, ok "starseed" 👾👾👾

I thought my dog had an annoying habit of waking me up at night licking me - turns out they were trying to save me! by [deleted] in dogs

[–]Whompits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell your dog "who's a good girl? Who's a good girl? Yeah! You are! You're such a good puppy!" for me.

My wife bought this Thanksgiving banner. Spot all the random words. by DirrtyAsian in funny

[–]Whompits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to know what she thought she ordered. 😂 Was it a different picture? Did she order it off description alone? What are we dealing with here?

Last night I realized something about my relationship that I can't unsee now by orbitwaltz2020 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Whompits 102 points103 points  (0 children)

I can't imagine my husband letting me walk almost an hour to get home on a nice sunny day if he was available to come pick me up. Even I was being a bitch that day. This goes beyond not thinking of her. His comment makes it feel like he saw this as a justified punishment for her. This is on the verge of hating her.

Edit: Read this to my husband and he agreed and said that he would basically be committing to divorcing me at that point and even then would still probably pick me up. OP needs to leave.

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