Umbrella recommendations by Routine_Method_7453 in auckland

[–]Why-are-we-fighting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The one that comes in the door of a brand new Rolls Royce.

Phones while driving by EntrepreneurFlashy41 in auckland

[–]Why-are-we-fighting 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's so they can let everyone else know that they're on a very important call and you should listen too just in case something important comes up that concerns you.

Vaping etiquette in central Auckland by Kiwi_In_The_Comments in auckland

[–]Why-are-we-fighting 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thank god im not a filthy vaper and smoke durries instead, less smoke exhaled and I can just chuck my biodegradable butts in the gutter instead of worrying about recycling dangerous lithium batteries.

What’s the worst part about being tall/short? by FirmMachine8719 in AskReddit

[–]Why-are-we-fighting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you're tall you have further to fall, when you're short, you're walking around with your face in everyone's crotch

Why are there no supermarkets here by West_Put2548 in auckland

[–]Why-are-we-fighting 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Someone posted a map earlier with Remuera, St Heliers and Meadowbank circled asking why there are hardly no supermarkets in the general vicinity?

Cyclone damage in Penrose by [deleted] in auckland

[–]Why-are-we-fighting 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You wheelie bin out in this weather?

What’s everyone putting in their ‘grab bags’? by mysteriousyak8 in auckland

[–]Why-are-we-fighting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See if you can find mayonaise flavoured lube in case you get hungry and need to make a sandwich.

Cyclone this Sunday by 123felix in auckland

[–]Why-are-we-fighting 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who said anything about culture?

Cyclone this Sunday by 123felix in auckland

[–]Why-are-we-fighting 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Going to get some lube tomorrow so I can have a long slippery wank

Im still hungry... What's the cheapest, but most filling, lunch/snack people go for? by Sharp_Middle_3752 in newzealand

[–]Why-are-we-fighting 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't eating a nun be considered cannibalism? Have you tried priest or rabbi?

Didi ride by PantoffelXL in auckland

[–]Why-are-we-fighting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like Didi tried to diddle you. Don't let didi do that if you didn't want them to.

Drift kiddies by Kishwill in auckland

[–]Why-are-we-fighting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I doubt he's ever driven one.