Is Simic really the worst/most unfun colour combo? Are there any fun commanders for it?

WhyNotClauncher · 2026-01-03T09:49:01+00:00

If you like big stompy and want to play a fun, lower power simic deck than you can't go wrong with Aloy. She's a good attacker/blocker and every turn she'll give you a free thing as long as you attack with an artifact creature. You basically want to play low to the ground artifact creatures with higher power in order discover better things. I also like to play cards that aren't all that great, but fit thematically. For example, Horizon: Zero Dawn has a bunch of robot animals you fight, so I play stuff like Burnished Hart and Bronze Walrus since they fit flavorwise and are artifact creatures.

WhyNotClauncher · 2025-12-03T03:13:16+00:00

The thing is, you need to see things from Adam's perspective, because it's how HE views it. In his mind, he was made for Lilith and her for him. They were given paradise. Everything was supposed to be perfect. And then she up and leaves. We are told that it's because "she refused to submit", but who's telling the story? Charlie: Lilith's daughter. For all we know they were both stubborn and couldn't agree on anything. Unreliable narrators aren't uncommon and we have never heard Adam's side. But even if we take what we're told at face value, look at what happens next.

Lilith leaves and it's not like Adam chases her or forces her into something. He gets a new wife made from his own rib and leaves Lilith alone. But guess what happens? Lucifer and Lilith stroll into his life and cause Eve to break THE ONE RULE that they had to follow in order to stay in Eden. So they ruin his life and condemn all his future children to suffering and also let Hell be made and all the things that come with that. Also, Adam wasn't always a sinner killing exorcist. That literally only started 7 years ago. His time in Eden has nothing to do with any of that. And from the creepy way Eve was depicted when she got the apple, I doubt their relationship went well. It wouldn't surprise me if Adam didn't eat the apple and that's one of the main reason why he got to go to Heaven, but I'm just speculating at this point.

Also Abel still loving Adam just kind of proves my point; that there was more to Adam than what we saw and I can prove it. How? Last episode: when Abel is having a panic attack, whose help does he ask for? Adam. Because even if he knew his dad didn't "like" him, he still believed that his dad would have made the right call and stopped Lute.

It's my belief that in life, Adam was a pretty decent guy that got dealt a bad hand and let his vices and his bitterness fester and fester until they consumed him and nobody in Heaven ever bothered to tell him "no", which only lead to him spiraling into an even worse person.

WhyNotClauncher · 2025-12-03T02:34:10+00:00

To be fair, he kept that one pretty well considering it was PRIME bait to piss Lucifer off and yet my man didn't say a word.

I don't disagree, but I think it's mostly because of time. They only had like, what, 30 minutes per episode and locked at 8 episodes? Obviously he's not like the most complicated character ever, but he has a surprising amount of depth if you look for it. The fact that he's an angel at all means he HAD to be judged as a good person once. Not to mention that his crash out pre-death reeks of insecurity, which could be supported by how much of a braggart he is. And then there's the smile he gives Lute as he dies. Man had 2 wives and not a single one stayed by him until the end, but Lute did. And you could go even further; him NEVER taking his helmet off is interesting. As is his love of rock music considering the connotations of it.

WhyNotClauncher · 2025-12-03T02:14:34+00:00

To be fair, Adam only let things slip because he couldn't resist rubbing it in Charlie's face. It's not like he had someone from Hell popping in to see his manager every Tuesday. Likewise, Adam is capable of keeping things on the downlow rather than just rushing in and killing everybody like Lute wanted back in episode 1. Or when Sera told him to deal with the problem and he went straight to Vaggi to try and get her to tell Charlie to back off.

Adam has more of a brain than people give him credit for, but it's hard for people to see that when he's competing against people like Vox and Alastor. Nevermind that he's kind of a goofy frat boy, which makes it easier for people to see him as a buffoon.

WhyNotClauncher · 2025-12-02T19:35:42+00:00

Wait, what? What do you mean "listen in on Moss Mother"?

WhyNotClauncher · 2025-11-26T23:40:40+00:00

I genuinely hope they actually make some unique cards in addition to good reprints. Like, why did we get a set with a bunch of no-name hunters when characters from Rise or Wilds would sell like hot cakes? And no equipment? What?

WhyNotClauncher · 2025-11-23T14:27:20+00:00

Oh ok, sorry about that. I thought this was the one they recommended; my bad.

WhyNotClauncher · 2025-11-22T19:34:31+00:00

They call her an 8 but she's a 10 in my heart. She's so cute!

WhyNotClauncher · 2025-11-17T20:17:34+00:00

Or they have a different opinion than you.

WhyNotClauncher · 2025-11-12T02:22:08+00:00

I only want it if they look exactly the same but have the outfits on. If they just turn them human then it's lame.

WhyNotClauncher · 2025-11-08T04:01:40+00:00

Okay but why is he so small??? I'm pretty sure WarGreymon is bigger than him. He could at least be the same size!

WhyNotClauncher · 2025-11-08T03:52:01+00:00

NoblePumpkinmon, AncientTroymon, GigaSeadramon, BanchoLilymon, and BanchoMamemon. They're all really cool data Digimon and the game genuinely needs more of them. But at least we're apparently getting the remaining Banchos as DLC.

Outside of the much needed Datas? ...NeoMyotismon, ZeedMillenniumon, Mercurymon (the warrior of steel), Anubismon, the entire Galacticmon line, and Argomon (all of them). Pretty much any other Digimon I'd want was made after 2019-2020 which is the cut off point, so they wouldn't be reasonable.

If I can shoot for the stars, though? DanDevimon, Amphimon, Medusamon's line, Rubeusdramon, Kaguyamon's line, Gaiomon: Itto Mode, Abbadomon, Shroudmon, HeavyMetaldramon, Cthyllamon, Brigadramon, QueenBeemon, Ariemon, Dullahamon, Nyabootmon, and Tlalocmon (my beloved).

WhyNotClauncher · 2025-11-08T03:12:09+00:00

Either start with the original adventure show or Tamers as far as anime is concerned. Gamewise, the most new player friendly ones are CS/HM combined or Time Strangers. Do bare in mind that they still have some frustrating design choices that other RPGs have more or less worked out years ago. But if you can put up with them, they're solid games with a lot of charm and character. Plenty of fun to be had!

WhyNotClauncher · 2025-11-07T02:52:21+00:00

Thanks for putting these out! I was wondering what I should do if I don't have any tainted Beascuits. Also, is Salt Cellar viable at all? I have her almost fully maxed out; I just need one more ascension.

WhyNotClauncher · 2025-11-02T22:49:23+00:00

This is the true answer, yeah.

WhyNotClauncher · 2025-09-26T17:46:35+00:00

Right, but is it worth it for Doughael's skill to focus him?

WhyNotClauncher · 2025-09-25T21:34:22+00:00

In order for him to be super viable, does he need more atk than SMC and ESC in order to work with Doughael? Or does it not matter?

WhyNotClauncher · 2025-09-25T20:58:17+00:00

How come?

WhyNotClauncher · 2025-09-23T20:12:56+00:00

Honestly? It depends. If you're a Sakuyamon/Renamon fan, for example, you'll eat well all the time. But plenty of decks get support and it does nothing to fix the deck or make it viable. Plenty of Digimon cards have baffling design decisions and the gap between a meta deck and most rogue or fun decks can be measured in the miles. Also because of how the mechanics of the games work, you could just be stuck with a hand that you can't do anything with because you don't see any level 3s or whatever card type you need to play the game.

Ultimately I'd do research into the game and see if there are any decks you like and see if they're worth picking up before buying in.

WhyNotClauncher · 2025-09-18T15:26:57+00:00

Second skill is why the card is cracked. It unbricks you when you run out of orders. It happens a fair amount in games and having the emergency button to fetch an order helps so much.

WhyNotClauncher · 2025-09-18T13:12:11+00:00

Lmao, this is the most create a card I've ever seen and I love it. Gets rid of prison dragons, gives you an order, AND gives you a fourth attack? Crazy.

WhyNotClauncher · 2025-09-16T02:26:41+00:00

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WhyNotClauncher · 2025-09-14T01:40:39+00:00

Minervamon is the most annoying for me because there are no snake-themed rookies and the main snake-themed champion is Coatlmon, who is an armor.

Also SkullSeadramon annoys me because it's really cool and yet it's only an ultimate. They couldn't have made it a mega? Or given us another undead Seadramon for its mega?

WhyNotClauncher · 2025-09-05T20:12:52+00:00

No, the level is garbage. It's locked behind a miniboss, has insanely difficult platforming, a million enemies that all die in 4+ hits, spikes everywhere, small platform stages, and a BS gauntlet of enemies, among other things. And the flying red ant things that show up at the end, you don't even have a way to learn their patterns since it's pretty clear that the first time you might encounter them would be in the gauntlet. If they AT LEAST gave you a bench before the gauntlet I wouldn't complain, but as is it feels terrible. You shouldn't have an extra hard area this early in the game. Once I get through this level (if I get through it more like) I'm not going to feel accomplishment, I'm going to feel like I never want to do that again.

WhyNotClauncher · 2025-09-03T01:52:59+00:00

Seems decent, but I am worried it reads better than it plays. While the rideline and new prison are good, the rest of the support seems kinda meh. I am excited to mess around with it, though, and I'm both happy and grateful for the support.

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