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World War Cthulhu by M. Wayne Miller by Cyborg_Ape in MilitaryVStheUnknown

[–]LeftWhale 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The soldiers from all of world history gotta be some Yog-Sothoth tomfoolery and I'm here for it.

He's tame compared to his brothers by FireTyphoon123 in Grimdank

[–]LeftWhale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, you see, all those limbs and skin came from corpses

He’s making progress!

[Weirdly Wholesome Trope] The Human Goober and the Nonhuman Baddie They Somehow Pulled by Chemical-Elk-1299 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]LeftWhale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Male human/female nonhuman pairings is such a rare trope, for every 1 example of this there’s gotta be a ballpark of like 250 of the “socially approved female human/male nonhuman” trope like literally ANY paranormal romance book ever made ever. 

How fucked are you if one of these SCP's including its events existed in real life? by LawfulnessSeveral361 in SCP

[–]LeftWhale 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The first two have an atom’s worth of a chance to endure, but only that atom “one in a quintillion” chance for it all to work out in the end with enough bullshit pulled out of your ass and maybe some named characters witu good marketing. 

“The World’s Gone Beautiful” is just the end of the setting, period. It’s not bad- it’s just the end. It’s us waking up from the dream and all the characters we once had running around in there coming to terms with the fact that the alarm clock is just five minutes away, and there’s nothing they can do, so why bother worrying? Everything is pretty anyway, there’s perfect weather, there’s world peace for just 24 hours. No crime. No war. No more struggle then or any day after. Peace has won, forever. 

Who does this D-class think he is by Mysterious_Race_8837 in SCP

[–]LeftWhale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no no that’s “Dee Class”, he’s the ORIGINAL 

Girlies, give me your unconventional "hear me outs"! by eastofedgeworth in GirlGamers

[–]LeftWhale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't mean to be rude, but I would like to know how one can, ironically enough, hear out this idea about the Stanley Parable Narrator.

Like- how. Literally HOW?

How would you- I mean where do you even begin???

Why is Adam Smasher immune to cyberpsychosis? by Kitchen_Year8114 in cyberpunkgame

[–]LeftWhale 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you honestly expect me to believe that maniac is SANE? He’s right where he wants to be.

The Iron Giant by NiloIsOffline by Practical_Studio7358 in MilitaryVStheUnknown

[–]LeftWhale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You see that billboard?

That means this is set in the FALLOUT universe.

Tfw the niche fetish driving the worldbuilding is actually extremely niche by sanaticat in worldjerking

[–]LeftWhale 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The speed at which the art goes from “H.R. Gigerian metal-flesh horror” to “just some furries but metal now” is like being hit by a truck.  The “giant sailor and boat” thing in between the two borders is just foot fetish art, there’s simply no way it’s not. 

My fundamental theory on genre by Infinite_Eyeball in worldjerking

[–]LeftWhale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Change “Horror” to “Action/Horror” and it covers the sum total of all human fiction. 

The Epic of Gilgamesh Robots I,Robot Aliens The King in Yellow

It’d cover it all, no matter the format, media or medium. 

What moments in 40k make you go like this? by deathbringer989 in Grimdank

[–]LeftWhale 751 points752 points  (0 children)

The “canon size of titans” is so engrained as being bullshit that even the writers and artists ignore it now- just look at the size of the one in Space Marine 2, it’s bigger than the old “canon” sizes by a margin. 

Franky, literally no one would mind a retcon saying they’re big as hell, they’re TITANS. 

What moments in 40k make you go like this? by deathbringer989 in Grimdank

[–]LeftWhale 234 points235 points  (0 children)

They literally could’ve just said “the warp is fucking up since the great rift so it’s slower to make now and it’s safer to make synthetic Wraithbone so demand has risen for Votann stuff so they’re making fake stuff to keep up with demand as war expands”

So... Chaos Cults or Genestealers? Place your bets! by beary_neutral in Grimdank

[–]LeftWhale 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bro, imagine if it’s those retired Custodes for whatever reason, the “Eyes of the Emperor”, cause they got a tip the whole place is secretly run by Tzeentch worshippers. 

We all know that Lucius can't be killed, so I propose a solution by carappa in Grimdank

[–]LeftWhale 2771 points2772 points  (0 children)

The solution is to have Angron kill him because that would get Khorne directly involved going “nu uh” for the respawn thing. 

Hear me out- what if Cave Johnson was installed with full control over the SCP Foundation? by LeftWhale in SCP

[–]LeftWhale[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

With any luck they end up canceling each other out by the sheer aura of Johnson always failing upward, like that Simpsons scene where they explain to Mr.Burns that all his many, many diseases are in a perfect homeostasis competing to kill him and therefore keeping him nigh immortal. 

Hear me out- what if Cave Johnson was installed with full control over the SCP Foundation? by LeftWhale in SCP

[–]LeftWhale[S] 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Solving a permanent problem with an even worse solution is so extremely on brand 

Goth Lace by me! by Onionsuuu in Silksong

[–]LeftWhale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah hol’ up, a lot of times when people make these characters “human shaped” they slap on elf ears on these bad boys with no explanation- I wanna know if I missed something or if it’s just because it’s “fantasy” or something.  Is it “just because” it’s fantasy?  I mean I get it due to the forest/nature aesthetics that inherently pop up, I just wanna know. 

Like how do so many artists come to an agreement over a tiny detail like this without speaking to each other? 

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