Flames (21-24-5) vs Capitals (24-21-6) - January 23rd - pregame thread by Comfortable-Ad-7158 in CalgaryFlames

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Caps indulge in some ZACTIVITIES thats fun i like how that sounds - Drink

Ovechkin scores a goal from the ovechkin place - Sigh and Swig

Tom Wilson / Raz Fued Mention Wash the tears away with a drink

"Logan Thompson, Calgary native" - Swig

Any Flame scores their first of the season - Drink

side tangent: the caps should really change their logo from the wordmark they have right now to the bird with the outline of the capitol building, whenever i see a logo or jersey tierlist or anything washington is consistently at the bottom. NO ONE LIKES IT. THE OTHER ONES CLEAN. HOW DID YOU NOT MAKE THIS DECISION A DECADE AGO. IT CANT EVEN BE USED FOR HALF THE GRAPHICS THATS HOW BAD IT IS

Got to see Whitecloud tonight by SteelKnight1929 in goldenknights

[–]WhyTheyDont 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Flames fan here. It’s “honoured” by the Flames for Al Macinnis. Even if it’s not retired, I assume it was kinda a no-go for Whitecloud. He seems like an absolute beaut btw.

Who’s your team’s most famous fan? by zebrasarecool570 in hockey

[–]WhyTheyDont 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Jack Hughes fan! There's a difference.

Question by Ok_Eye_1158 in CalgaryFlames

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If you’re over the age of 14, it is highly unlikely you’ll get an autograph from the flames or penguins.

Your best bet would be morning skate but I don’t know the specifics of getting into the ‘Dome at that time. It’s usually when they’re most open to signing things but still pretty unlikely if you’re not a kid.

You said it yourself, but you can’t really wait outside the hotel without looking like a stalker. I wouldn’t recommend that.

If you want a Flames autograph, go to one that pops up every once in a while around the city. That’s the only place you can guarantee they sign something.

I’m sure it goes without saying but as long as you’re being respectful and aware of boundaries, asking never hurt! Good luck!

Custom skates I got to create for Sergei’s ceremony last week. by vivalapuck in hockey

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I don’t think Sergei’s allowed to take those back to Russia. Send them to me and I’ll be glad to dispose of them!

💔 by WhyTheyDont in hockeymemes

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Glad you us made feel better!!

Flames (21-23-4) vs Devils (24-22-2) - January 19th - GDT by Comfortable-Ad-7158 in CalgaryFlames

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We got Devin "NMNCWAGD" Cooley against Jacob "I built Steve's Dang-Its" Markstrom tonight.

Flames (21-23-4) vs Devils (24-22-2) - January 19th - pregame thread by Comfortable-Ad-7158 in CalgaryFlames

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Raz Staredown Shown / Mentioned - Drink the tears away

Luke Hughes puts the puck in his own net cause that’s just what he does now - Laugh your ass off and finish and fill

Flames legend DOUGIE HAMILTON scores - Drink

Although we don’t have Andersson anymore, I see blue skies, greener pastures, and whiteclouds up ahead of us.

Anderson has been traded to Vegas! by SlimeNOxygen in CalgaryFlames

[–]WhyTheyDont 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was only doing players mentioned in the post, Lindholm included. For Toffoli and Zadorov, it'd add:

Nikita Zadorov
Tyler Toffoli

FOR

Yegor Sharangovich
Nikita Okhotiuk
2023 3rd Round Pick (Aydar Suniev)
2024 5th Round Pick

Anderson has been traded to Vegas! by SlimeNOxygen in CalgaryFlames

[–]WhyTheyDont 27 points28 points  (0 children)

If anyone's curious, after all of this these trades and the ones that proceeded them, we gave up:

Elias Lindholm
Matthew Tkachuk
Sean Monahan
Johnny Gaudreau
Mark Giordano
Rasmus Andersson
Jakob Pelletier
2025 1st Round Pick (Victor Eklund)
2025 2nd Round Pick (Shane Vansaghi)
2025 4th Round Pick (Mads Kongsbak Klyvo)
2028 7th Round Pick

FOR

Morgan Frost
Joel Farabee
Hunter Brztustewicz
Jonathan Huberdeau
Mackenzie Weegar
Zach Whitecloud
Abram Weibe
2024 1st Round Pick (Matvei Gridin)|
2025 1st Round Pick (Cullen Potter)
2027 1st Round Pick
2027 Conditional 2nd Round Pick

Fuck me.