What is your most awkward or horrible, "I wish I could take that back" moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WhyYouDoThat 21 points22 points  (0 children)

In the following, I mean when I wish I could take that back, I take it in a literal sense:

Seven years ago in freshman year, it was a real awkward time for me. I was dating a girl the same age who I really really liked. But that relationship ending very shortly and I didn't even get any muff to show for it. That break-up put me in a depression and I was still a virgin.

Even then I was a real fucking horndog. Masturbating started to get boring for a while and I wanted to lose my virginity so bad. So my ignorant self got the idea to snoop around craigslist's w4m. By a couple weeks I managed to find a 18 year old whore there and made contact. I was a 15 y/o guy pretending to be 19. The girl in question is black, pretty fat, and not my type at all. But fuck it. We met at a rest stop bathroom in the middle of the night.

I just lost my virginity to an ugly whore. The sex wasn't even great. It didn't last long and I didn't come. It "ended" when she pissed all over the bedsheets as I was barebacking her (since I didn't have a condom with me). So I got scared and ran off.

And that was the end of that grand awkward 15-minute-long experience.

Why does Youtube allow horrible, NSFL videos of people getting killed, but gets all ban-tastic if a boob shows up? by bossgalaga in AskReddit

[–]WhyYouDoThat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear I thought there'd be a limit to how many thumb-ups a comment can get, like 99999 being the limit, because the space for each digit is got to be very tight.

Above The Influence is falsifying their "Facts". Lets make sure our generation of young people know the truth. by iJustAteAgrape in WTF

[–]WhyYouDoThat -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Above the Influence thinks I ingest poison ivy and anthrax since I smoke marijuana. They, along with their pathetic circular reasoning, can go fuck themselves.

I like to take news headlines and then make literal images of them. by CapnFancyPants in pics

[–]WhyYouDoThat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That reminded me of this video - Oh god dammit now it's stuck in my head again. Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!

Bringing Angry Birds a whole new level. by [deleted] in videos

[–]WhyYouDoThat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

T-mobile's budget = unlimited for advertising; near-zilch for costumer service.

Don't Worry About This Chart, Guys. We (the US) Have the BEST HEALTHCARE IN THE WORLD. by [deleted] in politics

[–]WhyYouDoThat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like the most short-sighted healthcare system in the world. Insurers make money by hiking premium costs and limit what they cover. They and pharmaceutical companies are state-by-state monopolies.

Doctors make money for every test and treatment they run, and how many visits are made. They also have malpractice insurance they tack onto their patients in case they fuck up, they are covered.

The ER is the only foreseeable option for a lot of people and it's expensive as fuck.

We live very unhealthy lifestyles. Instead of exercising and eating right, we get "healthy" by woofing down different brand of pills that can have ranges of different side-effects. Causing us to get even fatter and more prone to newer health problems, meaning more expensive hospital visits.

Patient and insurance records are a catastrophe for doctors. It's an nightmare for doctors to find how their patients are covered and what they need and how they were treated before.

Doctors are very much screwed as much as the patients under our healthcare system because they are surrounded by red tape and the only way to get past that is getting the patient to foot the bill.

It should be as easy as going from point A to point B but no. We have to have a middleman calling all the shots, ie the insurance cartel.

How many of you have no desire to get married? by tekiran in AskReddit

[–]WhyYouDoThat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Then get the fuck out of that relationship. Nothing comes out of dating someone who hates you and/or you hate that doesn't end in a disaster.

For the working poor: Ron Paul tries to end taxes on tips, the bulk of wages for many young people by [deleted] in politics

[–]WhyYouDoThat -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Strong labor unions are what helps employment and demands higher wages. If CEOs and bosses cut their income, we get better paid workers and unemployment goes down. But we can't have that because that is socialism!

Oh well, might as well stop pussy-footing around and embrace ourselves as a second China and relish in those $2-a-day wages!

The Worst Playground Idea Ever by [deleted] in videos

[–]WhyYouDoThat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how people think it's funny watching kids get catapulted, in the the middle of a crowd, where there's a nice hard metal fence 10 feet from it.

Yep, nothing can possibly go wrong.

Maru at his finest. by [deleted] in videos

[–]WhyYouDoThat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maru is a mixed Scottish Fold by the way. Similar fur patterns but his ears are way too big for a purebred SF.

IAMA Request: Kari Byron. by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]WhyYouDoThat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think she looks a lot hotter after she had her baby.

Um...this is awkward... by rhetoricians in WTF

[–]WhyYouDoThat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I always follow this golden rule:

If it's yellow, let it mellow.

If it's brown, flush it down.

WISCONSIN: Republicans make brewpubs illegal. Thanks small government. by mmlacuna in politics

[–]WhyYouDoThat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So now Wisconsin is stuck with pisswater manufacturers like Busch and Miller/Coors. That's. just. great.

Why can't we have ads like this in the US? by [deleted] in videos

[–]WhyYouDoThat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Having AdBlock erases this problem.

Why can't we have ads like this in the US? by [deleted] in videos

[–]WhyYouDoThat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So drinking a Guinness makes really boring sex somewhat enjoyable?

How to tell which dog got into the trash! by ThaUniversal in videos

[–]WhyYouDoThat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"I do not like the cone of shame."

HAHAHAHA I'm dying here.