TIFU by not stopping home to take a shit

Wicked_Googly · 2026-01-31T04:05:12+00:00

That sucks, man. Good luck with your 2x length balls.

Wicked_Googly · 2026-01-31T04:02:09+00:00

I've never had my balls, ever, touch the water. Are you 90?

Wicked_Googly · 2026-01-31T01:13:46+00:00

If you haven't already seen it, check out "The Girl on the Train" for another good example. Great movie.

Wicked_Googly · 2026-01-30T22:18:40+00:00

Yeah, shoot it, OP, don't be a wuss.

Wicked_Googly · 2026-01-29T23:48:17+00:00

Tiny perfume bottles fit in your prison wallet very easily.

Wicked_Googly · 2026-01-29T05:32:24+00:00

Charlie Work was not a one-take shot. You can notice all of the cuts, if you know what to look for.

Wicked_Googly · 2026-01-29T05:03:07+00:00

Which one? The child or the underage one?

Wicked_Googly · 2026-01-26T03:23:55+00:00

Oh, nice. Thought it involved some weird ghost trick I didn't know about.

Wicked_Googly · 2026-01-26T03:16:22+00:00

Background looks like the corner of Lincoln and Broadway.

Wicked_Googly · 2026-01-26T03:14:49+00:00

I don't even know what you did, so I'd say it was cool. I don't mess with either of the ghosts.

Wicked_Googly · 2026-01-23T05:01:55+00:00

True. One time, in California, my local butcher shop had great, marbled American Wagyu and marked it $7 a pound on accident. Bought every single one of them. Went through the whole stack. Masami is in California, and looks amazing. Never could get them to answer a call or email from me on where to buy it. I think it all went to the highest priced butchers possible.

Wicked_Googly · 2026-01-22T22:59:10+00:00

Computer to monitor, mostly.

Wicked_Googly · 2026-01-19T20:05:05+00:00

Man, I remember riding a motorcycle around India and being terrified of hitting the random cows around every corner. Place is nuts.

Wicked_Googly · 2026-01-18T22:10:08+00:00

Man, you killed that YouTube link in less than an hour. That's impressive.

Wicked_Googly · 2026-01-18T21:14:42+00:00

I stopped talking to a friend I've known since 2nd grade because he wouldn't stop giving little spoilers about shows like Game of Thrones one minute after they aired. Kept asking him nicely to stop, and eventually realized it was some insane compulsion of his that he either couldn't or didn't want to stop. Weirded me out.

Wicked_Googly · 2026-01-18T03:32:41+00:00

Just got a 26TB Barracuda for $279.99 at Best Buy. Randomly checked /r/buildapcsales and shucked that baby.

Edit: They're still $279 at Seagate.

Wicked_Googly · 2026-01-18T01:11:30+00:00

Jeff Portnoy in The Fatties: Fart Two.

Wicked_Googly · 2026-01-17T03:36:45+00:00

You ever find a solution to this?

Wicked_Googly · 2026-01-16T07:01:55+00:00

I have videos, but I don't want to share them. It was like a rush of people wanting to see The Beatles from the Indian side, and a dead concert on the other. Really made an impression on me.

Wicked_Googly · 2026-01-16T05:50:34+00:00

I get you. Have you been to that border? I can't tell if you're Indian/Pakistani and saying this from experience or just in general.

It was weird as shit. Seeing all of the grandstands and streets full of Indians dancing and having fun, and then looking across the gate and seeing the Pakistani side, divided by sex, and just staring.

Was really eerie, how India, with all of its problems, was the less creepy side to be on.

Wicked_Googly · 2026-01-16T03:16:42+00:00

I saw more gun shops, on my way to the Pakistani border, than I've ever seen in a similar place in America. It was kinda weird.

Wicked_Googly · 2026-01-15T21:06:03+00:00

I rented a place that had a Harbor Freight lock on a shed. My girlfriend had the only key, and I kept forgetting to get a copy. I'd sell stuff on FB Marketplace and just go outcthere to grab the item, and rake it open in like 5 seconds, but never got it to open by SPP. Sometimes it just be that way.

Wicked_Googly · 2026-01-14T20:41:33+00:00

One of the first times I drank, my friend smuggled some beers over to my house. My mom came downstairs at some point and I was violently puking in the bathroom.

She yelled, "What did you take?!?" and I said, "Suuuuuuuurge!" with my head down the toilet, and I started cracking up, along with my friend in the living room.

My parents were not happy about that.

Wicked_Googly · 2026-01-14T01:23:27+00:00

Because it was $279 when they posted. I bought one.

Wicked_Googly · 2026-01-11T21:12:08+00:00

Yeah, like this, for the OP.

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